July 19, 2007

Two Girls Try to Detect IR Sensor With Hairspray, Get Caught

See, this is what happens if you don't watch Mythbusters.  They would know this doesn't work already.  It seems the idea came from the Charlie's Angels movie. 


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July 18, 2007

What Kind of Conservative Archetype are You?

I'm an Anti-gov't Gunslinger, basically a libertarian minded conservative.  Kinda cute, its a little timekiller.

Found at Beth's at MVRWC.

Oh, yeah, found that BBC interview there too.

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The Nose On Your Face's Potfry On the BBC With Ibrihim Hooper of CAIR

About, of course, the bread and butter of TNOYF, Islamic Rage Boy.

Potfry did decent, it was obvious that TNOYF is making fun of Jihadists, and that Hooper is trying to line himself up to be the American muslim equivalent of Al Sharpton.  What a caterwauling little bitch Hooper is.

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No More Fucking Nannies!

Fuck Nannystaters! Fuck 'em all! 

See this shit?

The asshole Nannies in the Dem congress (and their pussy RINO counteparts) are looking to jack up taxes on cigars by 20,000%!  Lemme repeat that, for those of you who missed it.  TWENTY. FUCKING. THOUSAND. PERCENT. TAX. HIKE. 

Is that even constitutional?  It is obscene.  Bush is apparantly gonna veto it because of other measures he doesn't like.  So the question is, if it gets slipped into another bill will it pass?  This is bullshit.  If this were any other type of business, there would be riots in the fucking streets.  It'll destroy the US cigar industry.  

No more nannies, I'm sick and tired of fucking nanny state assholes who want to suck every ounce of joy out of people's lives, on the left and the right.  I don't care what it is, there's some groups of fucking pricks who decide they wanna wield the sword of government to ban shit that has no reason to be banned other than they don't fucking like because it annoys them.  Fuck those people, I'm sick of people banning shit that shouldn't be banned. 


NO MORE NANNIES! 

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July 17, 2007

Al Gore Caught Feasting on Rare Endangered Chilean Sea Bass

Busted!

Al Gore and guests at his daughter's wedding were chowin' down on some of the rare sea bass, which are a threatened species due to overfishing and illegal fishing.  Anyone else wonder about the amount of carbon released to ship that fish to the US from Chile?

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Buchanan Joins Ron Paul In Warning of Staged Gulf of Tonkin Incident to Drag us Into War With Iran

Cranks, both of them.  

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Jon Lovitz Beats the Hell Out of Andy Dick

It wasn't acting!

Lovitz says that Andy Dick had reintroduced Brynn Hartmann to cocaine, after she had been clean of it for years.  Soon after, she killed Phil Hartmann and herself.  Lovitz seems to be blaming Andy for being the catalyst that sent Hartmann's wife into the downward spiral. 

Lovitz has had a hostile relationship with Andy Dick since, and it finally came to a head, with Lovitz bloodying up the bastard. 

Good, I say.  I didn't know that part about Hartmann, knowing it now though, Dick deserves any abuse he gets, the fact he's an asshole is bad enough, but this fact makes him deserve anything coming to him.

I like Lovitz a lot more now.

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Fatass From Flint Calls Truce With CNN

He's like the Palestine of liberal propagandists, he picks fights he's completely outclassed for, causes as much chaos using the shadiest tactics he can get away with, but when he finally gets backed into a corner and humiliated, he starts calling for a truce, like he's the winner of the fight.  And undoubtedly, once he's in the clear, he'll start stirring shit up again.

I hope CNN doesn't relent and squeezes the tubby little bastard till he pops like a big greasy zit.  They won't, because they're Fatah to Moore's Hamas, but I can dream, right?

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July 16, 2007

Is Rep. Ellison a Truther?

Sounds like it to me. 

I think we need to start encouraging people to start confronting Truthers, people who play along with the Truthers, and people who won't denounce Truthers.  Conservatives should start forcing these roaches out into the light.  I think its time to take up a technique used by the left, a certain leftist actually.  I think we need to start using Michael Moore-style ambush interviews on these people, catch them off guard so they can't give a canned response that dodges or gives a wishy-washy statement.

it wouldn't be hard, one person with a cheap video camera could easily do it, and upload it onto online video services and blogs in no time.

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Obamassiah Calls for Permanent Spooky Lookin' Weapons Ban

He said it in Chicago, which as we know has been the where Jesse Jackson and douchebag in a frock Fr. "We'll snuff out gun store owners" Pfleger have been demonizing a gun shop owner. 

Our Lord and Savior then said unto the crowd:

"From South Central L.A. to Newark, New Jersey, there's an epidemic of violence that's sickening the soul of this nation," the Illinois senator told the crowd. "The violence is unacceptable and it's got to stop."


Interesting, I always thought that inner city crime was committed with cheap pistols either stolen or straw bought(both of which are obviously illegal).  But who am I to argue with He who Is? I guess if cheap pistols are what crimes are committed with, you restrict or ban assault rifles, makes sense to me!

And beyond that, do we notice that all these places where leftism rules that there are the most crimes committed? 

He also said government should support and fund more after-school programs to keep kids off the streets. But some of the burden must also be shouldered by residents who need to do more to raise and protect at-risk children, he added.


Oh, sure, nice little caveat, but we all know how liberal caveats work, eh?  A whole lot of denying constitutionally protected rights and negligible personal responsibility. 

People who recognize the importance of the Second Amendment better be careful here.  The 2008 election year is a minefield.  Obama and Hillary will do everything they can to take your rights and others rights away.  Mitt Romney also supports a ban.  Rudy says he'll leave it to the states, but who knows what he'll do should he get to the White House, and beyond that, what the morons in statehouses will do if left to their own.

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doubleplusundead: Sommolier of Fine Moonbattery

Hmmm...what to say about this HuffPo piece?  Oh, I know!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! 

Ah, its great, a must read for aficionados of fine moonbattery. 

A sample:

I recommend you start stocking up on medicine, food, gallons of water, toilet paper, reading material, Potassium Nitrate, Charcoal powder, and Sulfur. Because soon you will notice that things will start drying up from lack of interstate commerce, shortly after the upcoming Terrah-ist Attack on the NewNited States of Murka.


Delightful, yes?  Notice the tinfoil, fruity and nutty hints?  And a unique flair, the use of Terrah-ist instead of the more common Turrist, as well as Murka instead of Merca, Murca, or Amerca.

And today the Justice Department (a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Fourth Black Branch of Shadow Government) paved the way for the impending declaration of Martial Law in the wake of said Attack, as provided for in Son of the Patriot Act and the Military Sins of Commission Act, both passed last year.

Those "laws" make it painfully clear that the Executing Branch of Government can order FEMA and the Military to round up anyone who threatens the New American Century People (formerly known as US) and throw them in one of the 13 new Federal prisons built to house dissenters. Alls it takes is one big friggin' disaster (like a Katrina or a 9/11) and the POTUS can jail us.


All the right notes one expects from a paranoid moonbat rant.  Fear of Bush declaring martial law, the secret prison camps and a dictatorial shadow government on the verge of seizing power.  I'll leave you to discover the charm of this fine moonbat rant.  Not much else can be said, be sure to try this fine vintage from the Huffington Post's Eric Malone.

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Anti-Income Tax Guy Wins?

These guys usually get smacked down pretty readily, but this guy seems to have found a loophole or something.  If he found a way to screw the IRS fair and square and legal, cheers to him, and maybe people will see a need to end the moronic tax codes we have in place now and simplify them.

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July 15, 2007

Hamas TV's Martyr Mouse Replaced by Nahoul the Bomblebee

This is one of those things that is incredibly sick and wrong to joke about, but you just can't help yourself. 

So how do you think Nahoul's show will end?

I'm guessing the Israelis squash him with a giant flyswatter attachment on an Israeli tank...maybe the Israeli tank.  Feel free to make your own ending.

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July 14, 2007

PC Liberals in Europe Cry Racism Over Classic Book "Tintin in the Congo," Sales Skyrocket 3800 Percent

Pwn3d!

A liberal douchebag "human rights" lawyer decided the book, made in the 30's, was offensive and racist, and wanted it removed, along with a group called the Commission for Racial Equality.  Borders stores promptly grabbed their collective ankles, and didn't bother with lube. 

Tintin was a big deal in Europe and is a classic series of stories and serial comic strips, I never really got to see much of Tintin (being American), but what I've seen of it I liked, and I'd like to see what I can pick up of it someday. 

So is it racist?  Yeah, probably, it reflected the era it was written in, but so what?  Its a part of history, and representative of views and attitudes of the time.  If nothing else, it can be used as a history lesson in that regard, parents know enough to teach their kids that people viewed different races in a negative way, and still have it be a good story. 

Give kids and parents more credit than people like the crying assclown lawyer do.  The kids can seperate the negative from the good and leave the good intact, but as is typical of the Left, they think parents are too goddamn stupid to teach their kids and their kids are too goddamn stupid to grasp it. 

 From what little exposure to Tintin I've had, the storytelling was always decent, and if there is something lacking from children's literature, its good storytelling. 

Anyway, sales of the book shot up 3,800 percent!  Take that, PC doucherockets! I hope that the publishers can't keep up with demand!

This is the second story of the week in which Europeans have reacted badly to squishy PC bullshit.  Maybe there is a glimmer of hope that the Europeans can get their collective shit together and save themselves from mindless leftism and jihadism.



 Classics are classics, and should be accessible, even with the racist element, there is solid storytelling and can be a glimpse into history, development of culture and the culture and time represented in the comic strip. 

In that same spirit, I've always hated that WB has kept several of the old WWII cartoons under lock and key because of racist stereotypes of the Japanese. They have released some of the cartoons for public purchase, but I say they all should be released, if for no other reason than giving people easy access to history.  I think you can find a good number of the cartoons on youtube(though not the taboo ones as far as I know), but it would be nice to be able to own copies, it is fascinating to see.  Yes I have a history degree and I get all dorky over old stuff like this, eat me.

Even if they ran disclaimers or commentary, they should do it, totally unedited and unaltered, it offers a unique look at the propaganda(and I use that word as a descriptor, not as a condemnation), at the totality of the war in the WWII era, everyone sacrificed, and everyone was taught to mock and despise the enemy, even little kids.

Its a big difference from today, while we still mock the enemy we don't use the crude racial stereotyping of old as much. Many people actually have moved in the other direction, they sympathize, underemphasize their evil acts(particularly treatment of women the muslim world, which just fucking infuriates me, both the fact it happens and the left's refusal to address it), or even cheer for the Jihadists. 

Its an interesting thing to compare the WWII era with our own and see how much has changed.

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Jack Chick of the Left Trashes Troops

Ted Rall is to the military what Jack Chick is to Catholics and non-Christians.  He also can't draw worth a shit.  The only difference is that most conservatives fucking hate Jack Chick, Libs love the overgrown seeping infected pustule that is Ted Rall.

Look at the latest steaming pile of hate he has produced.  I knew the guy was a military hater/attention whore, but this is beyond the pale, and there isn't a Patriot Guard to protect those who this kind of thing hurts.   This sick fuck needs to be driven off the pages of any publication he's on.  Now.

 Call it the Rall Over campaign or something.

I suggest people email this shit to the big talkers and other bloggers, if nothing else maybe we could get a days reprieve from tabloid stories on FNC.  Malkin is covering it, but not many others that I can see. 

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July 13, 2007

Too Funny! Open Borders Advocates Put Out Activist Games

In order to try and indoctrinate the yoots into little open border zealots.  Cute.

But I'm not worried.  Every activist type game throughout the history of mankind has been an utter failure and total crap game, maybe with the exception of the US Army Sponsored America's Army, but that was more a recruitment tool than propaganda.

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Amnesty International Declares Countries That Restrict Abortion Are Human Rights Violators

Glad to see they've got time to focus on this now that the Chinese have quit oppressing their citizens, genocide has ended in Africa and women have rights in the Middle East. 

As pissed as I am with Weekly Standard in their douchebaggy defense and advocating of Amnesty, they nail this one.  Amnesty Int'l chooses not to make their abortion views a publicly announced position. 

They have a bunch of spin and talking points to try and disarm the less aware, but most conservatives can see what utter garbage that is, as you can see in the following quote.

The news was to be kept secret--but if the story got out anyway, members were to respond immediately: "Some media reports and individuals have claimed that AI promotes a 'human right to abortion.' This grossly misrepresents AI's policy on sexual and reproductive rights. AI takes no position on whether abortion is right or wrong, nor

on whether or not abortion should be legal."


They also claim to not make a judgement on when life begins.  But as the article points out, and is obvious to anyone, their actions speak louder than their words. They want abortion legal, deploying the oft-used health exception, which everyone knows is a crock.  They are also opposed to the Partial Birth Abortion Ban...Shocking, yes, I know!


Catholic groups are already declaring that it is no longer acceptable to support Amnesty International because supporting abortion is a violation of human rights in itself.  Amnesty International took a swipe in response, saying they protect others but don't impose their will on others.
Which is utter bullshit, they're trying to impose their will on Catholics who oppose abortion, and violating the rights to the unborn from the Catholic perspective.

I hope this goes public in a big way, and Amnesty International gets embarrassed and damaged in reputation, its obvious what they are doing.

 Amnesty International spends more time throwing feces at the US like a bunch of angry monkeys than at the most abhorrent violators of human rights on the planet, countries like Saudi Arabia.  I could tolerate them if they showed any capacity in good faith when discussing human rights, but it has become clear is isn't.

 I hope the American people recognize what a fraud Amnesty International has become, a once decent organization turned into yet another Anti-American/Anti-Israel hate apparatus. 

Sadly,  I wouldn't be surprised if this boosts the strength of Amnesty International, as rabid leftists the world over glom onto the the organization in order to try and humiliate and knock the US down. 

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Connecticut Teacher Busted for Selling Cocaine Can Teach Again

Want a reminder of one of the many reasons why I chose not to make my career in education?  Here you go.

He was facing a rough patch in his life, his son had died and his wife left, and he was clean up until then, but that can't be an excuse.  If he was dealing drugs, there is a decent chance he's at least vaguely connected to shady and dangerous characters, possibly gang affiliates, that pose a risk to him and his students.

 He could also fall off the wagon, they say that he'll be scrutinized, but we all know what "scrutiny" on government employees is, or will become as public pressure subsides, plus the effect of general bureaucratic laziness and maybe even union influence. 

Look, its not that I'm not sympathetic to the guy, I am, a series of true tragedies hit him all at once, and he cracked (as a lot of people would), but there has to be standards of conduct, and heavy drug involvement is or has to be a dealbreaker.

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July 12, 2007

Oh, Goddammit, Slublog Tagged Me

I see I got tagged, so I guess I have to post eight facts about myself...curse you Slubbo!

So the rules are, you have to post eight facts about yourself on your blog or in my case, my crapblog, then tag eight others. 

Its long, so after the jump,
more...

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Last Major Grocery Chain Leaves Detroit

Christ, what a hellhole!

I wonder how long till Philly looks like this?

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