October 08, 2010

The Head Moron has been sighted

I guess we know why Ace wasn't in Texas last weekend...

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How many different shapes can a bottle take?

At some point, shouldn't we stop protecting people against their stupidity and let them understand that actions have consequences?



What's the worst thing you've ever mistakenly used?

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September 20, 2010

I feel insulted

I don't know who this is or if he's a moron, but I know most of the commenters he quotes. Possibly he hates Morons and thinks he's making fun of them. I'm a little insulted none of my bon mots have made the grade.

Nazi Surf Kittens Must Die
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“Assholey cats are the best. Nobody want a cat that’s a pussy.
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Via the Lemur King, that's like a lizard king but with less hallucinogens and more neck problems.

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August 30, 2010

Is it Ace KIng or Larry Ace?

Ace, of course, is Moron of the Day every day and most of you already read him, but just in case....
He interviewed the guy who directed some of the most entertaining web campaign ads we've seen in the last year or so.
It's long but it's pretty good.
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Yes, they are sticking money and emotion into folks in CA like Meg Whitman, who is running because Romney wants her to run for VP, assuming he can somehow get the nomination. So this is stupid. She's got money. Why give her more? There are 63 f*&^%ckin' districts in CA for congress.
63.
And every damned one of the current dems holding those seats is a joke. And ripe for making fun of, beating the crap out of.

He sounds like a tea partier and he's doing something about it.

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August 17, 2010

Please tell me alcohol was involved

I know it's not nice to poke fun at the dead, but there are so many wrong things with this situation.  Let's see...

  1. Gal is talking on her cell phone while she's lost instead of focusing on where she's going.
  2. Gal stops long enough to realize she can't see where she's going, then proceeds anyway.
  3. Gal instructs her daughter to call the insurance company because the car's filling up with water instead of instructing her daughter to call 911.
Did I miss anything?

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August 11, 2010

I foresee rage from an internet group

"His phone number isn't listed" just sounds like a challenge.

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August 06, 2010

And this is supposed to be the Master Race

Those idjits who named their son Adolf Hitler, Joycelynn Aryan Nation, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie have finally lost custody of what I'm sure will grow up to be happy contributing members of society.  And the state didn't even have to include the children's names in the court documents to make it happen. 

Heath Campbell, 37, cannot read and Deborah Campbell dropped out of high school before finishing the 10th grade, according to court records.

In its ruling, the panel found the parents "recklessly created a risk of serious injury to their children by failing to protect the children from harm and failing to acknowledge and treat their disabilities."

The judges considered a typo-riddled note signed by Deborah Campbell and given to a neighbor. In it, Campbell says that if she were found dead, her husband was to blame.

"Hes thrend to have me killed or kill me himself hes alread tried it a few times. Im afread that he might hurt my children if they are keeped in his care. He teaches my son how to kill someone at the age of 3," the letter read in part.

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August 04, 2010

Warcraft Geeks Meet Bollywood

Disclaimer: if you watch this video no refunds of the 3:50 minutes of your life will be forthcoming.




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July 28, 2010

Westboro Baptist has some competition

Why do I get a feeling this guy's church is gonna burn down on September 12?


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July 22, 2010

Thank You

Thanks a zillion to all of you Morons for your kind words on my birthday. I am truly humbled at the response you gave me here, on Twitter, and on Facechimp, and will never forget it. You guys are the best.

 


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July 20, 2010

What's stupider than joking about a bomb while going through airport security?

Yeah, this.

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June 07, 2010

I have a favor to ask

If you're going to try to learn to do something dangerous by watching YouTube, please videotape your attempts to perform the action.  You know, so the rest of us can laugh and point.

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June 06, 2010

Which of you morons got a liver transplant?

I'm certain he just wanted to make sure it was working OK.  I'd love to see how each of us functions at 0.56 BAC.

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May 08, 2010

I shouldn't be laughing at this

Especially since this could be any of us. Matter of fact, I'm pretty sure this is the blogfather.



(h/t Internet-D)

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April 28, 2010

Raging Egomaniac Who Gets Critics Taken Off The Air Is Now Tweeting

Keith Olbermann?

Naw.

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April 11, 2010

Don't Punch Down!

Geez, it's like Tim Blair has never read anything by someguy.

In that post Tim illustrates how the new and improved LGF is diametrically opposed to the old, tired LGF.
Doesn't Tim know you're not supposed to punch down?
It looks as if we need to get a fund together to send someguy to Oz to put some education on Tim.

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April 09, 2010

Happy birthday!

It's the blogfather's birthday, let's all wish him well. 
more...

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These two have to meet

Remember Douglas Malcolm MacarthurI think we've just found his future wife.  I predict a booze-filled drive-through Hangover-style wedding in their near future.

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April 07, 2010

Which of you morons is in Florida?

If you're fersher going to jail, make sure you'll be drunk for the duration of your stay.

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March 30, 2010

Guess the moron

I'm guessing this is tangonine, given the location...

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