Not that anyone should ever be surprised by the fact that Michael Moore is a  Truther, but here it is...

I loathe Truthers, that's really all I've got.  Its hard to put a good bit of literary flair on that hatred, though I think they should be flayed alive and left to bake in the Mojave sun...heh, I think I channeled Kevin Godlington during a RedEye taping there.


I was amazed to find out Noam Chomsky rejects the Truthers, and the JFK conspiracy theories, Allah has the link to that too. 

Thanks to Hotair.

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The Jawas scrounged this bit of disturbing crazy up.

  This guy is even more of a crackpot than Kucinich or Gravel...well, maybe not Gravel, he's HuffPo blogger Dal LaMagna (who? indeed), maybe he is turning the fight for the Foil Helmet Moonbat Brigades into a three way race.

Anyway, Dal LaMagna met with Sheik Hareth al-Dhari, who knows what Bin Laden's dick tastes like, and has been trying to ally the Al-Qaida types with Sunni insurgents. 

Its cliche at this point, but, they aren't antiwar, they're just for the other side.  And LaMagna is proof positive of this.

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This assclown has earned a $100million dollars from his Alvengelical Ministries Envirocult and the free market that he abhors.   Hmm, Maybe I should get a donor account and start demagoguing the occassional AoS moron that wonders in here....

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Jimmuh has gotten a case of the vapors over the fact that the Zionist NeoCon Global Conspiracy is working in their own self-interest by refusing aid to bloodthirsty Palestinian terrorist organization  Hamas in favor of supporting the marginally less bloodthirsty Fatah.

Carter, who has devoted his life to working against Western interests, will not stand for this.  At a meeting of Irish human rights campaigners, Jimmuh declares that the US Goverments refusal to give Hamas funds to be embezzled and used to make Qassam rockets and buy AKs was "Criminal."  No, Jimmuh, you dementia-addled, overfilled colostomy bag,  your continued support of terrorist organizations is criminal!

He then complains that funding Fatah over Hamas is an effort by the dastardly Jooooos, the US, and Europe to divide the Palestinians into two peoples.

For Jew-Hating Jimmuh, this poses a problem.  How are the Palestinians ever gonna drive the Israelis into the sea if the Retards with Rockets that run Gaza are firing them at each other?

The Dopey Dhimmuh then beams with pride to tell how brilliant and shrewd the Homicidal Hamas were in the elections that put them in power. 

He then again complains that the Zionist NeoCon Global Conspiracy was working to undermine stability in Gaza by working with the less belligerent Abbas and refusing aid.   Jimmy, you ignorant prick, maybe it was because you were in busy doing whatever it was you were doing in the White House when we learned it here in the US, but elections have consequences, when the Palestinians voted for Hamas, who are bent on destroying Israel , the people decided that they wanted war, and they're getting war. 

 He then can't help but engage in a little idol worship over His Heroic Hamastines, as they were able to beat back the better equipped Fatah, because if its "superior skills and discipline."  Wow, Jimmuh, did they like, kill 50 wolverines with a twelve gauge and 'numbchucks' in Alaska too? 

Its funny how you claim to want peace Mr. Carter, but can't help but go into a mastubatory frenzy at the news of Hamas achieving military victory over Fatah, sounds like, oh...I dunno, somebody is picking sides?

Lastly, Jimmuh is pessimistic things are gonna change, and laments the Palestinians latest move toward sealing their fate in blood.  He of course blames America and the Jooooos, and the EU, not the muderous death cult that runs Gaza right now.  Poor, Carter, it must suck being a cheerleader for the international equivalent of the eternally crappy Detroit Lions.

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Michael Moore's moneymen have already gone after people who posted copies of his Socialist propaganda movie Sicko on youtube, and I'm sure others are to follow.  I hope people keep copies of it out there, because if it makes that corpulent commie a few cents poorer, I'm all for it.

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Is this the media's veiled way of telling us that the zombie invasion is due to start soon? Or is Marv Albert just getting around a lot these days?  Time will Tell Friends, time will tell.  Till then, stay vigilant, make sure your gun is handy, your survival gear in order, and be ready to do your part to reclaim the earth from the undead.

Thanks to Hotair.com's  Headlines.

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Paul McCartney doesn't allow his band and crew to eat meat, and fired them for sneaking off and eating prohibited protein.   So being the enlightened and tolerant douche he is, he fires them. 

 Maybe if I'm ever in charge of my own business, I'll make it a rule you have to eat meat constantly or else you'll be fired.


Nah, Not really, because unlike intolerant elitist shitheads like Paul McCartney, I respect people's personal choices, as long as they don't try and force me to accept theirs, which is pretty much what Nugent said in his column.  It must be a hard concept to follow, given how many people can't seem to do it.


Wow, I really hate myself for writing that title...

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Y'all remember this?


There was a time when SNL was actually funny.  Its almost depressing to go back and see how far that show has fallen...

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All two of you...if I'm lucky.

Thanks for briefly pity-clicking my crapblog.

For This...

A movie based on Monopoly. 

Thrilling, yes?

Whatever, thanks Ace!


Anyway, I don't really watch many movies, mostly because I think most of them are utter crap.  Most of the movies I watch anymore are old classics or frivolous bullshit that is so bad its delightful.  This movie just sounds awful, without that exquisite awfulness of say Starship Troopers.

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Wow, They Really got Pissed!


Heh, this was a glorified excuse to use that fun headline. 


But anyway, yeah, don't beat up people over movies.  Unless it really REALLY sucks. 


Upon Actually reading the story, WTF?  What is it with Indians and going on rampages because of something happening with some star or movie? 

I'll never listen to someone bitch about how Americans obsess over Hollywood or the entertainment industry again.  I will say, I would go crazy and start burning shit if it upped my chances of scoring with some hot Bollywood chick.  Just sayin'

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Ronco, the Ron Popeil empire built with crappy gizmos and stupid infomercials just filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.


I guess they couldn't come up with a gizmo to remove crushing debts...

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This is why I have to believe in heaven and hell, at least roughly.  I just can't imagine shitheels like this can conceivably get punished enough in a lifetime on this earth.


This is one of the few times I hope a lawyer is an aggressive asshole.  The dirtbag who stole from this kid needs to spend the rest of his life living in a cardboard box after spending a good long time get asspounded in prison.

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I'm a huge fan of RedEye, so I'm happy to see them get good press.


One observation I'll make, watching RedEye is probably popular with a younger demographic because of its unique style.  Its kind of like watching the Internet, it has that same chaotic unrelenting feel, with no holds barred and the crazier the better.

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A future Senator is born!

Alright, a story:
 
 I was at one of these TGIF/RubyTuesday/Applebee's/Chili's/Tchotchke's (I'm not saying which one) places and forgot my ID a bit over ago. The server looked like Patton Oswalt if he was a patient at a burn unit.  Damn what an ugly mofo. I'll leave it to you to decide if you wish Patton Oswalt really was in a burn unit.


 Now, I'd forgotten my ID once or twice before, but the chicks that serve there always gave me the damn beer anyway.  Not Mr. Patton Oswalt Belt Sander Face, he not only had to say no, he had to do so in as loud and obnoxious a manner as possible in which a third of the restaurant had to have heard. 

OK, fine, I get it, you gotta play by the rules, but do you have to be such a damn dick Leprosyface?  I ended up with a Coke, but that fucker got a real shitty tip for his trouble, he was a lousy server to begin with.

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Heh.  Poor clown. 

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Another dickhead wants a ridiculous amount of money for a pair of pants.

What is it with jackasses demanding an abusive amount of compensation for a pair of fucking pants.  I don't think I've spent more than $70 on a pair of pants. 

I guess this is less abusive than Judge Asshole the Crybaby.  I feel awful for that poor family. 

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I hate reality shows, but this is a weird career choice...why?


Honestly, what the hell?  Why would Al Pacino even consider doing this shit?  Just retire, you can't possibly in that much need for money, I'm not, and I don't have any.

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This shouldn't even have to be a news story.

2000 students may have to repeat a grade for missing 20 days of school. 
The local Board of Education President pretty much told them they'll have to quit ditching school. 

Kudos to him for doing the right thing, and a heartfelt Fuck You to the politicos and lawyers who will inevitably reverse this through pressure because lazy parents who weren't bothered to show an interest in their kid's education suddenly become interested enough to bitch about the grave injustice of this decision.

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You've gotta admire his persistence.


This guy gets caught by police doing something called "drink-driving" in the UK.  Which is apparently like drunk driving here in the States, or the writer of the article is a dunce and decided to make up phrases...are we sure this story isn't from Australia?


Anyway, the guy manages to slip his cuffs, gets maced and whacked with a baton, getting his shirt ripped off in the scuffle and leads the police on a delightful little chase in the quaint English countryside whilst half naked, or some such shit.  Whatever, the guy got caught and is probably sitting in a pool of his own vomit in a drunk tank wondering what kind of hooker he hired that his face is burning and his shoulders and head all bruised right now.

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He's gotta have rotted out chunks of infected lung scraped out.  Sorry, were
 you eating?  Anyway, this snotty little prick needs his balls removed too, so the slimy lawyer bastard never reproduces.  I hope that surgery is done with a rusty iron spike.

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