February 26, 2010

More words to live by

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February 24, 2010

Jimmy Carter: "Stop comparing my foreign policy to Obama's weak shit"

Just how bad does your foreign policy have to be when Jimmy Carter thinks it's weak? (warning HuffPo link).

The thesis was beyond speculative. Even by Mead's own admission, Obama's foreign policy is in its nascent stages. Right now, he writes, it "looks a little bit like that of Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger." Mead even suggests that the president is trying to pursue a "Jeffersonian" worldview -- in which the U.S. is militarily formidable but unexposed to regional crises. Either way, the Carter comparison was clearly meant as an insult. After all, the piece was titled "The Carter Syndrome."

It would seem natural for Obama and his allies to find the piece somewhat insulting -- but the one raising the most stink so far is Carter himself.

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February 23, 2010

February 22, 2010

This Ain't Hell featured in The Army Times

For their efforts in publicizing General Ballduster McSoulpatch's stealing of valor and finding his identity.  Quite possibly the best part?  The Army Times mentions General Ballduster McSoulpatch in their article.

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February 20, 2010

Because you need a giggle

20 funniest figure skating faces.

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February 18, 2010

Revealed - Obama's secret plan for world domination

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February 16, 2010

Just when you think a meme has run its course...

...someone comes along and dores something fucking brilliant with it:

The best line? If you asked me, it's where he asks people to leave the room.

(Stolen shamelessly from Hehindeedpundit.)

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Iowa Rep. Steve King wastes raccoon with a Desert Eagle, PETA throws a tantrum

The raccoon was trying to claw it's way into the house, King said he thought it might have been rabid.  He declared on Twitter, Desert Eagle 1, Crazy Raccoon 0.  PETA is of course weeping bitterly.  Said King, in response to PETA,

King told Fox News on Tuesday that he'd offer PETA more hospitality than the animal.

"That crazy coon ran up against 'a man's home is his castle' and this man's castle won. But if it had been PETA volunteers outside in the middle of a blizzard, I'd like to think they would have rang the doorbell, instead of trying to claw into the house. And I would have given them shelter for the night and served them bacon and eggs the next morning," he said in a statement.

Awesome.  The only question I have is, was this the full Desert Eagle, or the "Baby" Eagle?  Because I have to imagine a full Desert Eagle would leave a hell of a mess, even if you had the .357 barrel set in, I can't imagine the mess a .50 AE would make...I'm guessing a fine red mist and fur everywhere. 

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