October 26, 2008
For all your Zombie Apocalypse needs
To prove that my consumer whoredom isn't limited to shoes, I bring you this vital store.
Zombie Tools For all your zombie killing needs.
I kind of really want the zombie Che t-shirt.
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Zombies, Palin converge on Asheville
The dead have risen, and they're shambling past a Sarah Palin rally:
As
many as 700 zombies are expected to amble up Flint Street past the
Civic Center about 5 p.m., just after doors open for the Palin event.Dan
Burrello, who started the Asheville Zombie Walk in 2006, said he spoke
with the Secret Service and Palin advance team about the walk.
“I
mean, when you see 700 shambling dead zombies walking toward the Civic
Center up the bridge, it would probably get the Secret Service's
attention,” Burrello said with a laugh Friday. “So we gave them a heads
up on it to make sure they know we're not doing any kind of protest or
(are a) threat in anyway.”
It may just be a coincidence,
but then again, you don't see anyone searching for
brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnns anywhere near a Joe Biden event.
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;">Some of it also is a statement on consumerism and society, though the
fact the Zombie Walk is taking place during Sarah Palin's visit is pure
coincidence.
SIGH.
What's the
coincidence, dickweed journo?
I'm not even going to touch the last sentence.
Posted by: lauraw at October 26, 2008 07:23 PM (DbybK)
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October 22, 2008
The Outbreak
Finally,
an interactive zombie movie!
It's kind of like a video "Choose Your Own Adventure," but with undead
corpses, violence, and copious swearing. So you might not
want to view this at work or within earshot of impressionable children.
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Posted by: See-Dubya at October 22, 2008 10:43 PM (DguLi)
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That was a lot of fun. Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnsss.
Posted by: alexthechick at October 22, 2008 10:45 PM (5aAmH)
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Damned video froze up about 30 seconds in for me, I'm gonna have to try it in the morning.
Posted by: doubleplusundead at October 22, 2008 11:56 PM (1xqu1)
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October 20, 2008
Obligatory: Six signs you're about to be attacked by zombies
Enjoy! I've got another zombie link that'll probably go up later in the week.
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Braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssssss.
I've been thinking that we should cast Morons in zombie movie roles. Obvs, I call Milla, but, let's be frank. I'd probably end up being Patient Zero given my luck and my ability to catch every disease ever.
Dpud is Ash. MP is ummm someone else who lives. Alice H is Our Plucky Heroine Who Happens To Know How To Use A Flamethrower.
Head Moron is an Ewok.
I welcome further suggestions.
Posted by: alexthechick at October 20, 2008 09:58 AM (SHHaV)
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I could be the fat guy that passes out his scary-large number of guns before gets eaten for lack of stamina.
Seriously, I could get run down by a dead guy. Even a slow dead guy.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at October 20, 2008 11:53 AM (SHR5S)
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October 19, 2008
October 07, 2008
Zombies invade Springsteen country
Today was the first annual
Zombie Walk
in Asbury Park, New Jersey, and it was apparently a success, as "more
than 200 people dressed as the undead and lumbered through the town."
"So
far the turnout is more than we could have imagined it to be. The idea
is just to go out, have some fun and spice up the night for some people
who probably aren't going to expect to see an army of the undead
walking the streets," said another organizer, Chris Hartsgrove.
Thankfully, it sounds like no panicky Guidos with guns were on hand for the event. That could have been a disaster.
(On the other hand, the idea of a bunch of terrified Guidos being
ripped apart by an army of zombies fills me with the same kind of glee
that I'm sure alexthechick feels when a pair of thigh-high leather
boots go on sale.)
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Heh, guidos vs. zombies, that'd be one of those "if only they could
both lose" wars.
Posted by: doubleplusundead at October 07, 2008 01:31 AM (5TQen)
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It's like Alien vs. Predator..."whoever wins, we lose."
Posted by: Sean M. at October 07, 2008 01:48 AM (e6v7s)
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Here's a philosophical question, if a guido becomes a zombie, how can you tell?
Posted by: alexthechick at October 07, 2008 09:45 AM (SHHaV)
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Posted by: alexthechick at October 07, 2008 09:45 AM
I think the rule is that they can't use any Axe Body Spray fragrances that were released after they became a zombie.
Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at October 07, 2008 11:07 AM (mv8F7)
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They'll be slightly orange, and it'll be the smell of rotting flesh that chokes you, not just the Drakkar Noir like normal.
Posted by: guido zombie at October 07, 2008 11:11 AM (5TQen)
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Since my family is from Italy, I should be angry about this.
The problem? Too many Americans have learned how to be Italian from watching bad movies.
Posted by: Veeshir at October 07, 2008 04:36 PM (zXUuJ)
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I was gonna say, when people are walking around looking
like this, I think you get a pass for goofing on them.
Posted by: doubleplusundead at October 07, 2008 04:41 PM (5TQen)
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October 05, 2008
I just found dpud a new hobby
Zombie tag!
Welcome
to the world of Humans vs. Zombies (HvZ), a tag-like game that is the
latest trend in campus entertainment. An HvZ game typically involves
hundreds of students and runs 24 hours a day for days on end; dwindling
numbers of humans try to fend off and outlast growing legions of
zombies. The rules are fundamentally
simple: Zombie tags human, human becomes a zombie. Unlike movie
zombies, with shambling walks and undead makeup, zombies in the game
just wear headbands to distinguish them from armband-wearing humans.
And they are free to sprint.
Humans ward
off zombies with Nerf guns or by hitting them with a balled-up sock — a
defensive move that stuns the zombie, usually for 15 minutes. The goal
is to still be a live human at the end.
They have a website dedicated to the game
here. It sounds like fun, and it's probably good training for the coming apocalypse.
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That looks like a lot of fun. But I disapprove of the no projectiles that hurt rule, I mean, why the hell else have I been stocking up on Jarts?
Posted by: alexthechick at October 05, 2008 10:06 PM (pldpJ)
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And they are free to sprint.Fast zombies suck.
Posted by: doubleplusundead at October 05, 2008 10:57 PM (5TQen)
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I'm not particularly a fan of the fast zombies, either, but the game
would be pretty tough if one side had to shamble around slowly.
And I suspect it wouldn't be much fun.
Posted by: Sean M. at October 05, 2008 11:20 PM (e6v7s)
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It might not be as much fun but it would be a lot easier for me to hit them with a Jart.
Posted by: alexthechick at October 05, 2008 11:42 PM (pldpJ)
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Ah, the good o'l campus-wide tag variant. Could go for weeks on end with many different color-coded teams. Love it.
Posted by: Gabriel Malor at October 05, 2008 11:54 PM (rWvvO)
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