April 12, 2010

Now I have to go to KFC. Just when I'd been turned into a Popeye's fan.

When something involves both bacon and pissing off Teh Won and his Klingon bride, how can I say no?

We give you the KFC Double Down, two slabs of fried chicken and melted cheese all squeezed around a sacred centerpiece — two pieces of bacon. The breadless sandwich that some are calling “angina on a plate” debuts at KFC restaurants on Monday. If customers order the Original Recipe variety, their Double Down will pack 540 calories, 32 grams of fat and 1,380 milligrams of sodium, according to KFC.

 This is will not make Michelle Obama very happy.


Of course, the timing of KFC’s guilty pleasure is giving chest pains and meat sweats to nutritionists. As we’re simultaneously advised and chided how and what to eat to protect our arteries, the Double Down stares down anti-obesity campaigners like the First Lady — and does it with a bold, greasy smirk.

Dinner tomorrow?  Oh, I think so.

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Bacon Star Wars Figure?

Bacon Star Wars Figure!

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April 05, 2010

Even the grilled version will stop your heart

Somehow I'm not surprised this was a hit in the Midwest.

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April 02, 2010

Canadians are Morons

Updated with possibly SFW bacon pic below fold, as per DPUD stylebook
Via Weasel Zippers' baconblogging we find out that Canadians are real Morons.
A poll
The people of Canada sure love their bacon. In a recent survey..., 43% of the respondents said they would rather have bacon than sex.

I also have to wonder if Moron Pundit has a few wives in Canada
Nearly one in four of respondents (23%) wondered if ‘my partner loves bacon more than me’


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America, FUCK YEAH!

Best way to cook bacon, EVAH.  And yeah, they posted it at the Moron-in-Chief's sidebar already, but it's worth posting again and again.

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