April 12, 2010

Now I have to go to KFC. Just when I'd been turned into a Popeye's fan.

When something involves both bacon and pissing off Teh Won and his Klingon bride, how can I say no?

We give you the KFC Double Down, two slabs of fried chicken and melted cheese all squeezed around a sacred centerpiece — two pieces of bacon. The breadless sandwich that some are calling “angina on a plate” debuts at KFC restaurants on Monday. If customers order the Original Recipe variety, their Double Down will pack 540 calories, 32 grams of fat and 1,380 milligrams of sodium, according to KFC.

 This is will not make Michelle Obama very happy.

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Of course, the timing of KFC’s guilty pleasure is giving chest pains and meat sweats to nutritionists. As we’re simultaneously advised and chided how and what to eat to protect our arteries, the Double Down stares down anti-obesity campaigners like the First Lady — and does it with a bold, greasy smirk.

Dinner tomorrow?  Oh, I think so.

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Bacon Star Wars Figure?

Bacon Star Wars Figure!

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April 05, 2010

Even the grilled version will stop your heart

Somehow I'm not surprised this was a hit in the Midwest.

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April 02, 2010

Canadians are Morons

Updated with possibly SFW bacon pic below fold, as per DPUD stylebook
Via Weasel Zippers' baconblogging we find out that Canadians are real Morons.
A poll
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The people of Canada sure love their bacon. In a recent survey..., 43% of the respondents said they would rather have bacon than sex.

I also have to wonder if Moron Pundit has a few wives in Canada
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Nearly one in four of respondents (23%) wondered if ‘my partner loves bacon more than me’

more...

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America, FUCK YEAH!

Best way to cook bacon, EVAH.  And yeah, they posted it at the Moron-in-Chief's sidebar already, but it's worth posting again and again.

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March 28, 2010

Watch out, bacon, here comes science!

Just you wait.  I guarantee that some congresscritter is going to throw a fit about this study and insist that we outlaw bacon.  If that doesn't make us all fight back, then, my friends - nothing will.

Scientists have finally confirmed what the rest of us have suspected for years: Bacon, cheesecake, and other delicious yet fattening foods may be addictive.

A new study in rats suggests that high-fat, high-calorie foods affect the brain in much the same way as cocaine and heroin. When rats consume these foods in great enough quantities, it leads to compulsive eating habits that resemble drug addiction, the study found.

Doing drugs such as cocaine and eating too much junk food both gradually overload the so-called pleasure centers in the brain, according to Paul J. Kenny, Ph.D., an associate professor of molecular therapeutics at the Scripps Research Institute, in Jupiter, Florida. Eventually the pleasure centers "crash," and achieving the same pleasure--or even just feeling normal--requires increasing amounts of the drug or food, says Kenny, the lead author of the study.

Imagine it - illicit bacon and cheesecake trade, in the seedy dark alleys, late at night.  The DEA coming after you for owning Twinkies.  You can see it happening.  Admit it.

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February 19, 2010

Further proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy

Bacon potato chips.

Damn I'm hungry.

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November 16, 2009

Bacon done on the Waffle Iron?

Sure, why not. Alton Brown serves up some artery clogging goodness:



Seems to be the same principle behind the George Foreman grill, but looks like it works pretty well. And who am I to contradict Alton Brown, king of the food geeks?

(From Lifehacker)

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October 13, 2009

There is no bacon in this article

Of course there isn't.

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October 12, 2009

Oh hells yeah

Probably the only way I'd be able to get the hubby to try sushi.  Seeing as he's allergic to most of it.



Love it love it love it, except the avocado.  I feel about guacamole the way Queen Alex feels about spidery clowns.

(h/t)

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October 09, 2009

Them's fightin' words!

I thought this guy was just a fucking buffoon, but fast forward to about 3:40 for some serious shit.

It's on, muthafucka! Oh, it is so on!

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October 05, 2009

Now this is love

A bacon lampshade for his sweetheart.

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September 15, 2009

The only way to make arugula tolerable

Cook it with bacon.



(No, that's not arugula in that pie.  The entire meal is made from bacon.  Arugula just tries to ruin the first course, but loses to the power of the mighty bacon.)

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September 06, 2009

International Bacon Day

An arctic researcher trying to celebrate National... International Bacon Day was interrupted by wolves who were likewise celebrating.

Mystery solved, that's probably why wolves decided to "come to the fire" and become man's best friend thousands of years ago.
Bacon. Is there nothing it can't do?

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September 05, 2009

Disappointment

Okay, now I'm all upset.
I had to go to Instapundit to find out it's National Bacon Day.
Isn't there someone here in charge of notifying us of stuff like that?
(I'm looking at you Mr. Chocoloate Covered Bacon MP)

Now I have to hope the area supermarkets aren't out of bacon on this important holiday.
It's like buying a turkey Thanksgiving morning.

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August 29, 2009

Attention Moron photographers!

Official Bacon Photo Contest! Prizes include...free bacon!

(Via Heh, indeed.)

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August 27, 2009

The Official Dpud Foodstuffs

Tactical Canned Bacon.

I'm off to order a case, brb.

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August 25, 2009

Pizza Hut plots to kill off the human race - 646 calories per slice. Crust made out of sausage wrapped with bacon.

Mini hamburger patties on top of the mushrooms, soy beans, corn, paprika, garlic chips, green peppers, and pepperoni.   The very essence of the modern health diet.

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August 22, 2009

Fast Food Genius Or A Madness That Will Surely Be Punished By God?

KFC introduces the "Double Down", a sandwich consisting of two fried chicken fillets wrapped around bacon, cheese and Colonel's sauce.



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I hear the value meal comes with a gallon of Jolt cola and a desert made of a Snickers deep fried between two Twinkies.

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August 20, 2009

Chocolate Covered Bacon - A Photo Adventure

It was a long, hot day at the Wisconsin State Fair. We had walked through almost the whole place and were finally about to give up, just heading to see our friend's band play when Rachy pointed, THE HOLY GRAIL!



We had found it!  CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON!  3 FOR A COUPLE OF BUCKS!!



NOM NOM! 

And finally, the following picture IS WISCONSIN, to me. 


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