The Walking Dead premier

Dude, that was awesome, I'm really excited to see where the series goes...no, haven't read the comics it's based off of.  BTW, no spoilers for a while, I know Alice hasn't had a chance to watch yet, and I'm sure one of our three readers hasn't watched either.

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Halloween at the H House

The zombie needs a name...

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Zombie Dog?

Zombie Dog!

"'Euthanised' pet dog wakes up the next day"

Very Pet Sematary-y

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A hole to fill...

(Not that kind of hole.  Fucking pervert.)

We have a hole in our front yard where we had a damaged tree removed, and we have a tree to plant in the hole.  Now I'm wondering if the tree can survive long enough for me to put a headstone and this next to the hole...

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Lollipop guild undead

This is going to be so much more awesome than Alice in Wonderland ever even hoped to be.

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Woody Harrelson did it better

Apparently I'm missing out on the zombie hunting, it's about half an hour north of here.

A man accused of shooting at a Longmont police officer who was trying to arrest him says he thought he was being chased by a zombie.

Brandon Michael Duke, 22, faces charges of first-degree attempted murder, first degree assault, felony menacing, possession of a weapon by a previous offender, all felonies, and misdemeanor carrying a concealed weapon, resisting arrest, obstructing a police officer, and reckless endangerment, according to court records.

Duke pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity on Friday in court.

Really, ya think?

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Life is fucking unfair

I'm stuck taking fucking marketing for my pointy-haired boss degree, while those fucking English majors get to watch Zombieland in class.

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There's chocolate in my peanut butter again

Or at least, the video game equivalent.  Nazi zombies are returning for Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Since it's Monday (it is Monday, isn't it?) and I love our three readers, some only slightly relevant pictures are below the fold.

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Ruben Fleischer, pretty please make this movie

I inflict a lot of crap on my husband, but Eat Pray Love will not be a movie I make him sit through.

Movie poster via MeritBadger.  I wish I'd thought of it first.

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Useful information for the coming zombie apocalypse

A couple weeks ago I was cleaning out an old briefcase and found the sheet we used to use to train sailors on the 6 basic GITMO woulds.  At the time GITMO wasn't a terrorist interment area it was just the Fleet Training Center for the Atlantic Fleet.  Anyway I thought I would share:



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Blind squirrel. Nut. Etc.

Whether or not he means it, Obama issued a statement today fully backing up South Korea's response to the ship sinking. This includes the following:

That's pretty harsh in diplospeak.  As one of the commentators put it, we're one illegal ship movement by North Korea from a nuclear war. (Business Insider I think)  Of course I think this will go nuclear, it's not like Kim Jong Il is sane. 

Hey, I'll give Obama credit, he's at least saying the things that need to be said.  That's more than I thought would take place.  It's a bit terrifying to think why he'd be saying this.  There must be more intel out there that demonstrates the need for aggressive, public statements.

Things just got more endy than funny again.  Oh.  Yay. 

(Random note - I saw the news articles on this, went to get the official WH link to the statement, didn't see it and the page updated with the statement just as I went to do a search.  That was a bit creepy)

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And this is how the zombie apocalypse begins

Uh, just WTF is Alcor hoping to accomplish by cryogenically freezing a head that's been buried for two years?  Especially one with a brain that was already suffering from dementia.  I'm having visions of a lab accident where the head is accidentally thawed out and drags itself along the floor by its eyeballs until it reaches an unsuspecting janitor who gets bitten on the ankle before he bats the head under a table with his broom, to never be found until the sequel.

_{(Note: That's not Orville Richardson's actual head, but you can buy it here. There's a discount for bulk orders.  The fake head, I mean.  As far as I know, Alcor isn't selling Orville's head.  Maybe we should take up a collection and kill it with fire, though.)}

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Do not mess with Mother Nature

New ash cloud heads towards the UK

But but but Europe is all green!  This can't be happening to them!

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Big T&ts Zombie 3-D?

Big T&ts Zombie 3-D!

What a time to be alive!

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Go Ask Alice

Not that. I'm interested in this. Or anything.

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Will you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

A helpful flowchart



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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

A vampire movie I might actually want to see.

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In my third favorite thing

Behind hotassery and shoes, duh, we may have ourselves a big ol' natural disaster.

Everyone run! Yellowstone is gonna blow!

I called dibs on the shotguns and shells in the coming ZA.

Who knew that Emmerich was a prophet?

(Also since I got the blu-ray of ID4 the other day, you know what's a fun game - trying to count how many American flags are in it.  I'm starting to understand why some of my insane lefty friends now hate that movie.  Good times, good times)

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Most disturbing Fan Fiction Friday so far

I want to make a snide comment about how inappropriate Wolverine getting poisoned by adamantium is, but then WE'VE JUST READ ABOUT CYCLOPS TEARING JEAN GREY APART AT THE VAGINA AND WOLVERINE EATING WHAT'S LEFT. So perhaps I can let ComicsNix' ignorance of Wolverine's basic features slide. However, what I won't let slide is EVERYTHING ELSE.

I've said it before, but seriously -- shit like this negates every good thing the human race has ever accomplished. Cities? Literature? Music? Civilization? Not fucking worth this story. If even one human being is capable of writing this, then I'm all for the total extinction of the human race. Seriously, guys, IT'S NOT WORTH IT. THE COST IS TOO DAMN HIGH.

I don't think I will ever be able to read an X-Men comic again.

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Brainssss!!!!!

I'm sure the funeral home was just trying to make the zombies in the family happy.

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