December 31, 2008

Moron of the Day: Moron of the YEAR

Its been a great year for Morons so now you get the chance to pick the Moron of the YEAR! I have narrowed the list down to the following five but feel free to add your favorites from the Moron of the Day category in the comments if you think I'm an idiot.

  • The Holy Diver - A man that loves his karaoke so much he'd kill for it.
  • The Travelling DUI's - The family that binge drinks and drives together stays together... in jail.
  • Federal Boobie Inspectors - What could be better than that?
  • Bear Slayer - Stone. Cold. Badass.
  • Hammer Time - The news story that made you ask, "which end of the hammer goes in there" and prompted Alice "Anal Penetration Expert" H. to respond "it helps you pull it out."
Who is your pick for Moron of the Year?
The Holy Diver
The DUI Family
Federal Boobie Inspectors
Bear Slayer
Hammer Time
pollcode.com free polls

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December 29, 2008

Moron of the Day: Alcohol makes you British

Apparently if you have enough to drink, you forget what side of the road to drive on:

A 35-year old Syracuse woman is charged with drunk driving after she hit a parked police car head on Saturday night.

Here, I drew a picture to explain.  I'd write about it but a recent argument with a liberal stole my ability to speak.

http://www.m0r0n.com/DPUD/drunkdrive.JPG

Soon, the much anticipated Moron of the Year competition.

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