May 25, 2009
There is some controversy over who penned these words, but they're
commonly attributed to a Chaplain named Dennis (or Denis) Edward
It is the soldier, not the reporter,It actually may have been written by one Charles M. Province. Whoever is the actual author, it's true.
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer,
who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier, not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the soldier,
who salutes the flag,
who serves under the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the flag,
who allows the protester to burn the flag.
April 07, 2009
March 29, 2009
Jason L. Savage brought national, night-time jokester humiliation and worldwide embarrassment to the Great Lakes Bay Region by having sex with a vacuum hose in a Thomas Township car wash, Saginaw County Circuit Judge Fred L. Borchard said while scolding him at his sentencing Wednesday.Those car wash vacuum hoses are really big. I wonder why he couldn't use the hose from his home vacuum?
March 27, 2009
(No, alex, there are no scary clowns at that link. Well, OK, there's a scary clown, but not the kind of scary clown you're afraid of.)
February 26, 2009
February 24, 2009
February 06, 2009
...but since it will make hippies happy, I’m against it.
February 05, 2009
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January 04, 2009
December 19, 2008
Except the two I already own. I'll leave it up to youse guys to speculate which ones those are.
December 14, 2008
Most polls had the governor's approval rating in the low two digits, from 16% to about 25%, but a recent survey had Blago (as the Illinois public has grown to call him, unflatteringly) at an incredible subbasement-level 4%.So who the hell are the four percent of Illinoisans that still approve of Blago? Is "He's a four-percenter" going to be the new label for someone who is so far into idjitdom that it's beyond even moron comprehension? Have they started polling lockdown dementia patients after sunset for approval ratings? Instead of asking, "WTF is wrong with Wisconsin?", will we soon be asking, "WTF is wrong with four percent of Illinois?"
December 09, 2008
More (and more and more, it's a long-ongoing series) by Harvey at IMAO.
December 08, 2008
Possibly the only thing more suiting their station in life would be to cover their faces with a pair of Excitable Andi's skidmarked underwear.
December 06, 2008
A word of warning, this might be the least offensive item at MissPoppy's if you're very religious at all. If you're very not religious, and have a smoker in your life that you're struggling to find a gift for, this might be appropriate.
Oh, and did I mention they offer free APO/FPO shipping for the holidays?
December 04, 2008
December 03, 2008
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