December 14, 2009

In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 7

Nancy Pelosi Christmas cards.

I'm going to make you click over and look at them, as the last time I posted that pic of Botox Nan I was accused of purposely giving youse guys nightmares.  And that's not the sort of gift I want to give this holiday season, is it?

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December 12, 2009

In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 6

A heifer animal.  From the Bing search results.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/allish/DPUD/Capture-4.png

I hope that anyone contemplating giving a heifer for Christmas actually knows that a heifer is an animal.  And I hope that at least one person gets one of these for Christmas as a result of their buddy's drunken Christmas shopping.  And I hope that Heifer International has a liberal return policy.

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 5

A Lego nativity scene.  I'm not gonna steal the pictures because you should really go check them out, but the camels look like at-ats.  Unfortunately there's not a completed picture there.

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December 11, 2009

In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 4

Ho ho ho boxer shorts. Because you really need a laugh cue card when taking off your pants.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/allish/DPUD/0220_4939_177.jpg

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 3

Willy wear.  Because I haven't humiliated and embarrassed my husband enough this year.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/allish/DPUD/10063524-1254475873-495000.jpg

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 2

Lucky Christmas poo.  Which comes with a festive red and green cardboard backing.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/allish/DPUD/lucky_golden_poo.jpg

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In my 2009 Christmas stocking I want, part 1

I realized last night that I hadn't started posting these again.  I hope these aren't too late to help you with your holiday shopping.

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A holiday poster of David Hasselhoff.  Complete with a facsimile of his handwriting, probably because his real handwriting is too shaky from the DTs for him to sign the posters.

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