DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M A RIGHT WINGER JUST LIKE YOU?  IT'S TRUE, DID YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING GIVE UP THAT SWEET, SWEET BILLY MAYS INFOMERCIAL MONEY BECAUSE I'M ON TV?  NOT A CHANCE!  YOU DON'T THINK I PIMP OXY-CLEAN AND BIG CITY SLIDERS FOR FUN, DO YOU?  YOU GOTTA STOP THESE FUCKERS FROM TAKING BILLY MAYS SCRILLA! ER, I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE THE FUTURE OF CONSERVATISM, THE MIGHTY MEND-IT OF THE GOP!  I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE TOUGHER THAN MIGHTY PUTTY, AND CAN CLEAN UP DC EVEN BETTER THAN OXY-CLEAN!  NO GO KICK SOME DEMOCRAT ASS!  I'LL OFFER SOME MORE WORDS OF WISDOM LATER, BUT I'VE GOT ANOTHER COMMERCIAL TO SHOOT, SO I GOTTA BOUNCE, LATER HOMIES!

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