And this is what happens when he doesn't get his way.

A man became disorderly at the Hess Express on Jonestown Road in Lower Paxton Twp. today after he complained that there wasn't any syrup in the Diet Pepsi dispenser, police said.

About 12:15 p.m., a customer went to the store's clerk and loudly complained of the lack of syrup. He also insisted his lottery ticket was worth a dollar when it was actually for a free drink, police said.

The man was ordered out of the store but proceeded to back his car into the clerk, who tried to take a camera phone picture of his license plate, police said. The clerk was not injured.

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I bring you one of my favorite commercials ever.



Don't lie.  I know y'all car dance.  I know it. 

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Looks like some football players might need a refresher on how to throw a snowball.

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God, I miss Phil Hartman...

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Treacher has a special congratulatory message for the president-elect.

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Yeah, but it's both seasonal and funny as hell.  Enjoy.

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You would have thought they knew that a bunch of primates eating sprouts would lead to this, but I guess not.

'Sprouts can cause bouts of flatulence in animals and humans. But I don't think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong,' said Michael Riozzi of Chessington Zoo in Surrey.

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You might not want to play this at work or in front of any little kids...

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Matthew Continetti of The Weekly Standard has, um, found some additional pages from the Feds' criminal complaint against the disgraced Illinois Governor:

111 a. On or about November 27, 2008, ROD BLAGOJEVICH, his wife and daughters, and BLAGOJEVICH's chief of staff JOHN HARRIS ate Thanksgiving dinner together. BLAGOJEVICH's wife asked BLAGOJEVICH to "please pass the potatoes." BLAGOJEVICH asked what his wife was willing to give him for "the f---ing potatoes" because "these f---ing things aren't f---ing cheap." HARRIS said that BLAGOJEVICH's wife might donate $250,000 to Friends of Blagojevich in exchange for the potatoes.

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The right mix of creepy and hilarious.

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Veeshir sends this along....yeah, it's probably old, it's still funny,

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A facecocking that is well overdue.  Inspired by this almost unbelievable bullshit.

Hopefully our friends at Justice have gotten enough out of Rezko to put this motherfucker away for a few decades.

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Aww, wittle Macs not immune to viruses?  HA HA.

...mac/PC flamewar in 3...2...

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You'd think that people, upon sight of the charred human wreckage left in his wake, might consider avoiding insulting and attacking Mark Steyn.

You'd be wrong.

* - From the Latin, "Encancerate" meaning to be struck with such ferocity that one is immediately diagnosed with cancer. To demonstrate, I provide you this example:

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,  "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and  finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow a and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

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