December 31, 2008

2008 recap

Lessee, been an interesting year, blogwise, went from just running this crappy little blog myself to having lots of great co-bloggers, we've grown in traffic significantly, and there are lots of people I owe thanks to for that, my co-bloggers, Ace and John Hawkins are probably the biggest ones, but obviously we've gotten to work with lots of other great bloggers too throughout the year.

As for resolutions, I think they're ridiculous, but I promise I'm going to actually, oh, I dunno, write at my own crapblog a bit more, I know I haven't been posting as much.

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Soda wrong

Soda very, very wrong.

(H/T Veeshir)

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In which I defend Paris Hilton...

You buy whatever the hell you want, hun.  Capitalism rulez.

(Yeah...I haven't blogged in a few days and this is what I awake from my Val-U-Rite holiday stupor to write...)

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Presented without context

"I'm sorry, sir. We have run out of donkey testicles. Can I offer you some deer testicles instead?"
Uh, no thanks. I've been craving donkey 'nads all day, and there's really just no substitute for that flavor...

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December 28, 2008

I'm Alive

We'll let the Morons decide where I've been.

Where the fuck has Moron Pundit been?
Trudging through five foot snow drifts looking for Al Gore.
Three week game of Presidents and Assholes. (He "lost".)
Was named CEO of Val-U-Rite's Vodka Product Testing division.
Trying in vain to justify picking someone other than himself for Moron of the Day.
Working, moving and being productive.
pollcode.com free polls

*Technical difficulties. Hold your horses.

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December 26, 2008

Happy Kwanzaa!

Whatever the hell that is...

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn209/doubleplusundeadnu/Kwanza.jpg

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Happy Boxing Day!

Whatever the hell that is...


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December 24, 2008

The True Meaning of Christmas

Christmas was invented for one Man, and I think it is imperative that we remember this Man the way he would want us to...by singing a carol to His name.


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December 23, 2008

Will Obama legalize it?

I'm pretty skeptical, as Allah is...okay, I admit the only reason I'm linking this story is because it gives me an excuse to post this song (okay, just to be safe, Content Warning on the lyrics),



...song cracks me up.

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Bow down before the power of Santa!

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A post for the rest of us

Happy Festivus, everyone!

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Tap for Ta-Tas

If you are a moron who happens to own an iPhone, then you may be interested in this application. (NSFW)

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Coming to DPUD on July 4, 2009

Umm.....this.

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Howdy-ho!

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December 22, 2008

New book argues that Patton was whacked by Allied leadership

People have been arguing that he was whacked for a while (though it's usually argued the it was done by the Soviets, not the Allied leadership), I'm not really convinced, but it is an interesting line of thought.  It wasn't any secret that Patton hated the Soviets and wanted to push through Germany and go after the commie bastards.  In any case, I laughed at this bit from the article,

George Patton, a dynamic controversialist who wore pearl handled revolvers on each hip and was the subject of an Oscar winning film starring George C. Scott, commanded the US 3rd Army, which cut a swathe through France after D-Day.


FAIL

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This girl is a pretentious hipster doofus.

I strongly dislike her.


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December 21, 2008

Abandoning grades

Not just the kind of grades you usually hear about in the 'let's make the kids feel better' crap going on in schools - a metro Denver school district is abandoning grades.  As in, when Grandma asks your kid what grade he's in, Grandma's going to get a blank stare that's going to have her (maybe rightfully) questioning the value of your child's public education.


more...

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December 20, 2008

A picture says a thousand words

Kinda fun: The Smoking Gun's Mugshots of the Year.

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December 19, 2008

Why we hunt

Here's an important documentary about the roots of our war against the Moron community's greatest enemy:


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A Challenge for Morons

How about we have a little fun around this joint? I am proposing a challenge that even a Val-u-Rite vodka, drunken moron can handle.

I think I may have found the most unbelievably stupid item to ever be auctioned on E-Bay. And there are a LOT of gross and unreal things for sale there, y'all.  So who among you can find an item for sale on E-Bay that can top this?

Scarlett Johannson's Snot Rag  Oh noes! (pun intended)

Now put down your bacon and start looking. No slacking allowed. I want to be amused.  Chop, chop!

[Note: Vote in the comments as items are linked]

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