Zazi Indicted on WMD Charges

Odd considering the lack of any indication that chemical, biological or nuclear weapons were present in any form.  Now, it may be the case that they were and we just haven't heard about them yet but if they weren't, we now have proof that Iraq was chock full of WMD's since apparently the term has been toned down to include any device intended for the mass harm.

Anyone have any information on what they mean by WMD in this charge?

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Awesome! The POTUS Stands Up For And With Israel

Whoops. Wrong POTUS.

Of course, the current one won't.

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Violent, Racist, Bitter Clingers Create Chaos And Riot-y Goodness At Protest March

Whoops. Wrong side of the aisle. Should be, "Leftist Dickbags Cause Riot-y Goodness And Mass Carnage." Lets see how much press this shit gets.

While covering an anti-G20 protest in Pittsburgh, a CNN reporter was hit with a chemical agent. It appears the chemical substance was fired by police at demonstrators in an effort to disperse the crowd. It is unclear from the video what event occurred to prompt the order declaring the demonstration illegal. It appears the demonstrators may have strayed from their assigned, agreed route, in an effort to get closer to the site of the G20 meeting.

Stolen from an idea X-Brad floated over at the Hotsausages.

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You're really one to talk

So, Rich Lowry liked Sarah Palin's speech in Hong Kong, and called her "an authentic, powerful voice of the populist right." Andrew Sullivan, natch, disagreed, claiming that Palin "remains a monument to cynicism, opportunism and deception." The title of this post could refer to that particular remark from St. Andi, but, no, I'm referring to the following...

She's a starburst meant to hold the teetering coalition together. And Lowry's still tumescent.

So, Sully, you're basically implying that another political commentator has a hardon for a politician?  Really?  You really want to go there, you slobbering fucking Obama fanboy?

Considering recent news, a remark about the pot calling the kettle black seems more appropriate than ever.

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Rush Limbaugh Runs Over Al Gore In An Electric Car

Then backs up and does it again.

On the Leno show.  It was pretty fucking funny.

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sheesh y'all are whiny

Since apparently there shall be whining if the hotassery is not bipartisan, I give you moar Ryan Reynolds. 

Mrs. Ryan Reynolds that is.



See what a noble, selfless, caring giver I am? 

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The awesome radiant light that is Obama causes terrorists to renounce intentions and embrace America as a force for good in the world

Emmmm - Not so much.

FBI ARRESTS JORDANIAN CITIZEN FOR ATTEMPTING TO BOMB SKYSCRAPER IN DOWNTOWN DALLAS

Car Bomb Placed at Scene Was Inert; Public Never at Risk

DALLAS – James T. Jacks, the U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Texas, and Robert E. Casey, Jr., Special Agent in Charge for the Dallas Office of the FBI, announced today that Hosam Maher Husein Smadi, 19, has been arrested and charged in a federal criminal complaint with attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction. Smadi, who was under continuous surveillance by the FBI, was arrested today near Fountain Place, a 60-story glass office tower located at 1445 Ross Avenue in downtown Dallas, after he placed an inert/inactive car bomb at the location. Smadi, a Jordanian citizen in the U.S. illegally, lived and worked in Italy, Texas, (approximately 45 miles south of Dallas).

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Tomorrow at the UN Obama will apologize for our cultural insensitivity and for not allowing this Jordanian jack-ass to actually blow the building up.

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Gee, you think so?

Mary Katherine Ham went to a pro-Obamacare rally in DC, where the following moment of sheer, nearly surreal irony took place:

In a surprising moment, one woman inadvertently delivered an eloquent and heart-wrenching argument against government health care while arguing for it. Her husband, she said, was dropped by his insurance company when he got sick, subsequently survived a massive heart attack, and then went on Social Security disability.

"But when he was approved for Social Security disability income, he was told he had to wait 24 months before he was eligible for Medicare. Why?... The federal government wanted him to die so they didn't have to pay for his medical expenses, and generously gave him two years to do it. Any of this could happen to anyone."

Captain Picard was not available for comment.

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Hey Green Goofs! Why Don't I Just Use Your Che T-Shirt Instead?

Seriously, how fucking stupid can you be to propose something as buttfuckingly retarded as this?

"At what price softness?" said Tim Spring, chief executive of Marcal Manufacturing, a New Jersey paper maker that is trying to persuade customers to try 100 percent recycled paper. "Should I contribute to clear-cutting and deforestation because the big [marketing] machine has told me that softness is important?"

He added: "You're not giving up the world here."

Toilet paper is far from being the biggest threat to the world's forests: together with facial tissue, it accounts for 5 percent of the U.S. forest-products industry, according to industry figures. Paper and cardboard packaging makes up 26 percent of the industry, although more than half is made from recycled products. Newspapers account for 3 percent.

But environmentalists say 5 percent is still too much.

Felling these trees removes a valuable scrubber of carbon dioxide, they say. If the trees come from "farms" in places such as Brazil, Indonesia or the southeastern United States, natural forests are being displaced. If they come from Canada's forested north -- a major source of imported wood pulp -- ecosystems valuable to bears, caribou and migratory birds are being damaged.

And, activists say, there's just the foolish idea of the thing: old trees cut down for the briefest and most undignified of ends.

"It's like the Hummer product for the paper industry," said Allen Hershkowitz, senior scientist with the Natural Resources Defense Council. "We don't need old-growth forests . . . to wipe our behinds."

The reason for this fight lies in toilet-paper engineering. Each sheet is a web of wood fibers, and fibers from old trees are longer, which produces a smoother and more supple web. Fibers made from recycled paper -- in this case magazines, newspapers or computer printouts -- are shorter. The web often is rougher.

So, when toilet paper is made for the "away from home" market, the no-choice bathrooms in restaurants, offices and schools, manufacturers use recycled fiber about 75 percent of the time.

But for the "at home" market, the paper customers buy for themselves, 5 percent at most is fully recycled. The rest is mostly or totally "virgin" fiber, taken from newly cut trees, according to the market analysis firm RISI Inc.

Big tissue makers say they've tried to make their products as green as possible, including by buying more wood pulp from forest operations certified as sustainable.

Hey, why don't you squidfucking shitheads give up one or two of your Che or Obama T-Shirts and wipe your own collective asses with them? Maybe then they would be useful. Or, better yet, what about Obama's autobiography?  How many trees died for that shitheap?

Oh, and fuck you if you think I am going to give up comfort when it comes to wiping my ass in exchange for saving a tree. Those trees were planted by Johnny Appleseed's unholy orgy with Mother Gaia just for my pleasure, and for you to tell me that I would be better off sticking a pinecone up my ass is the height of arrogance, and just plain stupid. I don't see you and your quiche eating granola fuckers giving up your expensive clothes, cars, or houses to help the environment, so why should I give up my comforts?

Gah! Now I just want to go out, set a pile of tires on fire, and use car battery acid to extinguish it and see you weep.

Fucking idiots!

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yet moar in depth content

The expression on Ryan's face pretty much sums up my response to today.  Not to mention to the Obama Administration in general.  Yes, I totally looked at his face.  Eventually.

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Stupid question time

Why am I not hearing anyone floating John Bolton for president in 2012?

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I'm noticing a trend

First there's ACORN threatening to sue Breitbart, claiming an expectation of privacy to aid in child trafficking and prostitution.  And now we have B. Bernice Young Elementary School considering legal action against the person who videotaped the attempt to turn schoolchildren into Obamatons.  I'm eagerly awaiting the lawsuit, as the person who filmed the indoctrination is a classmate of President Obama's at Harvard and the author of "I Am Barack Obama".



_{(video without background music courtesy of Drew at the Head Moron's)}

There's an interesting debate over whether ACORN and its employees had an expectation of privacy while conducting business, and I'm sure the same discussion will arise regarding the privacy of the schoolchildren.  It appears that B. Bernice Young Elementary school is primarily concerned with protecting their own backsides, rather than protecting or educating their students.

I found something interesting when I was poking around for assessment data for the school - B. Bernice Young Elementary is a school that only educates grades kindergarten through second grade.  So yes, those kids are as young as they look. 

There's an interesting broader issue that's coming up as a result of living in a digital age, when everyone has a videocamera in the form of a cell phone welded to their hand.  From Hofstra to ACORN to B. Bernice, privacy in semi-public places is about to be redefined.

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In spite of their own crippling stupidity, GOP might be able to take back House in 2010

Lefties are sweating, as well they should be, I think we'll successfully bog down any major health care initiative, the Democrats and Obama wasted their political capital with Porkulus, which, while very damaging, isn't as damaging as Marxist Medicine.  And yes, I think they could have had some disastrous state run health care plan it if they wanted it in the first four months of Obama's term, given the embarrassing slapfights on the GOP side over which one of them got to slob his knob first.

The good news for us now is that they've now got moderates and independents back to recognizing that liberals will fritter away trillions of dollars on useless shit every time you give them the chance, and liberals are going to be superfuckingpissed because they by all means should have their socialist medicine.  Thankfully, the Democrat leadership fucked up and lost one of the rare opportunities they could have made socialist medicine happen. 

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I completely agree with this

Mark Steyn a bit ago filling in for Rush:  "When it's between the dictator and the municipal zoning board, I'll take the dictator."

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Too Bad Obama Isn't As Ballsy As Stephen Harper

Fuck yeah, eh.

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TARP Money Going To ACORN? I'm Shocked! Shocked I Tell You!

In news as surprising as discovering that college football is corrupt, TARP Money may be tied to ACORN. Yeah, I know. Knock me over with a feather..

And in a move even less surprising, the Chicago Way is involved, in the name of Jamie Dimon. I found this nugget interesting.

Dimon, of course, is no white-shoe East Coast banker. He’s a Chicago Democrat, deeply plugged in to Obama’s machine — he was said to be Obama’s choice for secretary of the Treasury until advisers convinced the president to go with Tim Geithner — and so it’s no surprise to find his company shunting money ACORN’s way. And where there are Chicago Democrats and a whiff of corruption, can the name Daley be far away? Bill Daley, brother of Chicago mayor Richard Daley and son of Boss Daley, runs JPMorgan Chase’s charitable foundation and also is in charge of the bank’s “corporate social responsibility” office. While it would be unfair to visit the sins of the father (and the brother, and the rest of the Chicago machine) upon the son, Daley is not the first name that comes to mind when one thinks of “social responsibility.” Even leaving aside his family connections, Mr. Daley represents precisely the overlap of Wall Street, Democratic machine politics, and ACORN that ought to give sober observers pause.

Well, if it's sober observers you want, stay away from Congress. But I digress. These two groups are more incestuous than European royalty, and their innerworkings, including the relation another Chicago hack with ties to the banking industry need to be exposed.

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OK, Who Is Up For A Joint Trainiung Exercise With The Swedish Army?

I am, especially if the women come along.

The poor quality of the standard-issue sports bras prompted a group by female soldiers at the LV 6 military base in Halmstad to voice their displeasure to representatives from the Council recently.

The women complained that the bras’ fasteners have a tendency to come undone when the women performed rigorous exercise, forcing the female soldiers to take off all of their equipment in order to refasten the brassieres.

You are welcome.

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What business is it of yours? Oh, it's not.

Looks like the exchange of ideas between Deval Patrick and his good buddy, Barack Obama, is a two-way street...

Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick said Wednesday he has instructed state employees to stop doing business with Hyatt hotels until it rehires 100 housekeepers it fired last month.

Hyatt Hotel Corp., citing declining revenues, laid off the Boston-area housekeepers and replaced them with lower-paid workers from a Georgia company.

Now, there are some details in the article that make it sound like Hyatt fired these workers in a pretty dickish manner, but it doesn't sound to me (and, granted, I'm not a law-talkin' guy) like they did anything illegal. That said, since when does an elected official get to push around a private business over its own internal personnel decisions?

Oh, right. Since sometime around January 20th of this year.

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In depth content

I'll just be over there with that carton of cigarettes for a bit.

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The Commies Know Their Own

 
Picture taken in Peking.
Article here, via Are we lumberjacks?

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