The Lightworker: Working Miracles Before He Is Even In Office

And The Deciders are singing his praises regarding Black Friday.

President-elect Obama also said this week in a series of press conferences that he held Monday through Wednesday on the economy and laying out his economic team. You got to give him credit for one thing at least: ever since the leak of Tim Geithner as Treasury Secretary at 3:00 last Friday, the Dow has gone up 17%, the S&P has gone up 19%. So at least there's been a vote of confidence in the markets for president-elect Obama…And Black Friday, that’s exactly right, sales up three percent surprisingly on Black Friday. So, is this about the Obama economic team?

Honestly, do you think The Deciders will ever mention any bad news for the next 4 or 8 years?

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Obama's Fault: Terror Edition

Not even in office and the Fresh Prez has already emboldened our enemies to the point where India may get into a nuclear war with Pakistan and there are men with M-16's in the New York subways.

I am reminded of the scene in Braveheart where Longshanks ponders who to send to meet with Wallace:
 

Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country. So whom do I send?

Anyway, things are quickly going to hell in a handbasket and it is time to take stock and note the recent things that are Obama's fault:

• Large men with illegal firearms are shooting themselves in New York City night clubs.  Of course, when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will shoot themselves in the leg in night clubs.
• Britney Spears is releasing a new album.  Surely the four horsemen are saddling the horses.
• To those living under rocks, one of the most massive and well-orchestrated terrorist attacks in history occurred in Mumbai.  I'll have MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH more on that later today.  Let's just say I've been doing the math all weekend and this story doesn't add up.
• Racists continue to be lying liars in Detroit.  Can't a Mayor text a few ho's up in this bitch?  Everyone knows Mark Furman did it.
• All the HopeChange in the world doesn't seem to be convincing enough for global leaders to sacrifice their own economies upon the alter of Gaia.  Remember, global warmening hurts minorities, women and terrorist college professors the most.  RACISTS!!!!111
• Did I mention that Britney Spears has a new album? 

What else did he fuck up this week?

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Not Ready to Lead

They say being President of the United States is the most stressful job in the world and I believe them.  Too bad the next guy to get the job can't even handle the stress of a presidential campaign without spazzing out:

Meanwhile, it is being reported that Obama has developed a chronic facial tic brought on by the stress of the presidential campaign.

We are so fucked. 

 

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Holiday Humor

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,  "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and  finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow a and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

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All quiet on the Biden front

Over the last few years, we've heard joke after joke (and they've been hilarious) about Dick Cheney staying in an "undisclosed location." Well, now people are starting to ask the question (which I'm pretty sure has nothing to do with Paul Anka) "Where's Joe?"

More than three weeks into the transition, and Vice-President elect Joe Biden generates less buzz than the non-existent first puppy.

The vice president-elect has not spoken publicly since the election, and was at Barack Obama's side just once this week as the president-elect delivered a series of grim news conferences on the economy.

...Amid reports that Obama will name Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State the question swirled: What about Biden? Foreign policy was supposed to be his domain.

"You think he wasn't in on that conversation?" a source involved with the transition asked rhetorically.

Yet in a column last week The Washington Post's David Ignatius called Biden "the incredible shrinking vice president-elect."

"Where is he these days?" Ignatius wonders. "Do they have him in a box? He can't be happy at the idea of considering Clinton as foreign policy tsarina — wasn't Biden's foreign policy savvy the reason he was picked?"

I'm guessing that they have him comfortably sedated somewhere, with guards outside of his room making sure that nobody with a microphone and/or a video camera gets in.

Oh, and no, Biden wasn't picked for his "foreign policy savvy," though that's the spin the Democrat Party and the MSM (but I repeat myself) gave the country about his nomination. He was picked because he's got experience serving in a post in the Federal Government (or any job, really) for more than a couple of years, unlike his new boss.

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