March 23, 2009
A 51-year-old Grafton man was arrested for drunken driving after he drove from Oak Creek to Wauwatosa with his air bag deployed Wednesday evening.
According to a Wauwatosa Police Department report:The man had been drinking at On The Border, a strip club, and on his way out of Oak Creek, he struck a pole and damaged the front of his vehicle.
Why did he stop? Did he realize his airbag was deployed or that he was obviously too drunk to be driving? No, he ran out of gas.
Exactly how fucked up would I have to be to make Wisconsin's idiot problem worse?
March 19, 2009
I am suspicious that an important detail is missing from this story:
Police said a 27-year-old man was arrested on Saturday after he was found passed out in his vehicle in a restaurant drive-through. Police said they found the man behind the wheel with his 4-year-old daughter in the running car.
Authorities said the man was arrested on a charge of failure to be in control of the vehicle. He also faces a charge of driving under suspension.
One hyphenated word: Val-U-Rite.
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