December 31, 2008
Its been a great year for Morons so now you get the chance to pick the Moron of the YEAR! I have narrowed the list down to the following five but feel free to add your favorites from the Moron of the Day category in the comments if you think I'm an idiot.
- The Holy Diver - A man that loves his karaoke so much he'd kill for it.
- The Travelling DUI's - The family that binge drinks and drives together stays together... in jail.
- Federal Boobie Inspectors - What could be better than that?
- Bear Slayer - Stone. Cold. Badass.
- Hammer Time - The news story that made you ask, "which end of the hammer goes in there" and prompted Alice "Anal Penetration Expert" H. to respond "it helps you pull it out."
December 29, 2008
Apparently if you have enough to drink, you forget what side of the road to drive on:
A 35-year old Syracuse woman is charged with drunk driving after she hit a parked police car head on Saturday night.
Here, I drew a picture to explain. I'd write about it but a recent argument with a liberal stole my ability to speak.
Soon, the much anticipated Moron of the Year competition.
60 queries taking 0.8235 seconds, 131 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.