Great job, Sean M.  You've ruined the fastest-growing moron blog with your wanton quoting of the AP.  Between whiskey chasers DPUD forwarded me their threatening response to your juvenile takedown posted yesterday:

Mr. Doubleplusunderd,

We at AP no like you copy text so much.  You pay us now or we shut your down you blog.  You use many word, pay much money, 135 to be paid dollar now.

We find internet strange and scary.  We just want make fine story in paper.  You no steal from us no more or we call lawyer.

Also, Iraq war lost and Israel bad.  All hail Obama, next president!  Only he save us from angry Gaia, who see bad gas make ocean exploditate.

No make us no more angry.  Send money real soon.

AP

PS:  We need money bady.  You want invest, buy ads, something?  Hit tip jar, please.

DPUD doesn't have that kind of cash laying around, you know.  And he's certainly not going to take it out of MY salary, since I don't get paid jack squat.

So now you all know: Sean M has ruined it for everybody, like that kid making fart jokes in second grade.

I hope you're proud of yourself, mister!

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