October 05, 2010

What's Next? The Sweater?

OK, so Obama wants to install solar panels to the White House for some Green initiative somethingorother. No big deal. That is, until I saw this:

In June 1979 President Jimmy Carter, an early advocate of greening practices, installed 32 solar panels on the White House roof. The panels, installed just above the Oval Office, were used to heat water in the White house staff kitchen.

HAHAHAHAHA!1!!1ty! Yeah. Next thing we know, Obama will be donning a cardigan.

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September 30, 2010

What. The. Fuck?

Seriously, what the fuck? 

Fuck them all with Algore's Chunky Chakra Level for this sort of yakfuckery and bullshit. Fuck them for wishing fucking death on their opponents. Fuck them for using children in this manner. And fuck them just because they are so fucking stupid.

Yet another reason why November can't come soon enough.

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September 24, 2010

What's after Win!

There just aren't enough "ha"s for my "bwa" on this one.
Some idio..... errr... animal righ....idiots did what Petards do the world over, stick their stupid, ignorant noses into anything that bothers them to get that sweet, sweet sense of moral superiority.
Here we see some Petards attempting to disrupt a rodeo in Chile.

Whereupon a vaquero did the only sensible thing, roped one of the twats and dragged her a few feet.
He loses points for not hogtieing her, but gets huge bonus points for the hilarity. The crowd gets bonus points for cheering him on.
Via Gateway Pundit. 

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August 25, 2010

Bacteria Destroy World-Ending Oil Plume

Why, Its almost like the environment is a giant, stable system that has existed for billions of years without spiraling out of control.

I mean, it would almost have to have some type of self-regulation system or something.  I know, confusing.

I remember a month or two ago I told my father-in-law that this wouldn't even be remembered in ten years as a major disaster because it would have almost zero long-term impact.  He, being the hippie commie type thought I was crazy. 

Well, where's your ecological disaster now?  As Dr. Ian Malcolm said, life finds a way.  We humans really need to stop overestimating our importance to nature.

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July 05, 2010

Dear Carbon Come Markets

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you and your bogus data, programming, and ease of manipulation with the Stop Order of Fucking Hate And Decency. Fuck your scams and the fact you want us to underwrite them. And fuck you because you think you can pull a fast one over on us in light of Wall Street "Reform".

NO. FUCKING. WAY. WILL. I. SUPPORT YOU. No fucking fuckety fuck with the flying fuckbeagle of fraud will you see me help you or endorse you. And No fucking way will I support legislation that hatefucks my wallet to help you get richer and enhance Algore's massage budget.

So get fucked with a glowing rod, carbon come markets. And go to the ashbin of failed scams currently occupied by the DUtch Tulip Bubble.

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June 27, 2010

Didn't Wisconsin Vote Democrat In 2008?

Think of this in 2010 and 2012.

Up to 1,000 jobs at Bucyrus International Inc. and its suppliers could be in jeopardy as the result of a decision by the U.S. Export-Import Bank, funded by Congress, to deny several hundred million dollars in loan guarantees to a coal-fired power plant and mine in India.

About 300 of those jobs are at the Bucyrus plant in South Milwaukee, where the company has 1,410 employees and its headquarters. The remaining jobs are spread across 13 states, including Illinois, Minnesota and Indiana.

On Thursday, the Export-Import Bank denied financing for Reliance Power Ltd., an Indian power plant company, effectively wiping out about $600 million in coal mining equipment sales for Bucyrus, chief executive Tim Sullivan said.

The fossil fuel project was the first to come before the government-run bank since it adopted a climate-change policy to settle a lawsuit and to meet Obama administration directives.

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June 20, 2010

It's not like "Green Energy" is a scam or anything

What do you want to bet Al Gore is raking in some cash through this deal, somehow?

Britain's biggest wind farm companies are to be paid not to produce electricity when the wind is blowing.

Energy firms will receive thousands of pounds a day per wind farm to turn off their turbines because the National Grid cannot use the power they are producing.


It raises the prospect of hugely profitable electricity suppliers receiving large sums of money from the National Grid just for switching off wind turbines.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard was not available for comment.

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June 08, 2010

Dear November: Please Hurry Up!

Especially after shit like this.

Seriously, fuck anything that votes for against this*. Fuck them so fucking freaky style with the cat's paw of hatiness and anger tied to the flailing fuckring from the flying fuckrhino of fuck that all that will be left of them is a trail of tears, spent careers, more tears, and an extra trip down the river of fuck. Fuck them for using junk data to justify their unlubed and unwanted scissorfucking of the American way of life as if it were an overworked Sri Lankan Soccer Ball Maker. Fuck them for ignoring the voting public, who keeps yelling "Fuck No!" to their agenda. And fuck them fuckity fucklike with a free fuckmissile as a loss leader for their unmitigated gall and arrogance.

Look, you fucking fastuous fuckpeds of fucking FAIL and flagitiousness, I will fucking enjoy reminding you who is boss this November. I will fucking enjoy reminding you that we the fucking people rule and should be listened to, lest your career get the foin of fucking fury forced up your fucking asses. And I will fifty fucking hippie kicks in a row enjoy reminding you that fucking with my daughter's future and ability to live her own life as a free person will have its electoral and career shortening consequences for you and the fucking rest of your fuckbag of fooliaminy.

So fuck off, lefties. Fuck you with what you have left of your career and get the fucking fucked with a buffalo horn while leaving.

*Critical Update! Sean pointed out my foolishness and foppery. Carry on.

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June 07, 2010

How ecotards run a business

While part of me wants to point, laugh, and call the owner of this restaurant a dumbass, I just remember that a business-owner can do whatever the hell they want with their establishment.  Telling your customers not to come back just because they didn't eat their entire meal?  Well, if it works for you.  I imagine that it can't be good for long-term profitability.

An Australian restaurateur fed up with the waste left by diners has ordered her customers to eat everything on their plates for their sake of the earth or pay a penalty and not return.

Chef Yukako Ichikawa has introduced a 30 percent discount for diners who eat all the food they have ordered at Wafu, her 30-seat restaurant in the Sydney suburb of Surry Hills, that describes itself as "guilty free Japanese cuisine."

"To contribute toward creating a sustainable future we request a little more of our guests than most other restaurants," she says in a list of her restaurant's policies that is pinned on the door to the eatery.

This list includes finishing all dishes ordered which are organic and free of gluten, dairy, sugar and eggs and the chef and her staff tell people who don't clear their plates to choose another restaurant next time.

"Finishing your meal requires that everything is eaten except lemon slices, gari (sushi ginger) and wasabi," says the menu.

"Please also note that vegetables and salad on the side are NOT decorations; they are part of the meal too."

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June 03, 2010

Gaia's wrath in action

With the rising sea levels, the wrath of Gaia has been threatening to wipe out most of the Pacific Islands for a very, very long time.  It's a terrifying prospect for many proud peoples living in tropical island paradises that may, one day very soon, find themselves underwater - and why?  Because of the greed of the West, and our evil consumption of oil, and our complete lack of compassion for nations less fortunate than we are.

Wait, what was that?

In recent times, the inhabitants of many low-lying Pacific islands have come to fear their homelands being wiped off the map because of rising sea levels.

But this study of 27 islands over the last 60 years suggests that most have remained stable, while some have actually grown.

Using historical photographs and satellite imaging, the geologists found that 80% of the islands had either remained the same or got larger - in some cases, dramatically so.

They say it is due to the build-up of coral debris and sediment, and to land reclamation.

Associate Professor Paul Kench of Auckland University, who took part in the study, says the islands are not in immediate danger of extinction.

"That rather gloomy prognosis for these nations is incorrect," he said.

Oh really?


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May 27, 2010

Just When You Couldn't Believe That Europe Could Get Any Stupider

They go ahead and amp to imbecile up to eleven.

The draft Commission document raises the possibility of trade wars by suggesting EU industries could be protected by imposing border tariffs on imported goods from non-EU countries with less stringent emission controls. The tariffs would be introduced with a requirement for importers to buy emissions permits.

Oh, this should end well.

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May 23, 2010

Are You There, Gaia? It's Me, Algore

I should not be surprised that the left would want to hide and block any references to how awful their plans would be and are for this country. But this really set me off.

And here is my take and message to the left:

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May 15, 2010

I Guess Charles Johnson Was Always A Greenie After All

Hell, this recently discovered tape of him when he was a backup guitar player and spouting leftist tripe was recently discovered.


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O, Canada

Well played, for once.

Now, let's talk about your "Hate Crimes" and "Thought Crimes" tribunals.

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May 05, 2010

Ecotards ecotarding

So the puppy blender has a link to some eco-blog with the surprising headline that supporting electric vehicles is a waste of gov't money.
I had to click because it made me have to question my own preconceptions that led me to agree with eco-tards.
The first paragraph didn't help.
Of course, it's all speculation for now because it's hard to determine the EVs' actual impact until they take to the streets and long-term studies can be conducted.

Ummmmmm. No.
You can check each vehicle's impact and I bet it will be very negative if they allow anything approaching a fair look.
First, batteries are very polluting and energy intensive to make and even more polluting to dispose of. Even recycling them is very polluting.

So making the vehicles is very polluting and very bad. Toxic elements from making batteries gets into the water table and hurt people for years to come.
Strike 1.

Second, we are not very efficient at utilizing energy.
Using petrol we lose a lot of the energy it has stored.
The exhaust from the engine contains unburnt petrol and noise and heat are also inefficiencies.
With electric cars we lose it turning the gas into electricity, then we lose it in transmission to where you would charge your car and then we lose it in charging the battery and then, well, our batteries aren't all that efficient either.
Strike 2
So we need more energy input to get the same output at the vehicle and we have extra-polluting batteries to make and dispose of.

The conclusion of the article makes me feel much better as they totally reject the premise of the headline.
My favorite line from the article
Whether you believe Resch or not, we know EVs have environmental benefits regardless of where the electricity comes.

I'll translate from eco-tard:
Damn the facts, I know what I know. he even mentions hydro-power as a clean way to make electricity.
He's obviously never been to Niagara, NY. Do a search for Love Canal if you don't remember.
Niagara, on the US side, has a chemical stench that you get used to after a day or so. It's not pleasant.

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April 25, 2010

Today Is "Proof That Leftism Kills People" Day

Actually, today is World Malaria Day. And some do gooder told me today that for a few bucks, I can help pay for a tent to help keep some African child free of the mosquitoes that spread malaria.

Well, I am all for saving a child's life, and if a tent helps in the process, all well and good. But I know of something that works better. Something that the eco assholes had banned from junk science and conjecture (gee, junk science and conjecture fucking things up in the name of some phony altruistic good? That can't happen, can it?). That thing?


Yup. You fucking eco assholes helped spread death and despair in Africa by getting DDT banned, primarily from a stupid fucking book. How do you feel, green goatses? You fucking happy that people are dying from a disease that could easily not be killing people, save your stupid fucking stupidity?

Or, do you not fucking care? Are the deaths of countless poor Africans worth some sketchy bullshit "science"? If that is the case, you lefties are fucking disgusting fucks. And you deserve to get fucked up your limp dicks with the very malaria spreading mosquitoes you helped protect by your bullshit.

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April 22, 2010

Dear Earth Day

Fuck you. Fuck your socialism. Fuck your collectivism. Fuck your capitalism killing antics. And fuck you with a car battery soaked in extra acid and tied to a tire fire.

Fuck off, and go to Gaia hell along the way.

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April 20, 2010

Dear Michael "ClimateGate" Mann


Fuck you. Fuck you and your arrogant personage forever with a frozen meat thermometer soaked in liquid AIDS. Fuck you for lying to help get an awful fucking agenda passed. Fuck you for covering up your lies. And fuck you for trying to sue those who mock you.

What, you fucking can't take a joke or stand to be criticized? What the fuck fuckingly fucked up fuckwhiff of fuck is that all about? I fucking thought scientists encouraged criticism as part of the process. I thought scientists wanted to make their work better through resistance and opposition. And I thought scientists weren't such thin skinned assaholic assfisters of fuckingly fucked up monkey jizz as you are.

Oh well, I guess I was wrong. I guess you are a dickhead. I guess you are unwilling to face criticism for your actions. And I guess you have the emotional maturity of a three year old.

So fuck off, "Doctor" Mann. Fuck you for what you and your junk science have done to the planet, business, and true scientific discovery. And go get raped by a frozen polar bear's wangdang while watching this video:

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April 19, 2010

Harry Potter and the IPCC

A bunch of wizards scientists are now saying that Dark Magicks Global Warming could result in Gaia's Mighty Wrath volcanic eruptions and earthquakes.

Yes, really, these people are saying that stuff in the air can cause things below the earth's crust to happen.

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April 18, 2010

Green Goof Scammers Would Never Take Money From Toxic Polluters

Yup. Never.

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