Heh.

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What's Right With Wisconsin!

Make sure you go to Iowahawk's and read about a favored son of Wisconsin, a member of their "royalty" so to speak.
A taste
Snitker succumbed to an exploding liver Tuesday evening during a late model modified heat at La Crosse Speedway's $1 Jagermeister night.
...snip...(some highlights of his life)
The argument won over most of the La Crosse media, and it appeared he was a shoe-in for the job (presidency of Tri-County Welding Supply V) until the evening of December 20, 1981, a night which remains shrouded in mystery and controversy. At a private "no wives" Christmas party attended by Snitker and five stockroom girls from Tri-County, Snitker and Rhonda Lee Reinke, 24, left on his Arctic Cat for what witnesses say was a moonlight cow-tipping tryst. 45 minutes later Snitker arrived at Duegger's Taproom without Reinke. On Christmas morning, Snitker phoned the La Crosse sherriff's department to report that, "oh yeah, I think Rhonda fell in the curd tank at the old dairy plant on Highway KR. Hurry please, help help."
...snip...
Snitker received some criticism after sources leaked his secret 1996 letter to Chicago Bears head coach Dave Wannstadt, offering to sabotage Packer QB Brett Favre's jock strap for "two kegs of Point."

A flawed life and yet, he did so much for the commun...nay, the world, that a few cheesings, DUIs and collusion with Da Bears cannot be allowed to overshadow it.

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I'm pretty sure this is racist, somehow

I mean, between the fact that it's a white guy singing a parody of a signature Sammy Davis tune and TEH DOG WHISTLE!!!1!1!!one!!!eleventy!! references to Obama (i.e. "The Government"), well, you can see the subtle subtext...

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Not Wisconsin again.

I hate to be pushy, but I think we really need a "WTF is wrong with Wisconsin?" category.
I thought you had to be a Clinton to have balls this big. (both sides, read on)
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A battle is brewing over the fate of 66 roosters, hens and chicks seized in June from the Madison home of a man suspected of running cock fights.
In court papers filed last week, the attorney for Jorge Iglesias alleged that the birds are being mistreated at the Dane County Humane Society, where they have been kept...

He's suing the Humane Society for mistreating his fighting cocks.
The allegations
...the roosters and hens are confined to tiny cages that are dirty and covered in excrement. Many are being kept in rat-infested areas, he wrote, and about 18 chicks that were seized have been killed and eaten by the rats. One hen and five roosters have also died from other causes.They were missing and presumed eaten.

I may have added that part at the end.

But wait, it's Wisconsin, so they need to go that one step farther.
The Health Department is also asking that Iglesias pay the cost of keeping the birds at the Humane Society, which was $36,615 as of Aug. 21.

They want $36 grand to house a bunch of chickens for 2 1/2 months.

It's funny how often I'm against both sides in a dispute.

H/T Say Uncle

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Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

I laughed my ass off at "Frankly I think it's sad that now the words "Never ending labyrinth of pain are now synonymous with one loose cannon minotaur who admittedly went too far".


Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

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Felicia Day is one slutty fairy

Legend of Neil, Season 2, Ep. 3 -- The Musical

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25 Awesome Homeless Signs

I have to admit, some of these would get money from me.

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Don't Like The Court's Decision?

You've always got being a total asshole to fall back on:

An Israeli travel agency decided to show its resentment for a verdict in an original way: they paid the sum of money ordered by the court to be paid to the plaintive in small change: a big bag full of coins.

"I felt humiliated" said the woman who sued the travel agency, after having her trip, which she booked and paid for in advance, rescheduled. After the verdict, in which the court ordered the Travel agency to pay the woman 470nis for her trouble, she was told to arrive to the travel agency's offices. Once there, she was given a huge bag filled with coins of the smallest denominations. She was told she was welcome to count the money, if she wished to do so.

The woman walked out of the office, crying. "I've never felt that way before" she said.

Being a person with a vastly over-developed sense of vengeance and spite, I can identify.  She was right to sue, but she could have at least been tough enough to give them the finger for their efforts.  Cry on your way out the door and the terrorists win.

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Highest Voted Ted Kennedy Death Tagline at Fark?

Sen. Ted Kennedy carries on Kennedy family tradition of dying with something lodged in his brain.

Heh.
Update:  The Onion piles on:

'Kennedy Curse' Claims Life of 77-Year-Old Tumor-Riddled Binge-Drinker

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I know how he feels.

more...

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If the Internet wrote movies

More (and funnier) at CollegeHumor

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I love this quote

"If violence isn't your last resort, then you didn't use enough violence." -- The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates

found on slashdot

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There aren't enough "ha's" in Bwahahahahahahhahaha

Dog fighting ring broken up in the greater Philly metropolitan region.

Michael Vick was unaivalable for comment.

H/T Support your Local Gunfighter.
(title edited for lost quotation mark)

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Gen Y Cow Tipping

"But Lust stressed it's a safe car with a five-star safety rating."  Unless you happen to be sitting in it when some yobs decide to flip it over.  No, sorry, the guy wasn't in his car when it got tossed, but it's bound to happen sooner or later.  And I'm guessing we will be cackling with glee and champagne toasting and taking up a collection for bail money when it happens.

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Sears missed an important marketing opportunity

Instead of grilling babies, they should have catered to the hobo cuisine crowd.

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Pubic Service Announcement

Please check your signs for proper spelling and grammar before protesting.



Courtesy MCS

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We call it The Aristocrat

I forget whose blog (Kishnevi?) it was, but we were competing to see who had drank the "worst" alcohol/chaser drink.
My contribution was cheap, cheap, cheap vodka (Stonehouse, refined from crude Stonehouse and aged on the truck-ride up the NY Thruway from NJ) chased with grape Bubble Yum.
That duo has me beat. Tequila chased with Ragu. If I didn't see it I wouldn't have believed it.
H/T Cowboy Blob (whose caption contest I lost but I still like mine best)

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Wherein Veeshir can't believe he's the first one to think of these.

updated because these are addictive.





Important update

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Nutcracker. Sweet!

Some people just get teh intertubes.
Listen to it in the slo-mo part at the end, that's about funny.
As I said at Vodkapundit, you choose your victim carefully for that. Make sure he can't kick your ass.

h/t Vodkapundit

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Protective spouse FAIL

Some people shouldn't live anywhere near the wilderness.  Especially a guy who locks himself in another room while his wife is being mauled by a bear.

If he and his wife had been properly armed, I wonder what the outcome would have been.  As it stands, the rampaging bear is still on the loose.

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