November 13, 2008
I'm ashamed to say the Moron in Chief's place had this before me but the man earns his award today like few others have:
Meet Kyle Drinkwine. The Wisconsin man, 24, allegedly became so incensed by a lackluster karaoke performance of a heavy metal song that he assaulted the singer and a second man, police charge. According to a River Falls Police Department report, Drinkwine throttled singer James Mischler, 28, and his friend Cyrus Kozub, 29, "over one's ability to sing karaoke." Though cops did not specify which song set Drinkwine off last week, Kozub told TSG that Mischler was performing "Holy Diver," the title cut on Dio's 1983 debut album (the band is fronted by Ronnie James Dio, the former Black Sabbath lead singer)
No word on if he was wearing a cape and scepter at the time of the incident.
(Also filed under Alice H.'s "wtf is wrong with Wiconsin" category.)
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