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December 14, 2009

In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 7

Nancy Pelosi Christmas cards.

I'm going to make you click over and look at them, as the last time I posted that pic of Botox Nan I was accused of purposely giving youse guys nightmares. And that's not the sort of gift I want to give this holiday season, is it?

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December 12, 2009

In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 6

A heifer animal. From the Bing search results.

I hope that anyone contemplating giving a heifer for Christmas actually knows that a heifer is an animal. And I hope that at least one person gets one of these for Christmas as a result of their buddy's drunken Christmas shopping. And I hope that Heifer International has a liberal return policy.

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1 Nothing says christmas for the one you love like a gift of lifestock

Posted by: Elliott at December 12, 2009 06:44 PM (bYTjt)

2 That's great!

Actually, I get stuff from heifer.org every year.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 12, 2009 08:12 PM (nwTNa)

3 You immediately take the heifer to the butcher. Problem solved. Tell him you want Steaks, Fillet, Ribs, Prime Rib, and brisket, make everything else hamburger. Done. Unless you need to buy a freezer to store it in.

I like pigs tell the butcher you want prosciutto and country ham, and whatever chops ribs you want. Then make the rest into sausage.
Yum.
.
.
Boom
Freezer full of goodness.

Posted by: Vmaximus at December 12, 2009 08:51 PM (EESSb)

4 I've actually had a heifer given in my name before.

It's not nearly as rewarding as you might think. All in all, I'd rather get a PS3.

Posted by: XBradTC at December 12, 2009 08:58 PM (y0E9v)

I was going to get my mom a heifer this year, but instead, I went for donating money to the Smithsonian in her name. Somehow, for all her liberalism, she always gets annoyed when the presents I get for her are donations to charitable organizations.

Who wants to help science or the less fortunate when you could get stuff?

Posted by: Ember at December 12, 2009 09:57 PM (LdRAG)

"Somehow, for all her liberalism, she always gets annoyed when the presents I get for her are donations to charitable organizations."

Wait, an inconsistent liberal? That doesn't sound right...

Posted by: Reginald Wingate at December 12, 2009 10:35 PM (fDWFP)

Wait, an inconsistent liberal? That doesn't sound right...

I know. She is the only one I've ever met.

Posted by: Ember at December 12, 2009 10:42 PM (LdRAG)

8 we get stuff from them every year as well. I want to mail a goat to Sean.

Posted by: eddiebear at December 12, 2009 11:02 PM (+esQa)

9 Eddie, the best part would be when he taught the goat to drink whiskey and smoke. It'll be great when it starts getting withdrawals and starts ramming smokers to steal their cigs.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at December 13, 2009 12:22 AM (PAy8X)

10 heh.

Posted by: eddiebear at December 13, 2009 12:50 AM (+esQa)

11 I don't know why I should give heifer for Christmas gift. I won't give something like that as a gift to my friends. You're weird man. Anyway, that's your right. To do the survey about hghghg, click on the name after posted by. Thanks.

Posted by: hghghg at December 13, 2009 12:09 PM (hMp7l)

12 I'm not sure if that last comment was spam, but I'm also not sure what other point there might be.

Posted by: Elliott at December 13, 2009 02:06 PM (bYTjt)

13 http://www.newerahatsfactory.com/ Believe that the opportunity is always left to those who are prepared, lucky star will patronize. Is bad luck, but also had to laugh it off, kicking is not on the peak, Crest Valley gully scenery unlimited.

Posted by: new era custom hats at February 10, 2012 12:48 AM (rvQid)

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 5

A Lego nativity scene. I'm not gonna steal the pictures because you should really go check them out, but the camels look like at-ats. Unfortunately there's not a completed picture there.

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December 11, 2009

In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 4

Ho ho ho boxer shorts. Because you really need a laugh cue card when taking off your pants.

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 3

Willy wear. Because I haven't humiliated and embarrassed my husband enough this year.

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 2

Lucky Christmas poo. Which comes with a festive red and green cardboard backing.

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 1

I realized last night that I hadn't started posting these again. I hope these aren't too late to help you with your holiday shopping.

A holiday poster of David Hasselhoff. Complete with a facsimile of his handwriting, probably because his real handwriting is too shaky from the DTs for him to sign the posters.