October 31, 2008
October 30, 2008
And here's to hoping "Michael Jackson"'s date this year isn't so...hmmm...well-marbled.
October 29, 2008
In wave elections, almost all of the toss ups break for the wave, though not all. Maybe this will be our one shining upset hold (ugh).
Outside of the pretentious Powerliners, anybody else know much about Minnesota politics? Does a third party guy (Barkley) throw any poll in the garbage can? How can a state that is overwhelmingly Democrat even hope to keep a Republican as Senator?
Elizabeth Dole is the worst fucking campaigner ever. She was pitiful in the 2006 cycle, and has no clue in her race against a virtual nobody. If the numbers game wasn't so dire, I would say let her lose just to go away.
Keep an eye on Robin Carnahan in MO.
She is the MO Secretary of State, and if her brother (Congressman Russ) doesn't run for Kit "Last Call" Bond's seat in 2010, she will. And she is beloved by the ACORN crowd for her work in helping perpetuate voter fraud in the 2006 and 2008 elections, though not as ridiculously as what is going on in Ohio.
No way Saxby Chambliss loses GA unless massive vote fraud takes place in Atlanta an Athens (home of UGA).
Ditto that guy in Mississippi picked to be Trent "Chester" Lott's successor.
Piss on Ted Stevens. Fucker should never have run for re-election knowing he was awaiting trial. And double piss on the Alaskans who voted for him and Don Young in the primaries. How fucking stupid are you? You are about to give those seats to Democrats because of your primary votes.
How sad is it that we are holding out hope that Susan Collins and Mitch McConnell are our bulwarks against 60?
Ugh. Me tired. Me go to sleep now.
Also I saw a sign for the Constitution Party candidate. I didn't even know that still existed.
Some possible tips to use are the figure 8 with your tongue, going up and down simultaneously with your hand, or even a little symbolic suck on his finger to make him start thinking about it. Make sure to avoid using your teeth, as the idea of biting his member off is not something he probably wants to be worrying about.Probably? What do you mean, probably? Unless there are some major trust issues and/or a history of violence, I'm pretty sure the word you're looking for there is definitely. Sheesh.
October 27, 2008
October 25, 2008
This is one of those ways.
October 24, 2008
It's Vintage, Mom: He's 27.
Mrs. N: Wow. By the time I was 27 I had 3 kids, and one had already died.
I just can't stack up against anyone.
I've also noticed while driving around town that there are very few cars with political bumper stickers this year. Again, a few McCain-Palin stickers here and there, and absolutely no Obama stickers. Not even on cars driven by younger people.
October 23, 2008
The combination of Ashley Todd getting mutilated and no one outside of the right-wing blogosphere caring about Obama's donation fraud has caused me to sink into my blogging safety niche. Ace has LOLcat blogging, I have movie blogging.
My movie of the day is Wristcutters: A Love Story.
It's pretty quirky and weird, but good.
Also, I found a reason for everyone to vote for McCain. I talked to the lady I interviewed with last month in DC, and she said that I'm her first choice, but the position is on hold. Their organization is waiting to see if the economy gets better and to see who wins the election. Given that this is an anti-earmark, anti-spending organization, I think a McCain win will help me out a lot.
Do not spring this on your partner in the middle of sex. You’re in her vagina, in and out, in and out, and you more-or-less accidentally slip inside her ass. Ooops. Not okay. Never okay.Really? Never? Damnit, there go my plans for the weekend.
October 22, 2008
In order to more clearly and explicitely define the limitations of the Racism and Prejudice Deterance Act of 2009, please note that the following terms, are considered Racist when applied to Officially Protected Class Groups (See Section VII, Subparagraph 3b of the RAPDA for details):
- Hard working
Also, pursuant to the Community Reinforcement / Individuality Suppression act of 2010, please remember that it is now illegal for Officially Designated Oppressor Class group members (those that make more than the Concensus Median Acceptable Income) to complain about these rules or the rate at which they are encouraged to contribute to the public good.
Violations of these acts will be encouraged to relocate to their nearest RAPDA Reeducation Camp for instructional enhancement.
Thank you for your time.more...
October 21, 2008
Yeah, the chick is super hot and the crazy dude is entertaining but let's be honest, this shit isn't even close to Firefly or Battlestar Galactica or even Sarah Conner Chronicles.
October 20, 2008
But I repeat myself.
Here's my problem with these 'idealist' shitfuckers. They rail on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and fucking on about needing to enforce accountability on successful businessmen while simultaneously and consistently assuming that proven, convicted felons and losers and unemployed societal leeches should be given the benefit of the doubt in all fucking cases.
The fuck you say?
What kind of fucked up society operates on the assumption that its shining stars are corrupt, evil monsters while actively ignoring even the possibility that its dredges may, in fact, be up to no good.
Exit Question: Is it just me or does it seem that every time you get a bunch of liberal asshats in charge of a bunch of money, you have the most egregious examples of graft, nepotism and corruption imaginable (United Nations anyone)? Could it be that their ridiculous and unrealistic class-warfare-based view of human nature is... I don't know... wrong?
Here is their website.
October 19, 2008
Not only do I want those, I want to have a reason to need those. Perhaps when Prince Paolo is taking me to the ball.
“I believe the old Emersonian advice that what you are speaks far louder than what you say is the best possible advice in judging a political campaign.”Here's the answer.
October 17, 2008
Of course, this is a moot point, seeing as how we're already in a police state under George W. Hitler's AmeriKKKa.
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