• 11 - Obama wins, veto-proof majority in the Senate, all 50 state senates and houses go Democrat, Obamassianism named official state religion, Yellowstone Caldera erupts, hypercolor t-shirts make a comeback, Packers win GAMETHATSHALLNOTBENAMED, DPUD replaces me on the site with Obama Approved Fairness Blogger, etc., etc.
• 10 - Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!
• 9 - How alexthechick feels every time she opens a comment thread for a post that mentioned spiders.
• 8 - How the Lions feel after establishing a 24 point lead.
• 7 - How the Lions feel before kickoff.
• 6 - Did I forget the baby at the Grand Canyon?
• 5 - Did I forget the baby at day care?
• 4 - Did I leave the stove on?
• 3 - Similar feeling to when the low fuel light turns on in my car.
• 2 - Feeling that someone I met once may break a nail shortly causing nearly no impact to anything anywhere.
• 1 - I anticipate unicorn-riding babes in bondage gear and awesome high-heels to come bearing money and fried chicken at any moment.

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