Stoaty is proud to announce that the first round of ZOMBIE REAGAN!!! gear is available at her Zazzle store!!!

(Can you tell I'm excited?  I'm bouncing up and down in my chair like a little monkey while I'm typing this.)

Hopefully on its way - Zombie Reagan stamps.  Those have to go through an approval process, so we'll have an idea of which side of the aisle Zazzle falls on if they're rejected.  It's not like it's nude pictures of alexthechick, after all...

Update: Zazzle turned down the postage stamps, "Design incorporates the name or likeness of a current or former world leader or politician, or a local, regional, national or international leader, religious figurehead, or politician." which apparently was in their guidelines but Stoaty was hoping they'd get sloppy.  I don't see any Obama stamps, so at least they're consistent.

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This is a pretty hilarious look at how different types of international relations theory would respond to the ZA.

My favorite part is this:

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Here's some slow zombies for ya, boss.

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Go see it. Now.  It's only 81 minutes, but not a single one of those was boring, including the opening credits, which includes pasties.  Well, the post-end credits thingy was kinda lame, but you don't really have to hang around for that if you don't want to.  And the end credits were unexciting. 

I have a new crush on Woody Harrelson.  I'm sure I wouldn't be able to stand him in real life.  And I don't normally find blond men attractive.  But the dude knows how to swing a baseball bat.

More than that, I'm getting into spoilerland.  Just go see it now.  I saw a matinee, it would have been worth full price.

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Still thinking one of the new characters is modeled after a particular commenter over at the Head Moron's, but the commenter is prettier.  From EvilAvatar.

Is anyone else wondering if you can use the chainsaw and the machete at the same time?!  How awesome would that be?!

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When the Imperial prison barge Purge–temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy’s most ruthless killers, rebels, scoundrels, and thieves–breaks down in a distant, uninhabited part of space, its only hope appears to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting, derelict, and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party from the Purge is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back–bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours nearly all aboard the Purge die in ways too hideous to imagine.

And death is only the beginning.

The Purge’s half-dozen survivors–two teenage brothers, a sadistic captain of the guards, a couple of rogue smugglers, and the chief medical officer, the lone woman on board–will do whatever it takes to stay alive. But nothing can prepare them for what lies waiting aboard the Star Destroyer amid its vast creaking emptiness that isn’t really empty at all. For the dead are rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.

h/t

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You kind of really need this a lot.

Posted by: alexthechick at 06:32 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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Or at least trying to get there.   Kudos on addressing campus-specific issues.

(Source and source)

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