Allahpundit's Secret Identity Revealed!

I finally got it.  He mentioned a while back he has a cat.  Then it hit me!  A guy who nobody knows who he looks like, sits in front of a computer screen all day, and has a cat...



This is you, isn't it Allah?  Or should I say, Dr. Claw!

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Wonkette: Pat Tillman Was Ordered Assassinated By Administration

Here's some liberal crazy for you, served up by the cockroaches at Wonkette. (don't give them traffic, I'm just citing) plus Ace and Bryan at Hotair asked me to copy their post, so I had.

dept. of political assassinations

Who Ordered the Execution of NFL/Army Hero Pat Tillman?

It’s almost too depressing to mention again, but let’s recap the Pat Tillman revelations from Army medical examiners and internal Pentagon reports released last week and find out what happens when famous football stars turned Army Heroes become anti-war critics:

• He was shot three times in the forehead at close range with an American M-16.
• This was after he was shot in the chest, legs and hand.
• And this was after he screamed to the “friendlies” that he was Pat Tillman and please stop shooting him.
• But they didn’t; they executed him.
• They were Americans.
• There wasn’t even an “enemy” around; not only was nobody shot by “enemy fire,” no equipment was shot by “enemy fire.”
• “Members of Tillman’s unit burned his body armor and uniform in an apparent attempt to hide the fact that he was killed by friendly fire.”
• Army medical examiners tried to get a criminal investigation opened, but they were shut down.
• The Army brass who conspired to shut down any criminal investigation into the U.S. assassination of Pat Tillman sent “congratulatory e-mails” to each other after shutting down the snoops.

Ace mentioned that its interesting that the left kicked around Tillman, up till they thought he could be used to their advantage.  Sick fucks.

I thought I'd drop you a little reminder of what these sick fucks used to think of Tillman.

Remember this?

UPDATE:

Baldilocks sends us this which blows Wonkette's Rummy refusing to testify talking point out of the water.

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Romney's Wife Makes Kinda Dumb Comment About Cancer, Edwards Campaign Rubs Hands Greedily

After a while suffering under MS, she asked if she could just get cancer and die.  Naturally the sensitivity brigades are throwing a self-righteous tantrum. 



Know what I'd respect?  If someone just told the people bitching to STFU.

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7,500 Hits!

Awesome!

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Mining in The Sinestrosphere Feverswamps

For a good long time, pjcomix has been finding only the finest moonbattery in threads at DemocraticUnderground, but has expanded to mining for madness at DailyKos and I believe HuffPo too at his blog DUmmie FUnnies. 

I thought I'd point it out as a resource for those looking for fine moonbattery.  I think he's one of the most underrated bloggers out there, few people could stand to read sift through that much mindnumbing idiocy in a day, but he does so and revels in the task, finding some real choice crazy.  While some people only get to see moonbattery on sparse occasion, you can get a daily dose here.  If I were a GOP candidate, I'd have DUmmie FUnnies bookmarked and checked regularly to copy down the latest in leftie hate for the next round of campaign ads.

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One Batty Baptist Minister

A Bristol, Virginia minister was busted for DUI and indecent exposure recently, but that's only the beginning.

The good reverend also took a leak in front of a group of children at a car wash...wearing a skirt.  When he was arrested, he also offered to give sexual favors to the cops and had an open bottle of vodka (no mention if it was Val-U-Rite) and an emptyied bottle of Oxycodone. 

He also hosted an AM radio show, the audience was told by the station manager to pray for him.

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Chickensh*t

This is brutal.  I can't even imagine...

The pungent odor of the nitrogen-concentrated chicken excrement still hung in the air at White's 441 Walker Road home, where shortly after 3 p.m. last Thursday an 18-wheel tractor-trailer rolled over and dumped 24 tons of the stuff in his front yard.

The owner of the property offered this to describe the situation

"There's stuff still 20 feet up the tree," White said, pointing. "It was like a tsunami wave of hot chicken (manure)."

His family actually left because the stench and flies were too much, and there's manure splattered up the side of his garage, which was 30 feet away from the accident.

That is so wrong!  The wave of manure actually destroyed one of his cars. Read the whole thing, then pray hard that it never happens to you.

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Refrigerator Funk of the Worst Kind

Sick!

A man buys a flat in an upscale area of Kuala Lampur, opens the door and is welcomed with a nasty stench.  He called the police, who opened the fridge and found a body hacked up into pieces, wrapped in garbage bags and sealed with tape, which only leaves one question, are there hobos in Kuala Lampur?

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KleptoCon Senator Ted Stevens (R-etarded) House Raided in Federal Sting

I'm sure everyone already knows, but I want to put up my own thoughts on it.  Good, if he's guilty, he can share a cell with Duke Cunningham, William Jefferson, or James Traficant.  We need to clean house when it comes to the KleptoCons, it was a big reason why we lost Congress in 2006, and if we don't get our shit together, 2008. 

We need to go after the pork grubbers too, and Stevens was in the top echelon.

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Bill O'Reilly Throws Stones in Glass House

On the Factor today, O'Reilly attacks the Democratic presidential candidates for going to YearlyKos.  But to me, seems he's being hypocritical.  He had a  segment about McDonalds hiring and firing of rapper Twista, and spoke with Fr. Pfleger, who is promoting his decency campaign.  Problem is, Padre's been waging himself a little jihad against a gunstore owner outside of Chicago, even getting arrested with Jesse Jackson for trespassing and threatening him. 

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Beauchamp's Blog Dissection 2.0

I've decided to make an updated version of the Beauchamp Blog dissection.  My first one was sort of slapdash, while useful, was a bit on the sloppy side given that it was a breaking event, and there have been new and interesting findings since. I suggest for those not real familiar with the Beauchamp story to go to Ace of Spades HQ, and Hotair to get familiar with the story.  For the short story, Beauchamp is a soldier who wrote pieces for liberal magazine The New Republic, he wrote about atrocities and misconduct committed while he is serving in Iraq.  These stories have come into question.

 I want to assemble a well organized piece for people to be able to pull up and use.  I will try to credit everyone with what they found, some I've forgotten, but if you know who got it first, you can tell me in comments.  This is gonna be fairly involved, so after the jump.
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71% Of The Country Wants Big Brother Security Systems

Not good.

I'm sorry, I know some people think having these close circuit cameras all over is a good.  It might be advantageous in some instances, but the long term risk for potential government abuse is too much, and I can't support these things. 

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Giant Yacht Trashed Less Than A Minute After It Leaves Dry Dock

Pictures!

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Cool Grandmother

This is so cool! An 84 year old Polish grandmother went skydiving with her grandaughter recently, becoming the oldest person to do so in Poland.  When asked about it she said,

"I survived World War Two and wasn't afraid, so what's there to be afraid of now?"

The news channel asked if she'd jump again, and she told them she'd do it on her 100th. 

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Nutroots Trying To Target Fox News Channel's Advertisers

MoveOn, the Kossacks, the Campaign For America's Future, and David Gilliam, who made the movie OutFoxed are all gunning for Fox News Channels advertisers.  I don't know that they'll get too many victories, given that FNC is stomping its competitors pretty reliably. 

This stepped up campaign is largely a reactionary thing against Bill O'Reilly , who went after JetBlue for sponsoring the Yearly Kos convention.  JetBlue bailed rather quickly. It was pretty funny how Kos was beating his chest and boasting that O'Reilly had failed to stop JetBlue's sponsorship, only to have JetBlue pull its support soon after.

I like this part;

MoveOn.org is campaigning against Fox because it says the network characterizes itself as a fair news network when it consistently favors a conservative point of view, said Adam Green, the organization's spokesman.

"We're not trying to silence anybody," Green said. "Rush Limbaugh has a right to be on the air—he admits his point of view. Fox doesn't."

That's fine, and I say FNC should admit its bias, right after MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS and NBC openly admit theirs.  Till then, I say let FNC play the "Fair and Balanced" game.

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Delorean To Make A Comeback

You remember the Delorean, right?  Most people recognize the stainless steel, gull-wing doored car from the movie Back To The Future.  It has a big cult following.  So much so, that a company that restores the car is looking to build limited release Deloreans, around 20 a year.  The Deloreans made in the 80's sell for about $25K now, as much as they sold for when they first came out.  I'm not sure if they'll be using Delorean's old repair stock, parts built in-house, or if they'll be using a mix of parts.

Its interesting, and I hope the concept of bringing back old cars becomes a trend, so many cars that are on the road today are soulless hunks of ugly metal or plastic.  I know the Delorean is hated by many, but I'm sure there are cars you see on the road and wax nostalgic, hoping that someday we can see that kind of rolling artwork on the American road again.

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Before I Forget!

A good thought!  Word is, Beauchump has had his internet and phone privileges taken away (I forget where I read that) while the Army investigates his conduct, which means we should have access to his blog and his myspace and whatever else he has for a while longer, the only way he'll be able to wipe them is if he gets to call someone that he can leave his passwords and logins to, and given his intellect, and the abandoned nature of his blog in particular, he might not think to do that.

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Big Nanny Is Baking You

Great, more nanny news.  This time from Christian Science Monitor, they're trying to install regulators to control how much electricity you use.  Basically, this gizmo will limit the flow of juice to your house during peak use, usually days where heat or cold are their most extreme. 

The utility companies may be able to actually raise or lower your thermostat remotely.  Some of them want to install regulators on your wall sockets and other big appliances.  Yeah, your fucking wall sockets, your dishwasher!  They say that it'll be voluntary, of course.  But we know shit like this is too tempting for the government, they'll be wanting to put their hand on it too.

I like the hypothetical they ask here;

But can such watt-saving steps help save the planet? Yes, if they keep utilities from building more carbon-spewing power plants – especially the expensive kind that rev up only during peak hours. By many estimates, fossil-fuel power plants are likely to be the preferred source of electricity for years to come.

Oooooh, carbon spewing power plants.  Sounds menacing.  So why don't we build some nuclear power plants?  They don't emit carbon after all.  No, no! We can't do that, because that would mean people get to live in comfort without their betters making sure they don't do anything that Big Nanny would disapprove of. 

Something's got to give. And it may be consumer lifestyles.

My A/C just got cranked down another three degrees for that.  Maybe if the eco-freaks would have let us revamp the energy system when we needed to, we'd have a cleaner, bigger and more efficient energy grid, but noooooo, the enviro-cultists used everything at their disposal to grind progress in our energy grid to a halt, they succeeded and now, not only has it not expanded, its starting to become decrepit, and is facing much higher demand.  There are blackouts and brownouts in both the Northeast and California because our energy grid is so fucking outdated.

The cost of installing what's called advanced metering infrastructure (AMI) – with new meters alone priced up to $200 – may take years for utilities to recover. Many in the industry are balking at the up-front price tag, the technical challenges, and the uncertainty of consumer reaction to volatile prices and in-your-face meters.

Resistance?  From utilities AND consumers?  You mean, you think people won't like having every aspect of their lives controlled by the goverment cradle to grave?

Sensing resistance, Congress nudged utilities to adapt AMI in its 2005 energy law. Several states, especially California, are pushing it hard. At present, though, AMI is used in only about 6 percent of meters. State regulators need to be more aggressive in forcing utilities to give up the old practice of selling as much electricity as possible with flat-rate pricing and meters that consumers don't understand (and can't easily see). One idea is to "de-couple" a utility's profit from its electricity sales by guaranteeing a set rate of return.

 

Thank God we have the numbskulls in DC to start to set things right! 

So the writer thinks Big Nanny needs to crack down on the energy companies?  Fine, I think I need my A/C cranked to its lowest temp.  I'll be able to hang sides of beef and pork in here in a few hours.  Screw the Nannystaters. 

Nanny State:  Because some people only find joy in their life by sucking the joy out of the lives of others.

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New Banner!

My Blog has only been around for a month, but I think its done pretty well (admittedly a fair bit of shameless self promotion involved), but nonetheless, I've done quite well I think, given my total inability to do anything technical(though I am improving).  I'm getting better at picking out stories to put on instead of just putting anything on.  I'm learning how to balance quantity and quality. 

I've finally added a banner, while I liked the minimalist stock banner a little, this one is a huge improvement.  Joseph @ Unrepentant Geek took pity on me and put the new banner together for me, so a big thanks to him.  I'll be sure to add him to my Blahg Roll too.  I love his banner and byline, I'd tell you it, but I want you to click his link and see it there.

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Wow, Nice Ace-a-lanches!

I've nearly quadrupled my highest traffic day!

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