October 14, 2010
September 13, 2010
September 02, 2010
Also, get off my lawn.
July 27, 2010
I was going to photoshop a birthday cake onto her lap to make this a birthday picture, but why hide fantastic legs?
July 24, 2010
My condolences, and I'm sure everyone else's here at DPUD, go out to you, alex. It's been obvious for years that Leslie has been a rock in your life. I know you'll miss her more than any of us can imagine. I'm certain that I speak for all of us in telling you that if there is anything that any of us can do for you, please don't hesitate to ask.
May 07, 2010
Needless to say, that was some tough news, but she (along with my father, a man raised by a man who fled on foot at the age of 4 in the 1930s to escape Nazi tyranny, only to fight it a few years later) raised all of us to be humble, thankful for what we have, fight, lead from the front and think of others before yourself, never quit, be fearless, protect those who are weak and small, and give adversity and darkness the prison goatse treatment when confronted with it. So, what did she do? First, she told all of us there will be no sadness. And secondly, she sought a second opinion and second round of tests from an oncologist trained and mentored at a clinic that is the best in the fucking world.
And what did the second round of tests reveal? Well, she still had cancer, but it had not spread to her vital organs, bones, blood, etc. It was a treatable Stage Three, which means that with radiation and chemotherapy, she will be damn near 99% cancer free come Christmas time. While none of us are naive enough to believe that her treatment will be easy and complication free, she is upbeat, ready, and willing to do what is necessary to have her natural hair back come this time next year. And this news was the best news we could have heard, especially my fat and overprotective ass, especially as Mother's Day approaches.
And yes, my family and I are thankful. We are thankful that she was confronted with the retarded half brother strain of this cancer and not the A-Team version. We are thankful that (hopefully) The Big Kahuna In The Sky felt it was not her time. We are thankful that she will (hopefully) be here next year. And we are thankful that we live in a free country, one which (for now) allowed her to seek treatment in a rapid fashion and not be put on a waiting list for rationing.
As for the cancer, I have a few words for you. But first,
*lights Opus X cigar*
*makes and drinks Bombay Martini*
*makes and drinks second Bombay Martini*
*eats a bacon wrapped bacon sandwich on a bed of bacon with a side of bacon*
April 13, 2010
Dammit, DPUD sent me a link to that beauty, an American made, .500 S&W lever action.
Man oh man is that hot, I might have to cancel the Uberti I ordered months ago and change to that beauty. I'd have to decide 18 or 22", but that's a good decision to wrestle with.
I love rifle/pistol combos, mostly from my early reading of Zane Grey.
If I had a lever action/revolver in .500 S&W there wouldn't be anything more for me to get except fully auto.
Once I get that pair I no longer have a dilemma as to what to grab when the Russians invade.
I'm going APC hunting.
Don't forget BAG-Day is Thursday, email pics to veeshir at the hotmail place.
Can you tell it's my favorite blog holiday?
April 12, 2010
I got the Wildey two BAG-Days ago. The best pic I have of it is below a .500 S&W for scale.
I'm going to the tax-day tea party but I can't find a schedule, unless the only affair is starting at nearly 6pm.
I'm still planning on putting up the BAG Day post early, so send me pics to veeshir at the hotmail place with BAG day as the subject by either Wednesday night or early Thursday.
April 01, 2010
*catches some snarky comment about me at a site*
*bans said comment from internet*
*brags for 30 minutes to Kilgore Trout about catching a critic*
Ok! Where was I? Oh yeah! When I am not chasing Nazis and Bigots on the internet 20 hours a day, I am busy determining if your flag is indeed a secretly coded symbol for white power. So, come on down! Bring your flags to me, and I will personally determine if that flag with George Washington on it really is a coded White Power Slaveholding Revanchist logo, or the flag for the state of Washington. Ask me if violent threats are hidden in the strangest places. Ask me if this is a front for a Belgian Fascist Group, or something else. And ask me if the Teabaggers have set up their own shadow militia, based on their symbols.
And if you challenge me, I will ban you from the internet! For only I know the truth, as told to me after a three day binge of sleeplessness, SQL server fun, cheetos, and bannings. But only after I force you to buy a calender, a comic book, and a kindle from my shop.
So, now that Iceweasel and I have a site for nothing but flag symbology, please go back to my old site to tell me how awesome I am, how cute Andrew Sullivan and I look together, how mean everybody else on the internet is, and why Sarah Palin is the devil incarnate. And leave the racist hunting to me, a professional.
Oh, and just for good measure, by reading this post, you are banned.
March 16, 2010
He said: "As the foot slides around, you get wear and tear on the joints on the inside of the foot. The ankle is in the wrong position, the thigh bone also changes position, and you get an abnormal movement in the pelvis, which leads to back problems."
Those girls can't sue us, can they? I mean, they just advertise here, we never really endorsed the product.
Well, maybe alex. She's always going on about shoes.
Which leads us to wonder if she can sue herself.
If she is, indeed, a woman.
And no, I didn't see this on Ace's sidebar.
Well, maybe a little.
January 21, 2010
October 12, 2009
(So, Weaz... about my commission...)
September 23, 2009
September 20, 2009
August 17, 2009
Because MSNBC has found its new business model:
In one murder after another, the Canal Livre TV show had an uncanny knack for being first on the scene, gathering graphic footage of the victim.
Too uncanny, say police, who are investigating the show's host, state legislator Wallace Souza, on suspicion of commissioning at least five of the murders to boost his ratings and prove his claim that Brazil's Amazon region is awash in violent crime.
"The order to execute always came from the legislator and his son, who then alerted the TV crews to get to the scene before the police," state police intelligence chief Thomaz Vasconcelos charged in an interview with The Associated Press.
The killings, he said, "appear to have been committed to get rid of his rivals and increase the audience of the TV show."
Sadly, I doubt even that could meaningfully improve their ratings. After all, he's been blowing the President for a year and that hasn't helped.
July 29, 2009
On behalf of everyone here at DPUD, I would like to apologize for Vinty's inappropriate, tasteless, and regrettable blog post earlier today. (link is NSFW and should not be viewed by children, the elderly, or pregnant women; DPUD accepts no responsibility for blindness or ED caused by viewing this link).
While DPUD and the rest of the gang are busy beating the stuffing out of Vinty, I've been assigned the task of adding a palate cleanser for you. So here you go! A woman who merits inclusion in the Hill's list in at least 8th place, and is more attractive than the chiseled arms of Michelle Obama.more...
July 22, 2009
Big mistake/ahnuld voice
So I've been thinking. My first post at Doubleplusundead has to be serious, it has to be momentous, it has to be important and most important of all, it has to have the word "Fuck" in it.
So, DPUD told me if I joined up I would get to see the pics that prove that alexthechick is really a chick. So who has them? Please don't tell me it's moronpundit or Alice H. I've been kinda rude to them lately.
July 10, 2009
(Don't worry. I'll still be posting retarded stuff here, too.)
January 16, 2009
No one has been hurt, but the blazes have caused about 45,000 dollars in damage to the portable outhouses and surrounding property, forcing police and fire officials to step up nightly potty patrols.
The fire department's arson task force is investigating, and it's unclear whether just one person is setting the fires.
San Francisco Fire Department spokeswoman Mindy Talmadge said Thursday that there have been no eyewitnesses. The blazes have been set inside and outside outhouses, including some that were locked.
"Who knows what motivates people?" she said.
January 08, 2009
The victim told investigators the doorbell to her home in the 700 block of Beach Court rang, and she saw a red Jeep Cherokee blocking the driveway. However, she didn't recognize the vehicle, so she didn't answer the door.
A friend stopped by shortly afterward and told her a "human bowel movement" sat on the porch, describing the odor as "repugnant." Toilet paper also was on the porch "where the suspect attempted to clean themselves."
The victim told police a neighbor indicated a heavy-set woman drove off in the red Jeep and that she was selling Mary Kay products.
The victim told investigators the smell was "overwhelming and she had to clean it as soon as possible."
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