October 23, 2010
Mmmmm....perique.
Stepped into the humidor, took a look around, gave my other friend (he knows what a good cigar is when he's handed one to smoke) some basic pointers as far as choosing cigars, and saw them...Opus X. Perfect.
And if you're gonna buy a cigar for someone who's had a shitty week, you get a fucking cigar, Double Coronas, accept no substitute.
Dear God what an amazing friggin' cigar, and were very much enjoyed by all, and definitely gave our friend a needed boost in spirits (bit of Chivas helped on that front too). Easily the best I've had. Strong too, I can handle a stout smoke, but my knees were wobbly for a good bit afterword. Eddie, you were absolutely right, a bit of a bankbreaker, but when you need something special, Opus X is the cigar. Thanks, Eddie!
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October 12, 2010
The guy in Mexico who's investigating the shooting of a guy on a jet ski on a border lake was beheaded.
The guy and his wife were cruising in the Mexican part of the lake when some guys came out in boats and shot him and chased her. They never found his body, she said she tried to go back but they kept firing and went after her so she had to run.
I have to say, but I might get the answer to one of my stock rhetorical questions.
When people talk about Israel blowing up terrorist nests in Gaza or the West Bank I ask, "How do you think America would react if Mexicans started lobbing rockets at Arizona because they wanted Texas and California back?"
It's obviously not the exact scenario, but I don't think we can allow them to get away with killing an unarmed, jet skiing tourist via beheading the investigators.
Maybe we should export some guns to Mexico for real, we could send some Marines to watch them and make sure they shoot the right people.
I put this in LLAPH because I couldn't figure out where it went and I can't figure out what LLAPH means, so it seemed like a fit.
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September 30, 2010
That was my first exposure to Tony Curtis and I liked him from that day on.
He was da man.
I loved him in Operation Petticoat. That was probably his best role, if not his best movie.
RIP Tony.
I hope you're having a foursome with Marylin Monroe, Rock Hudson and Doris Day wherever you are.
Update, I must have still had that previous vid on my clipboard, sorry.
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September 26, 2010
The worst part was the way the Giants beat themselves by coughing up the ball and losing their cool.
In one perfect example, a Titan smacked a Giant in the helmet.
The Giant retaliated and the Titan fell to the ground with great histrionics.
If the Giant had been a whiny bitch, he could have done the pussy thing and had the 15 yards go his way instead of the other.
And Jeff Fisher was proud. Punks. Low rent, second rate punks
Oh well, there's a reason Sidney Crosby gets paid millions of dollars a year.
I put this in L.L.A.P.H. because I have no idea what the hell that means.
Another update.
Even more heartbreakingly heartbreaking, I'm getting my ass kicked by a chick at fantasy football.
If she is a chick. I still haven't seen pics.
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July 22, 2010
Fuck anybody who supports this fucking shit. Fucking fuckrock them fuckalanche style with the fuschiafucked fucking fuckwhip of fucked up fuckitude and fuckingly fuckity fuck fuckjackery through their fucking fucksider's fuckdropping soaked fuckhole from the fossilized fuckbone of Fuckasaurus Rex. Fuck them for fucking ruining my daughter's fucking future for a fucking hope of avoiding the fuckfury of a few fucking fazillion fucking angry as fuck fellas who are so fucking furious at the fucking loss of freedom and opportunities the Democrats have fucking promised them for the last 20 fucking months, they may vote "Not Obama" and send his enablers to a fucking roadhouse, so that they can fucking see their fucking lionfucked fuckholes after all this fucking time.
So fuck you Democrats. Fuck your enablers. Fuck you for the damage to my daughter's future. Fuck you for making her life difficult. And fuckingly fuck you forever with the fucking fetid fuckhump from a camel for telling me I am an uneducated rube for disagreeing.
Fuck off, lefties, and get fuckingly fucked proper style for fucking trying to hurt my daughter's future. Get fucked, and fucking leave, you fucking fuckpoles of fuck.
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July 08, 2010
I'm no law-talkin' guy, but seeing as how they rushed this through just days after the previous statute was struck down—in other words, without much of any legal review—I'm guessing there are a bunch of provisions in it that could potentially be struck down by the courts.
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May 19, 2010
These two articles make me want to unplug my computer.
I'm *certain* this was accidental...
Authorities on both sides of the Atlantic on Monday moved towards investigating Google following the internet group’s disclosure that it had recorded communications sent over unsecured wireless networks in people’s homes....and...
This will never be abused.
Microsoft today announced plans to share pre-patch details on software vulnerabilities with governments around the world under a new program aimed at securing critical infrastructure and government assets from hacker attacks.
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March 22, 2010
One of effects of statism, and in particular a state that has seized the health care system is staleness and mediocrity, because state isn't interested in giving you good health care services, it's interesting in expanding its power over you. To do that, they have to minimize your ability to take risks and do things that can lead to injury or illness, which will cost the state money. This is part of the reason the Nanny State in Britain has become what it has become, they can't afford to have you doing fun shit that'll get you hurt, because it'll cost them money, and, well, can't be letting you think you're too free, after all. The left is going to have to start suffocating personal liberty in order to control costs for this shit, it is our job to make crushing liberty in America an impossible task.
Do note, the left won't gut all personal freedom, the Commies after all encouraged people to drink themselves into a stupor with gutrot vodka, but they will destroy a lot of it if we let them. If we let them. It is not only in our interest to live life and enjoy the finer things in life and to defend them, but to introduce those finer things and that same passion for personal liberty to others. They're gonna have a much harder time lording over people if people have a liberty they're willing to fight for. We not only need to fight these people on the political front, we have to fight them on the cultural front as well. Aim to misbehave.
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January 11, 2010
Ten bucks says Veeshir has the money set aside for one already. Heh.
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January 02, 2010
...keeping in mind, this is a moronblog, so Val-U-Rite is a given.
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December 14, 2009
I'm going to make you click over and look at them, as the last time I posted that pic of Botox Nan I was accused of purposely giving youse guys nightmares. And that's not the sort of gift I want to give this holiday season, is it?
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December 12, 2009
I hope that anyone contemplating giving a heifer for Christmas actually knows that a heifer is an animal. And I hope that at least one person gets one of these for Christmas as a result of their buddy's drunken Christmas shopping. And I hope that Heifer International has a liberal return policy.
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December 11, 2009
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A holiday poster of David Hasselhoff. Complete with a facsimile of his handwriting, probably because his real handwriting is too shaky from the DTs for him to sign the posters.
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September 11, 2009
More pics below the fold for bandwidth control.
Tomorrow I will be writing a screed on leaving political commentary out of memorial speeches. Today I choose to remember the heroes of Flight 93.
more...
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August 19, 2009
In other Rap-related news...
- Dr. Dre commended for quadruple bypass surgery.
- Snoop Dogg reprimanded for shitting in the park.
- Ice Tea found refreshing and delicious on hot summer day.
- Ice Cube embarrassingly found in Ice Tea.
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July 16, 2009
(h/t IOwnTheWorld)
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