I've heard of an unfrozen caveman lawyer, but an unfrozen caveman journalist? It looks like the a certain news organization has one on staff:

Lincoln police arrest a 49-year-old man accused of firing a crossbow at his neighbor. Officer Katie Flood said the man got into an argument with his 25-year-old neighbor about the breed of the neighbor's dog Saturday evening. The owner said the dog was a pit bull, but older man said it was a Labrador.

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