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December 14, 2009

In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 7

Nancy Pelosi Christmas cards.

I'm going to make you click over and look at them, as the last time I posted that pic of Botox Nan I was accused of purposely giving youse guys nightmares. And that's not the sort of gift I want to give this holiday season, is it?

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December 12, 2009

In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 6

A heifer animal. From the Bing search results.

I hope that anyone contemplating giving a heifer for Christmas actually knows that a heifer is an animal. And I hope that at least one person gets one of these for Christmas as a result of their buddy's drunken Christmas shopping. And I hope that Heifer International has a liberal return policy.

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 5

A Lego nativity scene. I'm not gonna steal the pictures because you should really go check them out, but the camels look like at-ats. Unfortunately there's not a completed picture there.

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December 11, 2009

In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 4

Ho ho ho boxer shorts. Because you really need a laugh cue card when taking off your pants.

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 3

Willy wear. Because I haven't humiliated and embarrassed my husband enough this year.

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 2

Lucky Christmas poo. Which comes with a festive red and green cardboard backing.

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 1

I realized last night that I hadn't started posting these again. I hope these aren't too late to help you with your holiday shopping.

A holiday poster of David Hasselhoff. Complete with a facsimile of his handwriting, probably because his real handwriting is too shaky from the DTs for him to sign the posters.