Don't worry, I'm pretty sure you'll probably never feel as disappointed as this moonbat and his comrades felt when they weren't able to get close enough to The One.  Drink deep of the schadenfreude-y goodness.

(Thanks to Wickedpinto.)

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I know Ace posted something (I forgot the link) chronicling Round 1 of Newsbuster's coverage of MSNBC and its comically blatant bias. Well, they are up with almost four new posts (and counting, I'm sure) exclusively on the network that gave up even the faintest pretense of neutrality long ago. And of he new ones, my favorite has to be this one, where Matthews and Olbermann take on those who heckled President Bush.

Now, Matthews did criticize the hecklers, because he thought it was bad form. So far, so good. Nice to see he at least had a modicum of respect for the man and the office. Olbermann, however, stayed true to his moonbat roots as his reasoning for calling out the hecklers.

CHRIS MATTHEWS: Don’t do that. Don’t boo, don’t boo, don’t boo.

RACHEL MADDOW: That’s a surprise. We’re hearing some booing and that is a surprise.

MATTHEWS: Bad form here.

MADDOW: That is not what I expected.

[SPECTATORS CAN BE HEARD CHANTING "Hey, hey, goodbye"]

KEITH OLBERMANN: Far be it forme to have been critical of anyone critical of this President, obviously, but, unfortunately, during that demonstration, something of the introduction of Mrs. Obama was lost because people were singing the, they still are, the "Hey, hey," song from various sporting events over the year, towards the 43rd President.

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Looking for the first intelligent use of an Apple product*?

Look no further.

No need to thank me for the sexual arrousal.  Its just another free service I provide.

* - Other than infecting the mother ship with a virus in Independence Day.  Priceless. 

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Obama's fault today?  I'm struck with an overwhelming melancholy after it became official.  I think there are several reasons for this but the most striking is the feeling that a truly important and amazing era of my life and United States history is over and that the next era will bring with it much more terror and desperation than we have seen in half a century.

Our enemies are emboldened, our allies content with our self-castration and our fellow citizens apparently eager to bankrupt the treasury in exchange for a little Hope and Change.

It is imperative that we hound this man on policy and culture and in every other way that will lead to his defeat in 2012.  While he cannot destroy a country in four years it is evident that by the next election he will have laid the groundwork for America's permanent removal from the pantheon of great and powerful nations.  By then he will have had time to devestate our military, abandon any overseas commitments that may have racist overtones, start at least half a dozen pointless "humanitarian" conflicts in places no American should ever step foot and borrow our economy into a state of permanent recession. 

What enemy wouldn't take a shot at the title after that? 

I felt relief after the election.  It was finally over.  But now I realize that was the most false sense of contentment I could have experienced.  This borderlng-on-open Marxist will use every dirty trick in the book to remain in power including turning the Government into a 24/7 campaign commercial until election day 2012.  We will need all of our resolve, creativity and resources to compete with this. 

I'm glad Obama's Ace HQ was able to have fun today because I fear we have a very grim four years to look forward in which the balance of a nation hangs.  

Let's nail these motherfuckers to the wall.

P.S.: You cocksucking five-year-olds that taunted the President on his departure can throat-wrap the barbed cock of Satan and gargle his demon lava.  I find it unbelievable that modern partisans could use lessons in decorum and class from the fucking hippies at Woodstock.  

[Rage has removed ability to form sentences properly.]

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Especially for Alex more...

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Seems that Kennedy had seizures.  Byrd was apparently stunned to realize that Obama wasn't there to serve lunch.

Breaking...

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It seems Arab Media is *shock* helping out Hamas.

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Isn't the outgoing President supposed to give one last televised speech before he jets out of DC? 

Or is that a perk reserved for Democratic presidents trying to steal the limelight from their Republican replacements?

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America's first openly Marxist president!

Remember kids, dissent is the highest form of patriotism!

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Dammit! I am still fat and bald, my car still needs gas, and that unicorn hasn't arrived yet. What gives?

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I think not. 

I don't agree with much of  Barack Obama's agenda, but at least I respect the office.

Oh, and Michael Moore?  You can burn in hell.

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It is now officially the last day of George W Bush's term as President. In mere hours, all of Washington will be run by the Democrat Party, as we on our side begin to rebuild and recalculate how we will someday return to power. As many others have stated, while I disagreed vigorously with many aspects of the Bush Presidency, I will miss him, and I really do feel a bit sad. However, as a (sometimes foolish) optimist, I try not to look back, but forward. I try not to refight the last battle, but look forward to the next one, and how we can win again, using the lessons learned from the past eight years. Here are a few rambling ideas of mine.

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Fuck you.  Fuck your sudden phony sense of patriotism.  Fuck your calls for unity.  Fuck your claims that we're all in this together now, since your guy won.  Fuck you all with a red-hot poker.  Please feel free to fuck off, take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, and die in a fucking fire.

love and kisses,
Sean M.

(Via Moron Central.)

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Apparently Michelle Obama gave someone a hug. 



*swoon*

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With the entire nation poised to become Candyland tomorrow at about noon Eastern, some pathetic dickheads just can't let go of their BDS:

Hill's sister, Ashley Hill of Durango, Colo., picked up a pair of strappy brown leather sandals from one of the piles of donated shoes strewn around Dupont Circle. Hill pointed his camera phone.

"This is totally cathartic," Hill said as he snapped a shot of Ashley launching the sandals. "How can you resist?"

The shoes bounced off the Bush doll's midsection, forcing a local television cameraman to duck as they sailed past his head.

On the stage nearby -- behind a neat line of boots, loafers and sneakers -- Gael Murphy, co-founder of the antiwar group Code Pink, called Zaidi courageous and thanked "everyone who has stood up and spoken truth to power in their own way."

"Hold onto your shoes," Murphy said to the crowd of about 100 protesters. "The struggle is not over."

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Since US Airways refuses to confirm that it's the same airplane, I'm going to have to make a possibly life-saving decision: I'm never ever flying US Airways from LaGuardia to Charlotte, ever ever ever.

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Since I promised a rant for a rant, I feel that I must hold up my end of that deal.

The following is my reaction to the Prop. 8 map and to Tom Hanks decreeing that those who opposed Prop. 8 are unamerican.

Below the fold due to possible overuse of profanity.
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Shockingly, that whole "sacrifice", "pain", and "spread the wealth" thing seems to be getting a lot of love from The Deciders, who have all but declared themselves cheerleaders for Obama. Not only that, but, ironically, they are claiming we can no longer afford dissent, and the "need to rise above politics" meme, what with The Arrival of The Messiah less than 24 hours away.

Well, I think more than anytime than I can remember in all the years I've been doing this, the country is paying attention. The phrase I've been using, "The nerve endings of the country are exposed." And now, after the election and given the magnitude of the problems that we're facing, even Republicans are cheering him on. They want this to work and they're willing to set aside, you know, a lot of what we've been through for the last eight years and beyond that in terms of the ideological food fights. And they're saying, "Look, we've got to get through this together." There is going to be some pain. The economic conditions, the objective reality is they're very, very difficult. And you can't even find a model that fits, in our lifetime, for what we're facing now. And what we've learned in the last four months, just when we think we've gotten to higher ground we go off the cliff again. And I think that has meant for the country not just a crisis of confidence, but sheer terror on the lot of a lot of people, and with good reason.

And Chuck Todd is pushing the angle that we all need s torturous visit to the doctor for our own good

this speech for the stimulus package last week, I thought it was one of his surprisingly weaker performances. It was very dry, it didn't ask for any sacrifice from the, the country, it was all about government. And it was an odd thing, because it was supposed to be a speech that was to the American people, getting them – to buy in on this, and he didn't ask for any buy-in. Now, maybe they were waiting till the inaugural address to do that, but I think that that is the number one thing a lot of Obama's supporters on the intellectual side of this are all wondering; "OK, Bush didn't do this after 9/11. We're counting on you to do this. How are you going to do it and how are you going to make that real?"

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