April 25, 2010

Today Is "Proof That Leftism Kills People" Day

Actually, today is World Malaria Day. And some do gooder told me today that for a few bucks, I can help pay for a tent to help keep some African child free of the mosquitoes that spread malaria.

Well, I am all for saving a child's life, and if a tent helps in the process, all well and good. But I know of something that works better. Something that the eco assholes had banned from junk science and conjecture (gee, junk science and conjecture fucking things up in the name of some phony altruistic good? That can't happen, can it?). That thing?


Yup. You fucking eco assholes helped spread death and despair in Africa by getting DDT banned, primarily from a stupid fucking book. How do you feel, green goatses? You fucking happy that people are dying from a disease that could easily not be killing people, save your stupid fucking stupidity?

Or, do you not fucking care? Are the deaths of countless poor Africans worth some sketchy bullshit "science"? If that is the case, you lefties are fucking disgusting fucks. And you deserve to get fucked up your limp dicks with the very malaria spreading mosquitoes you helped protect by your bullshit.

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April 22, 2010

Dear Earth Day

Fuck you. Fuck your socialism. Fuck your collectivism. Fuck your capitalism killing antics. And fuck you with a car battery soaked in extra acid and tied to a tire fire.

Fuck off, and go to Gaia hell along the way.

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April 20, 2010

Dear Michael "ClimateGate" Mann


Fuck you. Fuck you and your arrogant personage forever with a frozen meat thermometer soaked in liquid AIDS. Fuck you for lying to help get an awful fucking agenda passed. Fuck you for covering up your lies. And fuck you for trying to sue those who mock you.

What, you fucking can't take a joke or stand to be criticized? What the fuck fuckingly fucked up fuckwhiff of fuck is that all about? I fucking thought scientists encouraged criticism as part of the process. I thought scientists wanted to make their work better through resistance and opposition. And I thought scientists weren't such thin skinned assaholic assfisters of fuckingly fucked up monkey jizz as you are.

Oh well, I guess I was wrong. I guess you are a dickhead. I guess you are unwilling to face criticism for your actions. And I guess you have the emotional maturity of a three year old.

So fuck off, "Doctor" Mann. Fuck you for what you and your junk science have done to the planet, business, and true scientific discovery. And go get raped by a frozen polar bear's wangdang while watching this video:

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April 19, 2010

Harry Potter and the IPCC

A bunch of wizards scientists are now saying that Dark Magicks Global Warming could result in Gaia's Mighty Wrath volcanic eruptions and earthquakes.

Yes, really, these people are saying that stuff in the air can cause things below the earth's crust to happen.

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April 18, 2010

Green Goof Scammers Would Never Take Money From Toxic Polluters

Yup. Never.

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April 17, 2010


Irony!, example #1

Irony!, example #2

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April 14, 2010

How the sun changes the climate without changing the climate

Get this - when there's low solar activity, sometimes, it gets colder.  Unfuckingbelievable, right?  I don't see how that could even possibly be possible, so it's a good thing all them climate scientists are there to show me the rational side of things, isn't it.

The UK and continental Europe could be gripped by more frequent cold winters in the future as a result of low solar activity, say researchers.

They identified a link between fewer sunspots and atmospheric conditions that "block" warm, westerly winds reaching Europe during winter months.

But wait!  There's moar awesome science to remind you that, while the sun may be making things colder by its utter and complete lack of cooperation, global warming is still your fault, you mouth-breathing, oil-using, knuckle-dragging Neanderthal.  Because, you see, there is no link between the sun and climate change.  Just cold winters.

Scientists have produced further compelling evidence showing that modern-day climate change is not caused by changes in the Sun's activity.

The research contradicts a favoured theory of climate "sceptics", that changes in cosmic rays coming to Earth determine cloudiness and temperature.

The idea is that variations in solar activity affect cosmic ray intensity.

But UK scientists found there has been no significant link between cosmic rays and cloudiness in the last 20 years.

So, um, yeah.  Take that, skeptics; science has managed to prove you right and prove you wrong all in one fell swoop. 

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April 07, 2010

Dear Lindsey Graham

Don't go along with this shit.

That is all.

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