April 27, 2009

Perfesser Hillary

Hillary Clinton has an impressive resume. Former First Lady, former Senator from New York, current Secretary of State. And somehow, in the midst of all that, she managed to become a Climatologist:

"The science [of global warming] is unambiguous and the logic that flows from it is inescapable," Clinton said.

"Climate change is a clear and present danger to our world that demands immediate attention. Facts on the ground are outstripping worse-case scenario models that were developed only a few years ago."
I'm sorry to interrupt Dr. Clinton here, but I'd just like to mention at this point that it's a balmy 66 degrees and slightly cloudy here today. Although it did get pretty hot here last week, and my air conditioner crapped out...OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

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April 21, 2009

Do you live in the DC area?

If so, brace for a bitter snowstorm this Friday.  Why, you ask?  Well, that's when a certain someone is scheduled to testify before Congress on the piece of shit climate bill.


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April 08, 2009

You mean Manbearpig might not be that big of a threat?

I thought Global Warming was supposed to bring more hurricanes.  One new horrible hurricane disaster after another that would eventually kill everybody in the Gulf states. And everywhere else, probably.

Um, maybe not.

B-but, we were told by Al Gore that Global Warming would kill us all...

Yeah, that might have been a bunch of bullshit. No, really? And here we were basing our fears on "settled science."

Damn. If we can't trust the trustworthy word of trusted scientists like Al Gore, who has a trusty Bachelor's Degree in Government, who can we trust?

I'm afraid the answer is...nobody.

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