August 18, 2009
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August 17, 2009
A stuttering Nigerian man, who says he can’t find a girlfriend, has announced that he plans to marry his pillow instead.Okeke Ikechuku told the Daily Metro that his stammer makes it difficult for him to speak to girls who laugh at him whenever he talks, Ananova reports.
But, the 26-year-old from Lagos admits that he has needs and wants a companion to sleep with. So, Ikechuku says he will marry his pillow because he has been sleeping with it since he was 16 and has fallen in love with it.
No word on whether he'll require the pillow to always wear a case in public.
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August 13, 2009
Lavonne is even willing to toss in visitation with the child to the lucky winner of the name auction. Now that's devotion!
Due to cost considerations, she hasn't consulted an attorney to investigate whether she can recoup her loss. Surely a moron lawyer somewhere is willing to help out this poor unfortunate soul!
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August 12, 2009
So if my posting drops off, you'll know why.
Hmmm, maybe that's their plan? Get vast swathes of America to kill itself over all the lies our oh so honest political betters are spewing to reduce the costs.
Of course what they haven't factored in is that's the most productive part of America so tax revenues (except for a temporary infusion of death taxes) will go down.
(H/T Tex)
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Make sure you're totally shitfaced:
A 20-year-old woman was seriously injured early Thursday morning when she fell from the fifth-story window of the Spanish Towers apartments, in the 800 block of 29th Street, according to Boulder police.Boulder police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley said the woman, whose name was not released because police are still investigating the incident, "sustained serious bodily injury but is expected to recover."
The woman, who had traveled to Colorado from California to visit her older sister, had consumed "a couple of tequila shots, at least two lemonade vodka drinks and probably a couple of beers" at a rooftop party at the Spanish Towers, Huntley said.
She said the older sister told police she "believed her sister was not heavily intoxicated."
UhhhBULLSHIT.
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August 11, 2009
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August 07, 2009
Cheap but funny
The only thing that puts me off a little is how they taught him that.
Since dogs work best with negative reinforcement, I figure they either forced him to listen to Glen Beck and Sean Hannity or they beat him.
I'm not sure which is worse.
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August 06, 2009
An Arkansas woman is offering the opportunity to name her seventh child to the highest bidder, starting at $150. The unemployed mother of six has posted an auction on eBay in hopes that she will receive enough money to buy a "trustworthy" car and to relieve her sister's burden of supporting her cash-strapped family.Can anything good come of this?
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August 05, 2009
Make you laugh
I love that commercial.
And explain my stupidity about youtube videos.
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August is traditionally the month where the 500+ members of the Community Of Noble Gentry and Refined Elitists, Sandwich Sales devision, called CONGRESS for short, return to their home district to sell fecal sandwiches to their constituents. In the past, it has been a time of picnics, cozy townhalls, and love-ins where people typically agreed to up their orders for the coming year. Not this year, though.
"I don't want another sh*t sandwich!" said one angry constituent, using the slang term for the product. "I already bought over a trillion of 'em, and what did it get me? Unemployed, just like everybody else!"
Members of CONGRESS blame the falling sales on the American palate. "They just don't know what's good for them," said one who declined to be identified and was hiding under his office desk hoping nobody knew he was there. "I've had to lock my doors and disconnect my telephone just to keep angry customers from yelling at me. This is the worst it's ever been! Thankfully the Cash for Clunkers program fried my computer from afar, or I'd be awash in angry e-mails."
Even famed restaurants such as the AARP have faced a backlash from consumers and seen their sales fall into the abyss. "We've proudly sold fecal sandwiches to Americans for forty years," said one AARP boss. "Now they're turning on us like rabid werewolves and saying we'll bankrupt the country, the bastards. I hope they all die in a fire."
Most observers agreed that the falling sales were a sign that Americans were too stupid for their own good. "I've said it before, and I'll say it again," said one famous broadcaster. "Democracy doesn't work."
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August 03, 2009
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