Either CB or I will be putting up a chat at some point for Obama's informercial. I can't wait for Obama to say "But wait, there's more!" and "Are you following me camera guy?" Or if we're real lucky, we'll all find out that Obama isn't really Obama, he's a cheesy mask worn by BILLY MAYS, which will be taken off in the last two minutes of the show by a misfit bunch of hippies and their dog.

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At 8pm tonight, C-SPAN will be airing the 2008 Clash of the Titans debate from last Friday at Regent University (where I got my Masters apparently worthless Masters). 

The topic is the presidential election and panelists include Steve Forbes, Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, Donna Brazile, Geraldine Ferraro, and Alan Colmes. 

Check in if you want. 

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Poor Nick Lampson, he's just all tuckered out these days:

"I need a break. We all do," says democrat Nick Lampson, who is defending his seat in the 22nd Congressional District. "It's an exciting period, though, when we have an opportunity to meet so many people."

Well, I have good news for you, Nick!  It looks like you're about to have a long break. 

You can donate to Pete Olson's campaign here. 

***Cross-posted at Down the Ticket***

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I should go down to the Police Station to protest! 

Right after I finish this beer...

An Austrian man, charged with drink driving, drove to a police station to complain about the charge whilst drunk, officials said on Monday.

The 65-year-old had his driving license and car keys first taken away from him on Sunday after driving while over the alcohol limit in the northern city of Linz.

He then went home, picked up his spare car keys, went back to the abandoned car and drove to police headquarters to explain why he was unhappy with the charge.

"When the driver tried to show police officers what had happened the first time, they detected he was still under the influence of alcohol," police said in a statement. The driver was charged a second time.

Bravo!

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He's calling for a David Cameron/Tory style rebuilding of the GOP.  NO, WRONG, and that is why it is necessary to keep Steele away from a GOP leadership position.

We've been following the UK's death spiral into Nanny Fascism for a good while here, and anyone who has read this crapblog on a regular basis knows damned well that the last thing we need to ever fucking do is emulate anything coming out of Britain right now.  The Thatcherites lost to the squishes in the Conservative Party, as a result, Britain is rapidly turning into a Labour-run Orwellian dystopia, with the Tories giving chase in Labour's dust shouting, "Hey!  We're for nanny authoritarian governance too!"

We cannot let that happen to the GOP, lest we experience that same Orwellian nightmare here.  A third party is just running away from the problem.  Somehow, we're going to have to battle the RINOs, squishes, crooks and quisling punditry for control of the party while holding off the left and media.

Embrace the suck.

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As a concerned, liberal, Marxist, race-baiting douchetool I'm concerned. 

Very concerned.

I'm concerned about David Axelrod's cramming problem.

Sure, it started innocently enough, sticking pens and Barrack Obama dildos up his ass but over time his little bit of fun seems to have gotten out of control. 

Even he's not sure when the small objects lost their appeal but within months he had graduated to the knob-ends of baseball bats and Pringles cans. 

The spiral only accelerated from there.  In 2007 he was arrested over 40 times in one month for cramming fire hydrants, officers often expressing disbelief in their reports.   Their shock should not come as a surprise.  The depths of a cramming addiction are hard to comprehend. 

So why is this important?  Why does this make me concerned? 

Because David "Ass of Holding" Axelrod is a chief strategist for Barrack Obama's 2008 presidential campaign.  If Obama is elected, Axelrod's access to the highest echelons of global power will have a devestating effect.  Think of the damage done to a child's innocence when he goes on a field trip in our nation's capital only to see Axelrod rubber-gloving the Washington Monument? 

We should all be concerned.

It is well known that David Axelrod loves to cram. 

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Aren't you getting tired of these dickheads calling you racist hicks?  Are you really going to let them smear you like this endlessly, then reward them for it?  I hope not, I hope to see every bitter, clingy PA voter out there telling these sneering, cheating twats to get fucked on Tuesday.

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Pays $150,000.

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Game over, America wins.

Now, time to teach the Taliban a few things.

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Reading it now... more in a minute.

Done... 

Short reaction?  Yawn.  It seems pretty clear that Obama did have an affair (who wouldn't if you were married that that harpy) and that she skipped the country to keep it secret. 

Not included in this report are any details about possible string-pulling by the Daleys.  That would be more damaging but in the end none of this will have any effect on the election. 

In fact, even if it had come out two weeks ago it wouldn't have mattered.  There is no smoking gun.  There is no picture of him snorting coke of a hooker's ass.  Its just heresay and circumstance pointing to an affair that 95% of the people voting for Obama won't care about anyway.

The element of the story that should get traction is the blatant, disgusting favoritism and malpractice of the media.  They've all apparently known about this for weeks or months but are sitting on it.  Whether because of ideological bias or profit motive (probably both) the media has sold its ethics out for the millionth time in this election cycle. 

But in the end, this won't help McCain win an election.  At most it will keep flashy "special report" graphics designers busy for the next year or two.  Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

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And the official Moron Pundit DoomMeterâ„¢ is at 11.

Look, am I the only one that's honestly, deeply concerned here?  We're about to elect the Communist Manchurian Candidate and not only will he have a $2,000,000 dollar party* in Chicago to celebrate but we will see perhaps the largest global celebration in history.

Really?

Part of me wants to relax and say, "this is politics in action.  The movement of party and power is a pendulum and will swing widely in arcs, eventually to return to balance and sanity."

I'd love to believe that but I'm starting to doubt it.  No matter how much people want to spin these polls to show that we're in it, we're starting to sound like Lefttards.  The polls are not close.    Now, I'm sure it'll be closer on Tuesday than that but the electoral count is going to be devestating.  The only hope is that McCain pulls out a win in California (something I believe is actually possible with the demographics but still a very long shot). 

Its time to get ready for what is about to happen.

After Tuesday, Barack Obama will be the least experienced, most extreme president ever elected in American history.  His associations are suspect and his true beliefs are a mystery even to people close to him.

After Tuesday, it is likely that Democrats will have 48 - 50 seats in the U.S. Senate with 2 Independents, leaving the Republicans with not enough votes to filibuster even if they could get all of the RINO's to play nice. 

After Tuesday, the Democrats will have nearly a 100 seat advantage in the House of Representatives.  This isn't any worse than a 1 seat advantage in terms of legislative power but is devestating when the difficulty of beating incumbents* is included.  It could take decades for the Republicans to beat that back assuming the left doesn't permanently change the rules (immigration reform, voting laws, etc.) and eliminate the competition outright.

After Tuesday, millions of angry, extreme leftists are going to feel more justified than ever in 'exacting revenge' on the WingNuts by breaking windows, defacing cars, looking into your private records, and any other fascist method of silencing the competition.

After Tuesday, even though the most powerful man in the world is a (half) black man, the level of society-required white guilt will increase dramatically.  It will generally be assumed by the powers that be that you are racist if you oppose policies put forth by The One and his cultists will agree.

After Tuesday, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi will sign the blank check for Obama to do literally whatever he wants.  With a relatively friendly court and an enormous legal team (the DOJ, natch) in their corner, there will no longer be any way to prevent any law they suggest from becoming law. 

Most importantly, after Tuesday the most terrifying cult of personality in American history will seize the reigns of power and the entire world will drink the koolaid**.  A group of people that have repeatedly demonstrated their willingness to use any means necessary to protect their messiah and destroy the lives and reputations of their enemies will take complete and unopposed control of the most power nation on Earth.

I'd like to think this is just another swing of the pendulum.

It's not.  We're so very, very, very fucked.

All hope is not lost.  We have one chance.  We have to all, every one of us vote.  We have to get everyone that is on our side to vote.  We have to hope that the good poll numbers have lured the cultists into a false sense of security.  We have to hope they drop the ball so we can pick it up and shove it up their asses.

Then, after we win, we get to deal with the riots. 

UPDATE:  Don't Give It To Him.  Make Him Steal It.

INSPIRATION

* - After making a big fuss that the RNC bought Palin a paltry $150,000 in new clothes for the campaign.  Only in a campaign this fucked up could the media cast negative aspersions for the purchase of clothes when their opponent has spent nearly half a billion dollars on greek columns and half-hour infomercials.  It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking ridiculously depressing.

** - A couple of countries won't, of course.  The Axis of DoucheBags, the Soviets and China will gladly accept him as U.S. President and begin their long-term plans to use him to weaken the United States.  Europe will gladly help because they're a bunch of jealous twats.  Unfortunately, without the world's economic engine, we're in for a very sad future indeed.

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I know Ace left Boston to return to New York, but I didn't realize the hobos in New England felt they could be as brazen as this once the Master Hunter left town.

Stack told police he sleeps in the garage of his home, and that the two men both wearing dark-colored hooded sweatshirts, surprised him in bed where he fell asleep listening to the radio.

According to the police report, Stack told police "a lot of his friends are homeless" and that "all his friends knew that he had a lot of cash on him, due to hearing that the stock market was doing bad and that he should pull his money out of the banks" and that he kept a "cash reserve at home."

Police said a chain on the gate at the end of the driveway of Stack's home had been cut and that there was a large hole in the fence beside the house.

Stack said he gave the men his wallet containing $4,000 in $100 and $50 bills. He said the assailants then tied his wrists and legs together while lying facedown on the bed, and that they punched him and asked for the keys to his 2001 Green Volkswagen Jetta.

Before leaving, they told Stack, 'If you call the police, we'll kill you."

According to police, there were "several coins leading from the lawn into the woods." Stack told police that he also kept a large amount of coins in the house and he believes the robbers took some of them.

After Prescott and Santiago left, Stack used a pair of scissors to free his wrists and called police at 7:22 p.m.

And how did these hobos spend the money? Rent? Food? ACORN/Obama voter registration?

Hell no! They spent it like a true hobo would.

The suspects allegedly abandoned Stack's car in the Mr. Tux parking lot on Merrimack Street in Lawrence and took a taxi to the Hampton Inn Express on Winthrop Avenue in Lawrence. They paid the cab driver $50, spent $60 in alcohol and another $400 in crack cocaine before renting two rooms at the hotel, which they paid for with $100 bills, police said.

Santiago and Prescott, along with another man and woman, also homeless, were celebrating Prescott's 45th birthday Saturday, police said.

Stack told police that he recognized a woman at the hotel party also as being a guest at Bread & Roses, and that he hired her about a month ago to clean his house.

Stack told police that the woman "may have stolen about $3,000 from his wallet on that occasion."

In court yesterday, Prescott and Santiago were represented by defense attorneys Thomas Sheehan and Alicia McNeil.

Judge Kevin Gaffney ordered them held without bail at the Essex House of Correction in Middleton, until the case is continued tomorrow.

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Lyndon LaRouche is still alive?  Really?  Are they sure about that?

Also I saw a sign for the Constitution Party candidate.  I didn't even know that still existed.

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Some possible tips to use are the figure 8 with your tongue, going up and down simultaneously with your hand, or even a little symbolic suck on his finger to make him start thinking about it. Make sure to avoid using your teeth, as the idea of biting his member off is not something he probably wants to be worrying about.

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In this case, that would be treating oil production with respect and trying to lessen government idiocy in the running of the business. As a result, PEMEX, the state run oil monopoly, is now open for outside investment.

The opposition Institutional Revolutionary Party (PRI) rejected those arguments. It predicted the initiative would make Pemex more efficient, cause more refineries to be built inside Mexico and, as a result, require less gasoline to be imported.

"Pemex needs to modernize itself, and that is what we're going to do," said Rep. Emilio Gamboa of the PRI.

But some FAP [ed note-these are some of the leftards in Mexico] members said they opposed the bill because it opens the door to privatization of Pemex and, with it, exploitation of Mexico's natural resources by international companies.

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Frank Wolf tells fucktwits to get off his lawn!

Hell, if Obama people are attacking Republican staffers, why not return the favor?

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Mark Levin interviewed Gov. Sarah Palin on his show tonight. 

It was short, but worth the listen.

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I've argued Mitt Romney would make an decent RNC chair, given what a disorganized clusterfuck the RNC is right now, and RINO or not, the guy knows how to fucking run things. 

John Henke recently had a similar thought, arguing on similar grounds.  But I think he came up with an even better idea, why not Fred, and why not a split leadership?  Henke appears to be arguing a Mitt figure as an organizer, and a Fred figure as enforcer.  I think I might like where he's going with this.

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Dan Riehl on "Obamanomics":

The economic change many people are voting for probably isn't the type of change they have in mind.

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