August 31, 2009

Violence solves all kinds of things

Who says violence never solves anything?
Before application of the most man-made violence this planet has ever seen


And after


I rest my case.

Updated by fixing it and h/t to sockless joe. 

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Someone's going to hell

25 Retarded Bible Verses

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Quit raping my childhood, part 11,752,743,001

Disney acquires Marvel.  Did Stan Lee die and I just didn't hear about it?

(via @gameondenver)

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DPUD Fantasy Football - 4 Slots Left

Last chance.  4 slots.  Draft is Thursday. 

I'll be locking these four slots up with friends by tomorrow. 

Email me at chaos -dot- overlord -at- gmail -dot- com to sign up.


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I don't know either.

From the "We aren't nearly afraid enough of the Japanese" file

 

Don't ask me, I have no idea either.

h/t Tex

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Information you didn't know you needed

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August 29, 2009

Charity Drive

I think we should start a fund to hire an assassin to kill the Lockerbie bomber.

Great idea? 

Yes.

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August 28, 2009

Click On The Ads

I was just over at Ace's place and he's got some big new ads up and I thought, "I should click on these and hopefully give Ace a penny or two."

Really, I love the blog and the least I can do is spend 3 seconds clicking on the links.  If we want the e-journalism thing to actually work somebody is going to have to pay the bills.  Might as well be three seconds of ad clicks.

Or I'm crazy.  But at least these aren't porn sites or warez sites.

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Excellence in childrearing



Transparent so they can't tell you've bound up the kids and taped their mouths shut until they get really really close.

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August 27, 2009

DPUD Fantasy Football Spots Still Available

Seriously, let's do this.  E-mail me at chaos -dot- overlord -at- gmail -dot- com. 

NFL Fantasy Football.  You get to watch Alice H. take Plaxico Burress in the first round. 

Me, I was thinking about taking Brett Favre since he's clearly the greatest QB in the game currently.

8 more slots. 

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Which is creepier?

more...

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August 26, 2009

This is just sad.

Now if it had been a PETA exec...

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Quote of the Day

But what is the difference between literature and journalism?/ ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all.

Oscar Wilde. 

He continued...
Of course, some day a blogger will draw a cock on my face and way too many people will read that.



Gotcha, fucker!

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Quote of the Day: Jessica Biel

Quote of the Day comes from The Superficial:

Jessica Biel is the "most dangerous woman" on the Internet. Is it because I'd stab my grandmother just to feel the breeze of Jessica's ass? That's gotta be it.

Here's the Morning Joe discussion of Jessica's dangerousness:

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Moron Fantasy Football - 8 Spots Left

Email me at chaos -dot- overlord -at- gmail -dot- com.  Its free and you get to engage in delightful smack talk with your favorite DPUD bloggers!  What could be better? 

Watching Liberal Universities battle it out so they can fund more why Republicans are clinically retarded studies?  Surely you jest!

Sign up now!

We're Getting Them Signed Up Now!  Still 8 spots left to help share the spectacle of over-paid felons dancing through a beer commercial featuring Keith Olbermann!  Also, you get to call me names when you play me!

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But think about the CHILDREN

It suddenly struck me while reading about more town hall meetings today that a very large number of the reports, both in the press and by attendees, make mention of doors being locked.  Now, we're usually talking about public meeting spaces, such as auditoriums and the like.  Generally, there's a passing mention of people trying to get in, only to find that they're locked out. 

Here's my random thought - isn't locking the doors a fire code violation?  I'm quite serious in asking that question.  From what I vaguely recall, some doors can be locked but there has to be some type of open emergency access.  Please note I am not in any possible way saying, implying, condoning, hoping, etc. that there's a fire at one of these events.  In fact, I'm horrified at the concept that there could be.  But fire codes are designed for exactly these situations, large numbers of people in contained spaces.  So there's my questions, in an attempt to keep people out, are the organizers improperly locking people in?

No, it's not a huge point but I think it does bring up the lack of attention to detail that's a hallmark of this entire mess. 

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August 24, 2009

Bumped: DoublePlusUndead Fantasy Football League -14 Slots Left

That's right, I'm setting it up.

It will be a Fox Sports 20 player league.  If you are interested, e-mail me at chaos -dot - overlord -at- gmail -dot- com  with the subject DPUD FOOTBALL.  Preference of entry will be given to co-bloggers because I'm a nepotistic asshole like that. 

Hurry up and get while the getting is good!

Also, I need ideas for the four division names so hook me up with your awesome ideas.

Update:  The Division names are Bacon, Zombie, Val-U-Rite and StompyBoot.

Update x 2 :  SPOTS ARE STILL AVAILABLE.  I don't know if you morons don't like football or if you just think its full.  Its not.  Get in on this before I shrink the league down to what I can fill. 

I'm impatient.  

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The color-blind presidency

"Out of 93 African Americans on our national poll last week who voted for Obama 92 approve of the job he's doing and one is unsure"

Funny the things you can find from numbers when you have the raw data.

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I'm sure no one here is interested in these

Dr. Horrible hand-made figurines, hand signed by Nathan Fillion.

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For Alexthechick

No it's not shoes. I don't do shoeblogging unless they have a phone in the heel or a knife or machine gun in the toe. It's the latest World of Warcraft trailer. I have to say it isn't near as good as the trailers for Burning Crusade and Lich King and the expansion doesn't sound that impressive. but I am sure it will sell a bajillion copies.




All you other WoW players are welcome to enjoy too I just don't picture sitting at work squealing like a little girl and scaring the piss out of your co-workers.

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