Are you in Georgia?

If so, then why the hell are you reading this Moronblog?  Go vote for Saxby Chambliss.

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Mel Martinez to step down

Good riddance, but let's hope we end up with a somewhat decent replacement.

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Nelson Muntz Ha Ha Award Winner: Steve Jobs

Aww, wittle Macs not immune to viruses?  HA HA.

...mac/PC flamewar in 3...2...

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Bailouts? We don't need no steenking bailouts!

No, instead, let's follow the advice of this L.A. Times douchetool and just nationalize General Motors.  Yeah, that's the ticket.

Oh, and Dave Burge, call your office.

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Hope, Change, And Deer Falling From The Sky!

Now, deer are flinging themselves off of bridges out of sheer ecstacy from The Messiah's looming "rule". Or oncoming traffic. But I'll blame Obama.*

Police in Indiana say five deer that wandered onto a highway overpass have jumped to their deaths on Interstate 69, one of them crashing through a tractor-trailer's windshield.

Indiana Department of Natural Resources spokesman John Salb says the deer may have been spooked by cars as they were crossing the overpass Friday. They fell 20 to 30 feet onto the highway.

Police say the driver of the tractor-trailer rig struck by one of the deer was not injured.

*Look, I'll start blaming everything on The One, since the moonbats have blamed everything including the Teapot DOme Scandal on Bush.

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For Future Reference

I will exhaust myself torturing anyone that even contemplates making my daughter cry like this.

Seriously.  I'll be panting with fatigue by the time this individual's desperate screams end with a soul screaming to hell.

You know, just in case you were wondering.

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"Some may think it's a bit freaky"

Feeling lonely?  Feeling blue?  If so, just watch the following video and feel secure in the knowledge that you'll probably never be anywhere nearly as creepy and sad as this guy: 

*Mild Content Warning*

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I Am Again Proud To Be A Missourian

Especially since geniuses such as this guy almost removed himself from the gene pool.

Forty-nine-year-old Randy Goodman said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.

The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called "15 seconds of hell." The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots.

Unfortunately, this guy only suffered head injuries, so nothing important was damaged.

Dumbass should have know that you always check to make sure the deer is dead first.

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Ah Shit! Here We Go Again!

Another bomb blast in India. This time on a train.

The explosion occurred shortly after the train arrived at Diphu railroad station, about 200 miles (300 kilometers) south of Gauhati, the capital of Assam state, said District Magistrate M.C. Sahu.

The train was heading from Lumding in central Assam to the eastern commercial hub of Tinsukhia, Sahu said.

While no one immediately claimed responsibility for the attack, an intelligence official said an ethnic insurgent group, Karbi Longri National Liberation Front, fighting for wide autonomy in the state for the past five years was suspected. He spoke on condition of anonymity as he was not speak publicly about the details.

The front is one of the three groups active in the region; the other two groups have reached cease-fire accords with the government.

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Former judge steals sixth of landowner's property

Basically, a couple bought this land so that they could develop it later in life, so it was a basic, unimproved lot.  Some vermin judge and his partner claimed a third of the land, arguing squatter's rights.  So, $400,000 and a few trials later, the family settled on giving the vermin judge a sixth of their land.  Disgusting. 

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Let's Talk Women

An important documentary on an important topic.

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Are you ready for Senator Bill Clinton?

We could only be so lucky.  The policies wouldn't be any more horrifying than Hillary!'s, and think of the comedy gold.

That being said, I don't think he wants the pay cut.

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FCC wants to nationalize the intarwebs

Basically, they want to offer a "free" lower speed intarwebs with controlled content, subsidized by people who use paid intarwebs.  Clever how they're going about this, let's just say the Huck brand social cons better not be dumb enough to fall for this Trojan horse.

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Great Moments In Transporting Goods

I doubt this guy has the correct D.O.T. Authorization, surety bond, and insurance.

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Why it took so long to secure the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel

I'm no expert on guns or urban warfare, but this doesn't exactly seem like the most effective way to...well...do whatever it is this guy was trying to do.



Hey India, maybe it's about time for you to start spending money on training your army?  Just a thought.

(h/t)

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On nightmares

I had a dream last night that the RNC Chairman had been chosen.  Who was it?  The answer is below the fold.

more...

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In my Christmas stocking I want, part 2

Glittery reindeer crap ornaments.  Not crappy ornaments, crap ornaments.  As in, Rudolph ate a pile of tinsel and then used your stocking as a porta-potty.

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Encancerated*

You'd think that people, upon sight of the charred human wreckage left in his wake, might consider avoiding insulting and attacking Mark Steyn.

You'd be wrong.

* - From the Latin, "Encancerate" meaning to be struck with such ferocity that one is immediately diagnosed with cancer. To demonstrate, I provide you this example:

 

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Greatest American Hero

Well, it seems that CNN has finally come to its senses and decided that we should hold off on the deification of our president-elect:

Remember, Obama hasn't taken office as president, only glimpsed the Oval Office as a visitor and won't take over until January 20.

But already, he's being compared to the most remarkable leaders the United States has ever had.

The article goes on to discuss which of those "most remarkable leaders" Obama is being compared to, including JFK, Lincoln, FDR, and...Bill Clinton. Really? I mean, I'm the kind of guy who believes in the idea of letting the judgment of history define the impact of a presidency, but lumping Clinton in with those guys just seems, well, wrong.

Oh, and you've got to love the way the article ends:

The Americans who are comparing him to those remarkable predecessors are putting a lot of faith in a man they barely know.

Yeah, thanks for all your help there, CNN.

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It's Official

Satire has become impossible.

(h/t: the Inestimable Pejman)

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