September 23, 2009
As my name says I am a moron. i have nothing better to do than post an article that is over 1 month old. I HAVE NO LIFE. Im an idiot . my name is Moron pundit
It is true. I have no life. And I love nothing more than to post old links.
But on Tuesday, McWilliams broke in, damaging both the front door and a window to get into the home. Shastany said more than $250 worth of damage was done to the door and window.He then took out the trash, broke into the garage and washed the car and kicked in the bedroom door to give her a foot massage.
"He broke into the house and used the computer to pay some bills," Shastany said.
How about some urn selection fail:
His homemade, 7-foot barber pole, made out of Styrofoam, mesh, stucco and some light metal materials, was stolen while he was inside his shop cutting hair, reports TCPalm.com
Alas, the ball of the pole also contained some of his deceased mother’s ashes.
Now that's a classy place to spend eternity.
And finally, some awesome media fail:
"We thought it was true so we printed it without checking," associate editor Hasanuzzuman Khan told the AFP news agency.
"We didn't know the Onion was not a real news site."
September 22, 2009
Police responded to the Winter Hill School playground at 115 Sycamore St. at about 11:31 p.m. Aug. 25 and broke up a group of people drinking and hanging out inside and outside the city park, which was closed. All city parks close at 10 p.m.
Police said everyone in the group left the park except 20-year-old Daniel Tomeo and his girlfriend, who left only after several requests. About 10 minutes later, police allegedly found the same group of people had returned to the Winter Hill playground. The group again left the park, except Tomeo and his girlfriend, police said. Tomeo was allegedly holding a glass alcohol bottle, and smashed the glass bottle on the ground when Officer Manzelli told him to put the bottle down.
Tomeo, who was allegedly intoxicated, told cops he did nothing and that it was his park. Tomeo was given another warning after his girlfriend convinced him to leave the park, according to reports.
But when Officer John Tam took the police canine for his routine walk just after midnight, he allegedly saw Tomeo and his girlfriend walking toward the park again. When she saw Tam’s police cruiser, the girlfriend allegedly turned around and walked in the opposite direction, but Tomeo allegedly walked into the park.
“I ain’t doing anything,” Tomeo allegedly said when Tam asked him to leave. “I’m just walking by. This is my park.”
I wonder if it would work to tell the office I own the road.
September 18, 2009
A MAN has been charged with stealing a sea container of premium imported beer from an industrial yard in Perth,
Dude drove up in a truck, loaded it and took off. They're saying 1349 "cartons", I don't know what a "carton" is, but it's worth $35 grand, Aussie money.
They caught the guy and busted him for pot too, but there is some good news:
Police are still trying to identify the co-offender and locate the missing beer. Suspect is presumed drunk and needing to whiz.
I may have added that last part.
H/T Nicole who I saw in cbullit's comments.
September 03, 2009
A DRINK-driving mother who loaded her car with five youngsters - including two in the boot - and then slammed into a tree after doing burnouts has been spared jail.
Depending on the age, being tossed in the trunk and having your mom do doughnuts might have been fun.
You know, right up until you hit the tree.
I do have to wonder if they're lobbying to get disgusted Morons anxious to leave the coming nannarchy in America.
On the drink-driving charge, Ashman lost her licence for six months, and for failing to ensure two passengers were wearing seatbelts she was fined $500.
Five bills and lose your license for 6 months for drunkenly throwing your kids in the trunk and doing doughnuts until you slammed into a tree?
If they'd let me keep my guns I'd already be there.
H/T somebody, probably Tim Blair, I emailed it to myself and forgot where I saw it.
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