May 16, 2010

And this is how the zombie apocalypse begins

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/allish/DPUD/p20702b.jpg

Uh, just WTF is Alcor hoping to accomplish by cryogenically freezing a head that's been buried for two years?  Especially one with a brain that was already suffering from dementia.  I'm having visions of a lab accident where the head is accidentally thawed out and drags itself along the floor by its eyeballs until it reaches an unsuspecting janitor who gets bitten on the ankle before he bats the head under a table with his broom, to never be found until the sequel.

(Note: That's not Orville Richardson's actual head, but you can buy it here. There's a discount for bulk orders.  The fake head, I mean.  As far as I know, Alcor isn't selling Orville's head.  Maybe we should take up a collection and kill it with fire, though.)

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