In my Christmas stocking I want, part 6

One of each of these albums.

Except the two I already own.  I'll leave it up to youse guys to speculate which ones those are.

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So who are the 4 percent?

I was listening to Hannity's Man on the Street last Friday and chuckling over the repeated dead air when the victims were asked, "Do you know what a Blagovejich is?" I was guessing that these people lived nowhere near Illinois, especially since the only person who answered correctly was admittedly drunk. I think I was wrong.

Most polls had the governor's approval rating in the low two digits, from 16% to about 25%, but a recent survey had Blago (as the Illinois public has grown to call him, unflatteringly) at an incredible subbasement-level 4%.

So who the hell are the four percent of Illinoisans that still approve of Blago?  Is "He's a four-percenter" going to be the new label for someone who is so far into idjitdom that it's beyond even moron comprehension?  Have they started polling lockdown dementia patients after sunset for approval ratings?  Instead of asking, "WTF is wrong with Wisconsin?", will we soon be asking,  "WTF is wrong with four percent of Illinois?" 

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Official Barack Obama birth certificate released

Over at PeenieWallie.

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Lolterizt

This one especially hit my funnybone today.

More (and more and more, it's a long-ongoing series) by Harvey at IMAO.

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All terrorists should be allowed to retain their dignity

At least as much as these guys.

Possibly the only thing more suiting their station in life would be to cover their faces with a pair of Excitable Andi's skidmarked underwear.

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In my Christmas stocking I want, part 5

Nativity ducks.

A word of warning, this might be the least offensive item at MissPoppy's if you're very religious at all. If you're very not religious, and have a smoker in your life that you're struggling to find a gift for, this might be appropriate.

Oh, and did I mention they offer free APO/FPO shipping for the holidays?

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In my Christmas stocking I want, part 4

Since Hermit Dave was nice enough to praise my gift finding skills, I feel compelled to post this one.

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In my Christmas stocking I want, part 3

My very own nativity scene, complete with a caganer.

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Best Christmas music review EVAH

"Baruppapumpum" is not a word in English OR in Aramaic, though it does sound a bit like the sound a glock makes when firing a burst over the heads of unruly Palestinians at a West Bank checkpoint.

More in the same vein here.

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In my Christmas stocking I want, part 2

Glittery reindeer crap ornaments.  Not crappy ornaments, crap ornaments.  As in, Rudolph ate a pile of tinsel and then used your stocking as a porta-potty.

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