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March 29, 2009

Saginaw is humiliated

They don't call it the Ultimate Vacuum for nothing.

Jason L. Savage brought national, night-time jokester humiliation and worldwide embarrassment to the Great Lakes Bay Region by having sex with a vacuum hose in a Thomas Township car wash, Saginaw County Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard said while scolding him at his sentencing Wednesday.

Those car wash vacuum hoses are really big. I wonder why he couldn't use the hose from his home vacuum?

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March 27, 2009

Another role model falls

This time, it's one of alexthechick's role models.

(No, alex, there are no scary clowns at that link. Well, OK, there's a scary clown, but not the kind of scary clown you're afraid of.)

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