Shocka! Obama Loving RINO Comes To The Defense Of David Frum

Fuck you, Worthless Buckley. Fuck you with the scorn of the people who admired your father only to see you become a worthless lemon party leftover using your name to bludgeon opponents. Fuck you for the martyr act. Fuck you for ignoring the other side of the Frum firing. And fuckingly fucked up fucking the steward in the linen closet you forever for claiming that you and your ilk are anything but fistfucking fuckheads.

Oh, and fuck off, for good measure.

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Wii What?

We need a new category, "We're not afraid enough of the Japanese".

That's a vid trailer for some Wii game that answers the question, "Can something be homo-erotic if it has a polar bear?"

I's funny to me that they think this makes Japanese people want to buy the game.
What scares me is that they may be right.

Via Tex who always brings the pre-wacked snakes.

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Important Moron Reminder

Earth Hour is tonight.

Be sure to turn on all your lights, appliances, vehicles and to roast spotted owl and baby seal over a tire fire.

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Are Democrats Hoping To Cash In On Violence?

Let me begin here: if the stories about any violence suggested or directed at members of Congress, their families, or others do occur, those who really do threaten people need to be dealt with. That said, I do find it ironic that as some of the stories about perceived threats over the legislative goatse party magically are less covered now than a few days ago, one Congressman and his media allies who all but crafted out of thin air a story about threats made against him now uses it in a fundraising letter.

Gee, it's almost as if the peaceful Democrats are hoping for something bad to happen, so that they can capitalize on it.

Fuck you, you ghouls. Fuck you with the flames of history you are hoping and wishing to recreate. Fuck you for your crass opportunism, hypocrisy, and desire to see people hurt to advance your goals. Fuck you And fucking fuck you with a fucking rusty candle if you think I will take your bait.

No, my act will be the ballot box. My act will be to expose your shit, hate, lies, and manufactured outrage. And my act will be to help send your asses to the retirement home or that mythical lobbying job you've been promised.

So fuck off,  lefties. And take your fundraising letters with you.

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"It's almost too much for parents to have to compete with that"

There is a simple two-letter word, which my parents used over and over when I was a little kid. A word that I'm sure has been used in one form or another since the invention of language. And the invention of children. Which was "NO."

Why am I not surprised that this nanny state shit is coming from California?

Actually, I'm fairly surprised that instead of trying to ban toys in fast food meals, these liberal douches aren't trying to slap an extra tax on them, instead.

(Oops, sorry if I gave anybody an idea.)

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Buy a Gun Day Can't Come Soon Enough

Update:   I just read the whole thing, as the say, and it appears to be more limited than I originally saw.  As most laws, it says one thing in the heading and then contradicts (further limits) itself below.  There is a yearly cost laid out and the restriction of health/natural disaster application is more or less specified.  I still think its unnecessary and overreaching and shouldn't be in there but I doubt Obama could actually use it for anything too nefarious.

Oh yeah, this bill was all about Healthcare, not the terrifying expansion of government power.

(1) IN GENERAL.–here shall be in the Service a commissioned Regular Corps and a Ready Reserve Corps for service in time of national emergency.
(2) REQUIREMENT.–All commissioned officers shall be citizens of the United States and shall be appointed without regard to the civil-service laws and compensated without regard to the Classification Act 2 of 1923, as amended.
(3) APPOINTMENT.–Commissioned officers of the Ready Reserve Corps shall be appointed by the President and commissioned officers of the Regular Corps shall be appointed by the President with the advice and consent of the Senate.
(4) ACTIVE DUTY.–Commissioned officers of the Ready Reserve Corps shall at all times be subject to call to active duty by the Surgeon General, including active duty for the purpose of training.

Remember, you're not paranoid if they really are out to get you.

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I would totally have sent this

A text from last night that I would have sent after getting my bar results if texting existed back then:

I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?

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Looking at education

Since we were talking about books earlier I thought I would recycle one of my old posts discussing how I think education could be more efficiently delivered.  Its kind of long winded so I put it below the fold.
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Yeah, but how did they taste?

So they found new homo-something-latin that we'd never seen before. *

I saw the link at the puppy blender's, just like you, and clicked to see if it was the Missing Link, but it wasn't. It was something cooler.

They just found another kind of intelligent hominid from 40,000 years ago that we had absolutely no idea had existed. That's pretty cool.

I wonder, did we ally with that type to kill off the neanderthals before killing and eating them or did we ally with the neanderthals against them before finishing off the neanderthals or did they form an alliance against us so we killed and ate them both at once?
And did they taste good? I bet, like us, they tasted like pork. I wonder if we made bacon out of them.

It really shows how little we know about the Earth. They never realized there was another type of human or near human living at the same time as us and the neanderthals.

So we're 2-0 so far against other intelligent species.
Goooooo Us!
May we continue undefeated until we kill ourselves off.

*Unless it's an East Anglia, Global-Archeological Warming 'Scientist', then pretend this post doesn't exist.

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Dog to police car: Om nom nom

Damn, he really ripped that cruiser up,

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How much are a bunch of dead babies worth?

So you remember how Stupak folded on his "no paying for abortions" requirement?
Well, apparently a bunch of dead babies are worth $726,409 for three, little-used airports in his district.
Not only is he a whore, he's a cheap whore.
Just business as usual with a Chicago-machine politician as POTUS.
Yay!
Via The Agitator

I couldn't figure out where this belongs. It started in Funniest End of Civilization Ever, went to Notes on the Revolution, then to Liberal Fail and now Obama's Fault. I think that's right.

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$150 a year for access to the Times and Sunday Times online?

Keep dreaming Rupert

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Say, what if Riverside County started deporting all criminal illegal aliens?

Or, maybe—and I'm just hoisting this up the flagpole to see if it'll fly—maybe they could cut off all taxpayer-funded services for illegal immigrants?  Like, say, if you can't prove that you're here legally as a citizen or a resident alien, maybe you don't get any benefits?

(Yeah, I know.  RAAAAACIST!!!!!)

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Question - What 5 books have most influenced your thinking over the years

I'm just curious -

Mine would probably be

1.  Starship Troopers
2.  The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
3.  Fields of Fire
4.  1984
5.  My 8th grade history book

Despite everything else I read these seem to be the ones I always comeback to as my grounding point.

(Oh and Jaws, how can anyone read that book and not take away the lesson that when you are hunting sharks you always need a bigger boat)

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1 Million hits and counting at The Hostages

Cheers to our fellow morons over at Hostages. 

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The Twat gets fired by AEI

Hahahahahaa,

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In Today's Made Up Threats Against Politicans News

First, we have the greatest throw ever in Ohio.

Then, we have the media claiming some funny stuff about Russ Carnahan (he who hosted a town hall where a black conservative guy was beaten up by union thugs) receiving threats.

You know, I am starting to believe that the left wants to create the image that they are being attacked and threatened. But that's just me.

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A nation of men not laws

Because I wasn't angry enough -

Out of idle curiosity, what's the Constitutional authority for "requiring" lenders to do this? I know, I know it's the I Won Clause.

Also there's this:


No! No! You don't say! Who would ever think that would happen.

You know, I'm really disappointed. Most third world countries at least have their Dear Leaders wearing kick ass military uniforms.

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Minions! Get me my tin foil!

I got the long form census and I am, bluntly, fucking furious at some of these questions.  Why, precisely, is the actual name of where I work necessary for demographic purposes?

I also do not believe, for one fucking second, that this information will be confidential.  I'm sorry.  I don't.  My medical records now aren't so why would these answers be?

Yeah.  I'm at that point.  I do, in fucking fact, believe that this info will be given to the DNC.  I do, in fucking fact, believe that this info will be given to SEIU.  What facts do I have to support that?  None.  Thus admitting I need more tin foil.  But I do not trust my government.  I don't.  And that makes me furious. 

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Lighter fare - I crown thee Queen of the Nerds

h/t

(If any of you haters start with the doubting that is going on over in the Topless Robot comments I will track you down, cut out your heart with a wooden spoon, and eat it in front of you.  At times like these we need something to believe in and I won't let you steal that from the people :-) )

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