Lessee, been an interesting year, blogwise, went from just running this crappy little blog myself to having lots of great co-bloggers, we've grown in traffic significantly, and there are lots of people I owe thanks to for that, my co-bloggers, Ace and John Hawkins are probably the biggest ones, but obviously we've gotten to work with lots of other great bloggers too throughout the year.

As for resolutions, I think they're ridiculous, but I promise I'm going to actually, oh, I dunno, write at my own crapblog a bit more, I know I haven't been posting as much.

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Soda very, very wrong.

(H/T Veeshir)

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You buy whatever the hell you want, hun.  Capitalism rulez.

(Yeah...I haven't blogged in a few days and this is what I awake from my Val-U-Rite holiday stupor to write...)

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"I'm sorry, sir. We have run out of donkey testicles. Can I offer you some deer testicles instead?"

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We'll let the Morons decide where I've been.

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Whatever the hell that is...

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Whatever the hell that is...

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Christmas was invented for one Man, and I think it is imperative that we remember this Man the way he would want us to...by singing a carol to His name.

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I'm pretty skeptical, as Allah is...okay, I admit the only reason I'm linking this story is because it gives me an excuse to post this song (okay, just to be safe, Content Warning on the lyrics),

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Happy Festivus, everyone!

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 01:00 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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If you are a moron who happens to own an iPhone, then you may be interested in this application. (NSFW)

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Umm.....this.

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People have been arguing that he was whacked for a while (though it's usually argued the it was done by the Soviets, not the Allied leadership), I'm not really convinced, but it is an interesting line of thought.  It wasn't any secret that Patton hated the Soviets and wanted to push through Germany and go after the commie bastards.  In any case, I laughed at this bit from the article,

George Patton, a dynamic controversialist who wore pearl handled revolvers on each hip and was the subject of an Oscar winning film starring George C. Scott, commanded the US 3rd Army, which cut a swathe through France after D-Day.

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I strongly dislike her.

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Not just the kind of grades you usually hear about in the 'let's make the kids feel better' crap going on in schools - a metro Denver school district is abandoning grades.  As in, when Grandma asks your kid what grade he's in, Grandma's going to get a blank stare that's going to have her (maybe rightfully) questioning the value of your child's public education.


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Kinda fun: The Smoking Gun's Mugshots of the Year.

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Here's an important documentary about the roots of our war against the Moron community's greatest enemy:

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How about we have a little fun around this joint? I am proposing a challenge that even a Val-u-Rite vodka, drunken moron can handle.

I think I may have found the most unbelievably stupid item to ever be auctioned on E-Bay. And there are a LOT of gross and unreal things for sale there, y'all.  So who among you can find an item for sale on E-Bay that can top this?

Scarlett Johannson's Snot Rag  Oh noes! (pun intended)

Now put down your bacon and start looking. No slacking allowed. I want to be amused.  Chop, chop!

[Note: Vote in the comments as items are linked]

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