April 24, 2010
It's about funny as he notes some of the.... problems with the staff.
Many employees begin to complain about Lori's distinct "pelvic odor." I am too distracted by her crystal meth smile to notice.
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Dee hasn't shown up for a week because her husband pushed her into a plate glass window. No one knows what to put on the attendance sheet.
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During lunch, Alonzo slams his girlfriend's head into a keyboard. I immediately wonder how long it will take the I.T. guy to replace it.
It's funny because it's not me.
I forget where I saw this. Sorry.
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April 22, 2010
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April 18, 2010
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How is Ashley Dupre like "The Terminator"? They're both known for having a governor in them.Treach also links the NYPost photospread of Dupre.
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April 09, 2010
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
There are some good ones in the list. Feel free to offer your own competition.
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April 07, 2010
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April 03, 2010
Looking for a sappy, cliched, novel to read? One predictable as most young-adult books and more degrading than harlequin romances? Well, To Kill a Mockingbird is your book.
Charlotte's Web:
It is because of this horrid book that I eat sausage every morning and tell my dad to kill every spider I see. It is a traumatic, coma-enducing story that has changed my life forever.
The Bible:
Man, this book is boring. All this weird stuff happens and it's harder to get into than Lord of the Rings. And what's up with the red writing and the LORD says stuff. All caps = rude, peter paul and mark, whoever the heck you are. And this is just badly written. James Patterson could do better. These apostles need to get a clue and hire a ghost writer. Even Miley Cyrus's manager was smart enough to do that. Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ, indeed.
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More Messed up the fold but fixed it. Just color me stupid.
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