This is my impression of the Right Wing if we were as immature, hypocritical, viscious and devoid of irony and humor as the left has been for the last 8 years:

OBAMA IS FUCKING HITLER!!!!  HE'S A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER AND HE SHOULD BE IMPEACHED AND PUT IN PRISON AND WHILE I DON'T SUPPORT THE ASSASSINATION OF OBAMA THERE SHOULD STILL BE A PLAY MADE THAT BASICALLY ENDORSES THAT ACT AND ALL THE CRITICS SHOULD JERK OFF PUBLICLY AT HOW AWESOME IT IS AND EVERY THING OBAMA DOES IS EVIL OR STUPID OR DIABOLICAL BUT STILL FUCKING STUPID EVEN THOUGH IT IS CLEVER AND AMERICA IS EVIL BECAUSE THAT CHIMPY MONKEY IS IN CHARGE AND EVERYONE HATES US AND THEY SHOULD AND I HOPE WE FAIL OVER AND OVER AT EVERYTHING WE ATTEMPT AND WE SHOULD BURN THE FLAG BUT DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM BECAUSE DISSENT BY DEFINITION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM BECAUSE SOMEBODY FAMOUS SAID THAT AND THAT MAKES IT TRUE UNLESS THE FAMOUS PERSON IS A DEMO-RAT IN WHICH CASE IT IS A VILE LIE EVEN IF THEY BELIEVED IT AT THE TIME BECAUSE ONLY THE OTHER TEAM LIES AND IF YOU QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM IT PROVES YOU ARE UNPATRIOTIC LEAVING ASIDE THE UTTER RETARDEDNESS THAT IS MY FLAG-BURNING ASS QUESTIONING YOUR PATRIOTISM WHILE DEMANDING YOU APOLOGIZE FOR EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INSINUATION THAT MAYBE MY CONSTANT ROOTING FOR THE OTHER TEAM AND INABILITY TO SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT AMERICA COULD EVEN REPRESENT A TINY SMIDGE OF NON-PATRIOTIC BEHAVIOR YOU FASCIST PIECE OF SHIT WARMONGERING MURDERING BABY-HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111*

* - God I hate this shit.  By all accounts we should just constantly attempt to ruin Obama's life but, being mature, we just... can't get upset about the trivial stupid bullshit the left managed to stay permanently enraged about for 8 years.  I think they just have our number on the stupid, childish rage angle and I'm not sure how we counter that advantage.

Beyond that, I do feel a bit better having ranted.

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Since we all seem to be in the dumps and/or filled with venomous rage over the Immaculation (as Rush called it), I thought we could use some good news. 

Bill Ayers not allowed into Canada

Blah blah blah academic freedom blah blah blah - let me get to the important point to me.

ha HA!

And, yeah, it's a freaking mystery why anyone would think he could be a threat to anything.  Really.  No clue why anyone would think that.

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If I hear one more goddamned thing about this inaugeration I'm going to lose my fucking mind.  If it weren't for the recent posts featuring scantily clad hot chicks in thigh-highs I might have already lost it. 

I mean, did you hear?  Its cool to wave the American flag again.  When wasn't it?

I'm so fucking tired of these people acting like their fucking war agaisnt America for the last 8 years didn't happen while they expect us all to just smile and accept Obama's super-fucking-awesomeness.  They'd say "well, Bush sucked and Obama is great, that's why its different."  But it isn't different.  47% of America doesn't like Obama just as much as their 47% didn't like Bush when he was elected.  It is exactly fucking the same. 

Anyway, fuck 'em.  I wrote a REALLY LONG ALL-CAPS INSANE RANT HERE written as if I was just as hysterical and retarded as your average lefty but it got deleted when a sidling coworker surprised me into pushing backspace without focus on the form.

I'll exact my revenge soon.  If there is a lot of demand for my "impression" of the left for the last 8 years as it applies to Obama, I may add it later.

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As you may know by now, I am deeply frustrated with the group of defeatist bloggers, opinion makers, and pundits who seem more than happy that Obama won so that they can secure book deal, issue snarky comments in retaliation for their guy not getting picked for something or other reasons known only to them. Well, since this Axis Of Defeatism doesn't even offer a blueprint for victory, instead hoping that hiding under the bedsheets and asking "exit questions", confident that they have enablers and defenders in their corner to fight back any critics, will work in 2016, I guess it falls to others to do so.

In that regard, I may have found a person who does have a plan, and it kinda makes sense: infiltrate Hollywood and Pop Culture as much as possible. And Breitbart makes the case better than I ever could.

OK. But how?

 

The Democratic Party resonates on the Internet because it resonates in pop culture. The Democratic Party resonates in pop culture because it has been committed to dominating it for over a generation.

Democrats are celebrities, rock stars, magazine covers and stadium concerts. Republicans are a small list of famous people who have to make public excuses for their affiliation.

Democrats throw parties, get models to show up, and Red Bull and Stoli pick up the tab. Republicans feature a no-host bar hoping an astronaut from the Mercury mission stops by.

Democrats pull off a star-studded, entertainment-laden Obama acceptance speech at Invesco Field. Republicans get a black dude to wear red, white and blue and perform a 1985-era patriotic rap song dressed as Uncle Sam.

The spectacular Will.I.Am song and video, "Yes We Can," could not be duplicated by Republicans if T. Boone Pickens airdropped his fortune on the RNC headquarters.

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Namely, a stab wound.

A man who was stabbed at the York Hotel Saturday night opted to return to the bar to finish his beer rather than seek medical attention.

Police responded to 10401 96 St. hotel just after 9 p.m. with reports that a man had been stabbed.

When they arrived, they found the victim at his table drinking beer.

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It's that the cigar companies, fearing S-CHIP will beat them into submission with their "floor tax" and other levies, sre selling many of their inventory at below cost just to get rid of items. That means great savings for cheapskates like me. In fact, I went to the online site for my favorite vendor and stocked up.

Yay me! 

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I went to a local shooting range today with my dad and brother (home on leave). Bummer was that it was a pistol only range, so I brought my Taurus Judge (.45 Colt Ammo), .38 Revolver, and .22 Ruger, while my dad brought his .38 and my brother brought his .357 Magnum. That damn place was packed today, so we had to share one lane three ways, switching our targets when it was our turn.

I combined my three handguns on my target at 7 yards since the range cadre told us we had to start there, and they would tell us if we could send it farther down range. Here is what would happen to a zombie if it came withing 7 yards of me.

The Judge really has minimal kick. My one shot out of the ordinary was my first one with it, and that was because I gripped a little too tight, anticipating a monster kick. But damn, is it smooth! My only beef with my Judge is that the Colt Ammo I have is Cowboy Action Load, and it is really smoky. But other than that, I love it. And the other two hoglegs kick ass as well.

After that, I took my brother's .357 Magnum and my Judge 15 yards down range to see what would happen.

Not as good, but where I live, I doubt that I would need to be super accurate beyond 7-10 yards anyway. If so, that is what my rifle is for.

All in all, shooting is fun, and it really relieves stress and tension in a way that beats a stupid massage.

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I found a pair of shoes I think you'll like.  I'll just tuck them down here, under the fold...


more...

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Can somebody please just wake me up when Tuesday is over?

"This is a moment of history, having the first person of color/biracial president, so we want the T-shirt," said Sara Raley, an assistant professor of sociology at McDaniel College who recently taught a class on consumer behavior. "That's who we are as Americans. It's like it doesn't count if you don't get the T-shirt."

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Jonn Lilyea and the rest of the crew at This Ain't Hell have been following various players of the IVAW, Code Pink and other anti-war groups, and do a damn good job of it.  Jonn's got an excellent post deconstructing the twit who tried to get Alice to take down the video of him shouting into a bullhorn during a public demonstration.

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Partying in a sewer?

A hazardous materials team was called the the scene to determine whether the unconscious man was overcome by fumes.

After being removed from the sewer by firefighters, the unconscious man was taken to a local hospital, where it was determined that he had passed out from drinking, according to police.

The four men were charged with trespassing.  One of the group is charged with destruction of government property for breaking the window of a police cruiser.

The men were all between 30 and 50 years of age, according to police.

They entered the storm sewer from a nearby field, walked about 150 feet into the pipe, and ended up under a residential area in Herndon, investigators said.

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She seems to yet another O-Bot to believe the whole "magic unicorns will pay our bills for us" line.

Gladden, in a video interview you can see here, told the intrepid political reporter, “It doesn’t matter if the state of Maryland is broke as long as Barack Obama is going to be President of the United States â€“ this is great!”

Not so great if you’ve just lost a job, your home, your 401k or your health insurance. 

But to Lisa Gladden, it doesn’t matter if we starve in the streets; nor does it matter that Maryland state workers are being furloughed; nor does it matter that crime in the city she represents is among the worst in the country; nor does it matter that her mayor (Sheila Dixon) has been indicted on charges ranging from theft to perjury; nor does the $1 billion dollar shortfall facing the state.

As long as Obama is president we can just put on our rose-colored eyewear, hold hands, and enjoy the ride to hell in our Barack-logoed handbasket.

Here’s hoping Senator Gladden heads the committee that oversees Obama’s historic Inaugural Day walk across the waters of the Reflecting Pool. 

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From Obamajugend to Obamabteilung.  Ah, and good to see someone is also trying to repeal the 22nd Amendment for Chancellor Obama.

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Although The One is about to usher in a new age of bounty, world peace, and pollution-eating unicorns, I don't think we can count on the angrier of the country's lefties to cool their jets as far as BDS is concerned. For example, let's look at this post, titled, "Nobody Died in The Plane Crash"...

But Bush is still guilty of war crimes. When will the mainstream press get around to finding the time to report on them? Waterboarding was only the beginning of the depravity, which apparently went so far as torturing the testicles of toddlers. Are we ever going to face up to the fact that the Bush administration really was intent on rolling back the cause of human justice to the 1600's?

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I guess they like to have different types of reading material on display up there.

The controversy began this week when a West Vancouver woman, taking her 13-year-old daughter shopping at the store, came across a display that featured an accessible copy of BUTT that contained, as she put it, “a full, double-page spread of two men engaged fully in a sex act.”

She complained to the store manager and the operators of the mall.

In its first comment on the controversy that has led West Vancouver's bylaw office to fine the store in the city's Park Royal mall, spokesman Ryan Holiday said the company supports its gay customers “and anyone who enjoys the magazine.”

“The accidental placement of the magazine was fixed, but it should not be used as an excuse to limit diversity or free expression as those are fundamental values of American Apparel,” Mr. Holiday said Friday in an e-mailed statement from the company's Los Angeles head office.

He declined to answer other questions posed in a subsequent e-mail. He had initially suggested The Globe and Mail put its questions to a specific representative of Egale Canada, which promotes equality for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered people. However, that official did not respond to calls.

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It seems as though a first DUI is no big deal.

Wisconsin is the only state that treats first-offense drunken driving as a forfeiture - and that law should "absolutely not" be changed to make it a crime, said Van Hollen.

"There are a great number of people - people I know personally - who have first offenses," Van Hollen said. "I don't consider them criminals, and I wouldn't want them to be tagged that way for the rest of their lives for having made what can legitimately be called a mistake."

Wisconsin used to treat first-offense drunken driving as a crime, but it was smart to make it a civil violation, Van Hollen said.

"We are able to get more people into treatment because (first-offenders) are more willing to plead to it, when they're not going to be convicted of a crime," he said. "It may be the reason why we have so many of our first-offenders who do not end up being second-offenders."

But Kari Kinnard, executive director of Mothers Against Drunk Driving in Wisconsin, said Van Hollen is wrong and first-offense drunken driving should be a crime. Statistics show that most drunken drivers who kill people have no previous convictions, Kinnard said.

"It's a dangerous, and quite often deadly, behavior - no matter what offense it is," she said. "We need to send a message that this behavior will not be tolerated."

Two legislators are considering a proposal that would make first-offense drunken driving a crime if someone commits a second offense within 18 months of the first. But there is no widespread support in the Capitol for making first-offense drunken driving a crime.

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Roland Emmerich is going to direct the Foundation movies

Look. I love Emmerich. I actually have a soft spot in my head heart for The Day After Tomorrow. That being said? This has the potential for Epic Fail. Cannot. Wait.

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...you want to look your best for the coming Inauguration of The One, right? Well, now you can get Obama nails!

Small photos are glued onto the acrylic nail and not just of the future commander in chief. His wife Michelle and the whole first family fit as well.

"He's a family man," Temeka said. "So that when you look at that nail people are always excited to see the family on it."

This kind of Obama handy work takes time, about ten minutes for each nail. And the price tag for all ten fingers looking presidental? $55.

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I remember seeing this movie four years ago when it first came out, and I was just reminded of its existence/awesomeness.  Bruce Campbell thinks he's Elvis.  Ossie Davis thinks he's JFK.  Can their powers combined defeat a mummy?  Well, watch Bubba Ho-tep and find out.

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