August 31, 2010

Nerd Jokes

Nerd Jokes!
The post starts off with an okay one but gets darn funny in the comments. Some are lame, some people try to show how smart they are by being annoying, but there's plenty of funny in there.
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Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who askes: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
 Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know exactly where I am"
...
To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?


I didn't see my engineer joke.
Anybody can build a bridge that stands.
It takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.

Via the Agitator

Posted by: Veeshir at 07:33 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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a pair of my favorites from that page:

How many Union Machinists does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's the fuckin electricians job.

How many union electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 12... You got a problem with that?

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Jeez, I forgot the link

 

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