I'm kind of a fan of zombie shooters, I dropped obscene amounts of change playing games like the House of the Dead series, and I like Resident Evil 4 because its a more active shooting game than the other RE games. So I figured I'd put up a  Zombie Flashgame from time to time.  This is one that has grown on me, its called Zombie Grinder.

This game is a very wild sidescroller, you play a tubby redneck with a shotgun and one hell of  a jump, with grindcore blasting in the background.  You may hate grindcore, but it seems entirely fitting to the game, but what makes it particularly interesting is that the speed of the scrolling and your guys speed and abilities are affected by the music.  Slow parts in a song cause the game to move in slow motion, which is neat because when you kill zombies, chunks of them fly everywhere in slow motion.

Its a fun game, very fast paced, the only complaint I have is that you have to use the arrow keys and WASD cannot be used alternately, so its awkward on a laptop.  the other issue you may have is that the zombies won't display, so you may have to refresh, and if that doesn't work, just google Zombie Grinder, alternate sites will come up and those should work.

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I was visiting Slublog's place (who I'm sure most of the people pityclicking my blog know), and dropped a comment, which got me thinking about things.  So I'm cribbing some of my own comment, and expanding on it.  Slublog says he's against term limits on principle, while I agree that we shouldn't set laws ordering it, I will say I think a self imposed term limit/voter imposed one would be good. It would be for the best I think.  This shamnesty nonsense is proof enough for me.  

Voters should condition themselves to constantly look for better candidates, and be ready to boot anyone that has been sitting in DC long enough that they're growing roots and getting sloppy.  

Lindsey Graham and a lack of a clear successor is a textbook example of this.  There should be two or three good potential candidates ready to step in at all times. Trent Lott is another good example, people have gotten too comfortable with that tool, and it would be near impossible to dislodge him.  That's not a good position to be in, and a bad mindset to have.

 

Something is definitely fishy with this amnesty nonsense.  The fact that there are not only people who are defiant to the people they elected, but there are people who realize they are essentially giving up their political careers, they recognize that its political poison, and probably are personally opposed to it, yet are going to play along.

I started thinking about this a bit ago, I wonder how many of these people have been promised lobbying jobs should they get kicked out of office.  If that is the case and their internal motivator, then they truly have no reason to change their vote other than the humiliation of losing their seat.

 Of course, if this is the case, than essentially they are being bribed, and if they are being bribed, then the American people are truly being betrayed in a profound way.

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As much as I hate the ricer set and I'd like to cheer wildly for this, this is absolutely an abuse of power.  You can't just seize someone's vehicle and destroy it because it looks like a street racer.  How many people are driving around with crappy spoilers and body kits on their cars and have never raced before? 

My guess is plenty.  If you catch a group of ricers ripping through the streets illegally, hell yeah, make a law to confiscate and annihilate their car, they're dangerous and stupid, but you can't just punish retards for having poor taste and wasting money.   And believe me, they aren't that hard to catch in the act, I can hear them ripping through the streets at night where I live all the time.

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Via BoingBoing. 

I despise the RIAA, as do all people with souls.  So it was nice to see this bit of snark.  The link has the letter, suggesting the RIAA bastards go after the Bush twins like they have others for copyright infringement for $150K a song.  Of course, knowing the RIAA, those assholes might take him up on it.


*Changed to Mix-CD, yeah OK, I used the term Mix-tape, sue me!

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I'll premise by saying I'm not a huge Romney fan, but I'd take him over anybody the Democrats have put up.  But this shit has to fucking stop right now.  We get it, he's Mormon!  Most people aren't Mormons, and a fair number of people think Mormonism is a bit weird of not full on blasphemous/heretical/whatever.   I don't find Mormonism (LDS, whatever) all that weird, my only gripe is they pick the days with the most extreme weather to knock on my door.

 

That said, I'm getting real tired of seeing retarded staffers, politicos and religious leaders attack the guy for his religious beliefs.  Its obnoxious, wrongheaded and I'm real fucking tired of seeing it.  Criticize his political views and his record (and I assure you, there's plenty there, as with most candidates), but this  sort of attack is  shady as hell,  and  its gotta  stop, particularly given how reliably conservative the average Mormon is.

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One Word Answer Greg: Yes.


Gutfeld pretty much nails it in this piece, so read it, then hear and watch it on RedEye. 

Gut compares Truthers to Holocaust Deniers, which is a comparison I've long held to be true.  They are essentially cut from the same cloth.  Honestly, other than pointing that out, I have little to add, Greg really has a good piece here. Samantha Judge is going to be a bit surprised though, I think.

*UPDATE*  Greg Decides that Truthers Should Die

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Awesome!

Via Ace.

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This isn't surprising, but it is still nonetheless disgusting.  Allah says it looks like they were monitoring things on the Beeb site to clear sensitive info and didn't seem to be all that bothered by it.  I disagree with his somewhat ho-hum demeanor, though it seems he's backed away a bit from that (though I think you can still see the *Yawn* he put on the initial headline in the URL). 

This is dangerous behaviour (see, I did a British spelling for a British story).  Terrorists and insurgents undoubtedly monitor the media, and while it is unlikely to give them any immediate tactical edge, it may give them general information like regular routes or certain activities to watch for, which could help them down the road.  Perhaps a sensitive bit of info did pass through their filters, terrorists are dumb, but I imagine they know how to screencap. 

Then there is the leftist BBC itself.  How can we trust this media outlet itself?  We can't be sure that there are no terrorist sympathetics or leftists who wouldn't mind nudging the Iraq War closer to its end. 

I think the US and Coalition forces need to at least temporarily toss out any BBC affiliated reporters, both as punishment and as a security precaution.  The BBC has proven itself either untrustworthy or too incompetent to be alongside the Armed Forces, and should be thrown out for the sake and safety of those on the field.

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This isn't really news to any conservative, but it does give some extra creedence to our claims of liberal bias in media reporting.  We've long known that the MSM is essentially the propaganda wing of the Democratic Party and the Left at large. 

"Journalists" give to Democrats on a 9 to 1 ratio compared to Republicans.  That in itself is pretty damning.  Some media companies are beginning to bar donations.   Its fair to assume its because they don't want to have irrefutable evidence of their biased agenda. 

The point is again made clear that the left does indeed control the message of the mainstream media.  There's a quote from Command&Conquer :Tiberian Sun that sums the problem with this nicely "Control the Media, Control the Mind."  The left has significant control over the mind of the Nation right now. 

Until the Conservative movement begins taking aggressive steps to build its own MSM, we will continue to struggle to achieve our vision for the future.  Talk Radio and the conservative Blogosphere are not enough, but they can be the beginning.

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Another Badass, another dead beastie!


This guy was out on a family camping trip with his young kids.  A bear went after their cooler, but when his son panicked and ran, the bear started to pursue him.  The Old Man chucked some rocks to distract it, but that didn't work, so he grabbed a log and pwn3d the bear in the face!

The kicker, he felt bad for killing the bear even after it tried to eat his kid.

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Look at the pictures!

The guy got his underage stepdaughter pregnant, and was busted by cops while he was trying to lure people in to a cell phone store.

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I'm normally skeptical of Zogby polls, but some things are so blazingly obvious, even if it is Zogby you take notice.

But, are you fucking serious?  How the hell does it get that low?  I realize that this poll probably takes people who are against amnesty and open borders people and lumps them together, but holy shit!  Maybe, hopefully, the incompetent fucksticks in DC will finally get that this bill is a disaster and it needs to be killed, now.

Its amazing, they have to know by now that this bill is unpopular, but how is it that it can be this unpopular, and yet there's this inexorable grind to see it passed?  Something is rotten in DC.  I can't accept that this is simple campaign payoffs, because if its polling as sour as it is, no amount of PAC money will save your ass anyway come election time.

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An Alaskan guy was selling about one hundred Seal weeners to a local gift shop to sell as an aphrodisiac, mostly to Asian clients.  He could face up to year in jail and $20K in fines. 

Ya'know, this guy must be like a Lorena Bobbitt from Hell in the seal world.

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A man doused in gasoline resisted arrest and was shot with a Taser, burst into flames and was burninated to death.  He had apparently been threatening to torch himself and his house because his wife was divorcing him, and he didn't want to give up the home.  Guess that problem was solved...

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At Snapped Shot, enjoy!

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This guy is fucking badass!

He fucked that Bobcat's shit up!  The thing was rabid, so he had to get rabies treatments.  I hear they aren't the giant stomach needles anymore, but even if they were, this guy could handle it, I'm sure. 

He said he was glad he could take care of it, cuz it would have really harmed a kid.  No doubt, so here's my kudos to you, and lets hope the rabies  don't take hold.

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They really are.  We're been seeing Boomers engaging in wanton self congratulatory bullshit for a while now.   Everything  revolves around these douchebags, everything! 

A big chunk of media is now solely devoted to writing the legacy of the Boomers in a way they wished it had existed.  Its sickening, particularly the hippie crap.

 Every time I see another stupid clip of hippies of yesteryear, marching or sitting around and listening to music getting stoned, I picture myself running through it with a Sherman or Patton tank, grinding up hippies under the treads as they hopelessly try and stick daisies in the cannon.   That would be so awesome.

Oh, and fuck you ahead of time for leaving us the crushing Social Security and Medicare tab, I hope you burn in Hell forever for that. 

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This Guy is a Masturbating fiend!

The woman who was living with him was tired of him wantonly jacking off wherever he so chose in her house and apparently around her kids, so instead of booting the creep, she stabbed him.  He ran outside after calling the cops, but then went into the garage to finish flogging the bishop.

 The guys a sicko creep, but you gotta admit, he's focused.

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A few years ago, Maddox did a piece on the surge of EXTREME! Marketing.  I'm sure you saw this trend as well, if not on stuff you were buying, it was certainly in commercials on television and anywhere else an ad can be placed. 

Green has become the new X-TREME.  Nearly every car commercial now focuses on fuel efficiency.  I can deal with a handful of commercials that mention good gas mileage in passing, but when it begins to be an echo chamber, it starts to piss you off. 

Subaru is the worst offender, with a series of sappy commercials that must make Alvengelical Envirocultists and smug self righteous Limosine Liberals tight in the pants.  If I or one of you morons pityclicking my blog can find an online clip of this liberal morality porn, I'll post it, but till then you'll have to turn on a TV and watch the fucking thing yourself, but here's an article on it.

The commercial has a young guy in cheesy looking clothes only a college professor would find to be in good taste, and a caring, compassionate look on his face, with a lush forest background and a deer in the foreground.   He goes on to explain just how much Subaru cares about the environment, and they built a plant that's super eco friendly, and they don't use any landfill space, and all sorts of vapid platitudes about their environmental efforts. Vomit inducing, its such sappy bullshit, I'm tired of hearing it, and I hope the people who decided this ad campaign was a brilliant idea refer back to one of Maddox's other articles  so maybe they can redeem themselves for unleashing this feelgood hippie crap on the American populace. 

But here's the thing, even shit that is obviously NOT eco-friendly or has no relevence to the environment are being pimped as eco-friendly.  It literally means nothing to be eco-friendly.  So why even say it?  Is this just a trend, or is it more?

I hope to God that we have not reached a point where businesses are literally cowering at the Gilded Lily Alvengelicals, and are doing this out of fear.  Though it could be, even Big Oil is playing along with this bilge, and that ought to be telling. 

There was a point in American history where these EnviroCultists would have been too embarrassed to publicly talk about this Global Warming crap outside of a few hangouts for asshole hipsters and the back rooms of academia.  

There was also a point when cars didn't suck, they were big shiny roaring beasts covered in chrome, rolling works of art.  How far we've fallen. Need proof, look at the Prius, if that car were food, it would be stale marshmallow circus peanuts, without food coloring.  Its a plastic peanut, built for people who had their nuts removed ages ago.

The Prius drivers are almost as bad, living up to every stereotype that is cast upon them.  I once saw a Prius with a plate begging you to ask for his MPGs.  I was begging for an RPG, but it didn't materialize.  Which is bullshit, I wanna RPG one fucking hippie douche in his Smugmobile and I'm not allowed, yet God gets to annihilate how many people in the Old Testament? 

I can't wait till the backlash against the Alvengelicals is recognized, and every pound of carbon that wasn't belched forth into the atmosphere because of this hippie shakedown is sent up in the massive bonfire of Priuses, windmills and solar panels in mere hours.

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Ah, the frivolous and stupid, my crapblog bread and butter.  The victim was kicked in the head, not by a soccer player, or a ninja, or even Chuck Norris, but rather a guy swinging a prosthetic leg owned by his wheelchair-bound partner in crime.  They got away with his wallet and beer.  Poor bastard. 

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