August 31, 2010

Hipster Dinosaurs?

Most definitely.

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Nerd Jokes

Nerd Jokes!
The post starts off with an okay one but gets darn funny in the comments. Some are lame, some people try to show how smart they are by being annoying, but there's plenty of funny in there.
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Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who askes: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
 Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know exactly where I am"
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To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?


I didn't see my engineer joke.
Anybody can build a bridge that stands.
It takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.

Via the Agitator

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August 27, 2010

What. The. Fuck.

I want to invite this guy to our next party.

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It's nice to know that people are looking out for us

By "looking out" I mean "repeatedly hitting the rewind button with the speed and force of an angry god." And as for "us," I mean "people who have moved to the San Fernando Valley and changed their names to 'Savannah' or 'Lance' so that their parents won't have heart attacks."

An AIDS activist group is bringing a complaint against Larry Flynt, accusing the porn king of compromising the safety of his adult film stars by not having them use condoms.

The AIDS Health Foundation said Thursday it delivered a complaint and 100 DVDs of hardcore Flynt films to the state Division of Occupational Safety and Health office.

Cal-OSHA officials did not return calls for comment.
They were apparently too busy to answer the phone for some reason.

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August 23, 2010

Tomorrow the machines come to kill us all...

but tonight we dance

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August 12, 2010

AFI's Number One Movie of All Time

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August 10, 2010

Words to Live By

"Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you try and put it in the body of a Great White Shark suddenly you've gone to far."

And God forbid you put frickin’ laser beams on it’s frickin’ head.

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