October 29, 2010

"I don't understand"

Robo-bama gets an economic lesson. Via Jonah Goldberg. Not safe for work.


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October 19, 2010

It seems like a lot of people aren't witches these days...

She's got my vote!

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October 18, 2010

If only our elections were so clear-cut

This guy filed for divorce the day after he last won the election for mayor of Winnipeg.


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October 12, 2010

The title is Teh Worstest Joke Evah

Something tells me this is either a precursor to or a direct result of the #dipdip.

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September 29, 2010

Okay I'm calling bullshit on this

In further King Shamir Shabazz news, he now claims that whites use black babies as alligator bait.

I've gotta say, that is an accusation that I never saw coming.  Kudos to the voices in his head for creativity. 

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September 20, 2010

Too good not to link

Even though you've all seen it at Ace's anyway, AndrewR's hilarious roundtable discussion with Christine O'Donnell and Coons.

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September 15, 2010

Life imitates art.

The set-up.


The punch-line.

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September 03, 2010

An example of why our country is in the shape it’s in – Congressional Dumb Questions

I received this in my email this morning. I know that most of it probably isn’t true, but it’s funny and truth shouldn’t stand in the way of humor; so don’t go running to Snopes.com and then come back bitching.

A DC 'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of 'WHY' our country is in trouble!

1.I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted m e with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts ..''

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Cape Town is in South Africa .''

His response -- click..

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'Don't lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!'' (OMG)

4. I got a call from a lawmaker' s wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''
I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map'' (OMG, again!)

5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas .. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical de scription on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

He replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..

8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

10. Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane.
She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

11. Mary Landrieu , La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa.

"Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .''
I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ' 'You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''


Now you know why the Government is in the shape it's in!
Could ANYONE be this DUMB?
YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.

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August 31, 2010

Hipster Dinosaurs?

Most definitely.

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Nerd Jokes

Nerd Jokes!
The post starts off with an okay one but gets darn funny in the comments. Some are lame, some people try to show how smart they are by being annoying, but there's plenty of funny in there.
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Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who askes: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
 Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know exactly where I am"
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To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?


I didn't see my engineer joke.
Anybody can build a bridge that stands.
It takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.

Via the Agitator

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August 27, 2010

What. The. Fuck.

I want to invite this guy to our next party.

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It's nice to know that people are looking out for us

By "looking out" I mean "repeatedly hitting the rewind button with the speed and force of an angry god." And as for "us," I mean "people who have moved to the San Fernando Valley and changed their names to 'Savannah' or 'Lance' so that their parents won't have heart attacks."

An AIDS activist group is bringing a complaint against Larry Flynt, accusing the porn king of compromising the safety of his adult film stars by not having them use condoms.

The AIDS Health Foundation said Thursday it delivered a complaint and 100 DVDs of hardcore Flynt films to the state Division of Occupational Safety and Health office.

Cal-OSHA officials did not return calls for comment.
They were apparently too busy to answer the phone for some reason.

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August 23, 2010

Tomorrow the machines come to kill us all...

but tonight we dance

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August 12, 2010

AFI's Number One Movie of All Time

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August 10, 2010

Words to Live By

"Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you try and put it in the body of a Great White Shark suddenly you've gone to far."

And God forbid you put frickin’ laser beams on it’s frickin’ head.

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July 27, 2010

Christina Hendricks fends off lesbian advances on The View

...even the Mad Men star could not hide her blushes when she got chatted up on live television by a female host.

The curvaceous beauty, who plays Joan Holloway on the hit TV show, was appearing on U.S. TV's The View when guest host Alexandra Wentworth told her she was her 'girl crush'.

...

At one point she placed her hand seductively on Christina's leg.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1296929/Mad-Mens-Christina-Hendricks-gets-chatted-WOMAN-TV-presenter.html#ixzz0utp1qkUQ

I probably don't need to say much more. more...

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July 26, 2010

Congratulations Vinty!

Congratulations to Vinty on his nuptials.  I know we all hope that wedded bliss and babies and much happiness are forthcoming!

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July 13, 2010

What if "Firefly" was an 80's TV show

So, so wrong, but so good at the same time:

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July 08, 2010

In honor of the sweltering temperatures back East

By the way, it's a cool 67 degrees here. I'm wearing a long-sleeved shirt and fuzzy slippers. 27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" id="1879893" height="297" width="464">

By the way, you should turn down the sound if you're at work. Unless your boss is OK with the word "FUCK" coming from your computer speakers at a high volume.

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June 29, 2010

Journolist. At last it can be told.

Looks like Iowahawk is going to get that $100k.

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