I know you did. Sorry, but the MP had to hit the road and share his charm and good looks with America at large for a few weeks.
Don't worry, I'll have a treat for you later wherein I explain why I'm not a Libertarian. And yes, it is longer than just, "those fuckers are crazy." That would suffice, but I figure I'll give you a little more to chew on.
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2) Does Woody Allen's wife have to buy him a Father's Day Card?
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That girl with the star tattoos all over her face? The one who said she wanted three stars tattooed near her eye, but fell asleep and woke up covered with 50+ stars? Yeah, bullshit, she wanted exactly what the tattoo artist did, she panicked when her father lost his shit and her boyfriend dumped her, some news station set up a hidden camera and caught her confession.
You know, I feel bad for the tattoo artist on some level. If she would have kept up with the lie and dragged him into court, it could have destroyed him financially, that's a lot of stress he didn't deserve. I'm sure he's probably been taking a bunch of shit over this whole thing too.
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As if anyone doubted him. The question in everyone's minds now is what significance there is to 56 stars. Maybe notches in her bedpost?
The tattoo artist actually said that it's given him more publicity. I suppose if I were in Europe, I might have him tattoo me just so I could say the dude that tattooed 56 stars on a lying whiny bitch's face tattooed me too. At least I wouldn't be his worst customer ever.
Posted by: Alice H at June 24, 2009 01:04 PM (qJHYy)
I'd sooner expect the administration to take action over Obama's shiny pretty mug being used to advertise something than to actually object to the IP theft.
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Well, you can see the high-def coolness here, anyway, since the site doesn't allow embedding of the high-definition version. Here's the low-definition version, which I debated even bothering to embed since you really should go watch it in high-def glory. It's like wasting your time on the really cheap stuff instead of splurging on Val-U-Rite.
Municipal employees got pwned
Seriously, pay attention to who you're talking to when you're wasting taxpayer money.
Some attendees at the 87th annual Colorado Municipal League Conference were in seminars such as "Natural Disasters: Preparation and Response," put on by the Evans city manager, and "Do as I Say and as I Do: Making Municipal Facilities Energy Efficient,"put on by an architect and a Lafayette council member.
"No one can say this is a junket," said Sam Mamet, executive director of the Colorado Municipal League. "This is a quality conference, and people recognize it as such."
But a reporter, producer and photographer from 9News who visited the conference Thursday found plenty of municipal officials who had decided to forgo the panel on "Maintaining Your Infrastructure in a Tight Economy" and instead hang out in the halls and lobby.
Unaware she was speaking to a reporter and being taped, Glendale City Council member LuVerne Davenport said the city brought six people to the conference so they could rotate through the panels and no one would have to go to all of them.
So what do they do when they are not in the seminars?
Apparently, I am missing some amazing developments around the world.
Is North Korea seriously going to shoot a missile at Hawaii? Is Obama seriously such a bitch that he doesn't openly mention the end of North Korea if that is the case?
Also, GO Iranian protesters. Too bad nothing will come of it.
Get yer free stuff
Since I'm sure the reason some of you haven't joined the bone marrow registry is that you keep spending the fifty bucks it costs to register on Val-U-Rite instead of on the registration fee, and not because you find the idea of getting a giant needle jammed into your hip and puncturing your hip bone horrifying, I thought I'd let you in on some information.
Bone marrow registration is free from now until June 22, or until they run out of funding for free registrations. Anyone who registers will get a free tour of the Department of Hotassery and Stompy Boots from alexthechick after MP takes office.
Been registered for about 12 years and came up as a match once. Donated bone marrow and met the recipient after a year. So far, he's completely cured of Leukemia more than 5 years later. Great program and people. Plus, I got two free t-shirts... made me forget all about the discomfort of donating (okay, it didn't, but it really wasn't that bad and definitely worth it.)
I encourage everyone to register. It's just getting blood drawn once, then more testing only if you are a preliminary match. You can decide to stop at any time (but you probably won't).
I still want my tour since I'm registered and will have voted for MP.
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Stashiu3, that's incredible! How nice that you got to meet the recipient. Thanks for sharing that.
Btw, the needle in the hip... is actually about 150-200 pokes. They can only draw out about 5cc from each puncture, then they poke a fresh hole for more. There were two docs... one on each side. It's not painful during the extraction, but there is some discomfort for the next day or so. They really take good care of you though and treat you well.
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They won't let you meet or give you any identifying information about each other for at least a year. This is in case the transplant doesn't take I guess. Then, if you both agree, they will facilitate a meeting. It was rather special and the staff was lined up in the hospital hallway clapping for both of us. We went to lunch after and talked for several hours. A special experience.
Posted by: Stashiu3 at June 18, 2009 09:13 AM (hfHXD)
Funnily enough, to get laid. I used to date a girl who ran a Red Cross center.
I too still want my tour.
And, since I give blood regularly (that girl was really hot), the tour should be conducted by alexthechick(If she really is a chick) wearing nothing but the boots or the shoes (her pick) from last week.
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Which I tried to do a couple of weeks ago, but ran into some wombats... Uh, problems. Wombat-shaped problems.
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Just finished testing the new server setup, and it's all systems go for the move.
It will happen at 6AM GMT - about 85 minutes from now. We will be down for about half an hour while I reload the database; I need to do that to sort out any corruption that the recent glitches may have caused.
Apart from that, nothing at all should change.
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A late D-Day tribute
I figured we could use a little positivity and remembering that there is good in the world, given the nature of the news today. I thought about titling this "A tribute to back when America had a pair of brass ones" but I'm hoping Muslihoon's thoughts on why Obama is sitting out are accurate.
Best proof I got is the video of the jump as I was jumping. The image gets blurry because the opening shock of my chute opening broke the camera, but you can at least see watch as I jump from the C-130J onto Iron Mike1 drop zone in St. Mere Eglise at 1200 feet above ground at 20 knot winds. It was raining when I got on the plane, stopped raining before I jumped and started raining again after I landed. I got my senior rated parachutist wings pinned on me by a 87 year old vet who jumped on D'day and had 3 combat jumps.
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My favorite thing about dictators is that they are unaware of how perfectly stereotypical they are. No wonder they are generally viewed with less disdain than they deserve, they are caricatures.
Is anyone else getting like a bajillion new followers on Twitter today? Either this is spam or I should kickstart my impending run for President in 2016* because I'm suddenly at the peak of my fame.
* - I'm not sure I'm kidding at this point. I mean, I'll have no shot but I'd like to speak loudly as a candidate anyway. Moron Pundit for President - 2016 (the first year I'm eligible).
I work with a guy who was about mid-20s or so when hired. He seemed cool so I tried to be friends with him.
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I have a similar story in which someone argued to me at great length that American History X was an extremely racist movie. As in your example, they watched one of the most anti-racist movies of all time and got the exact opposite out of it.
Amazing. It appears that people are taught NOTHING of logic or critical thinking in schools anymore (I learned none of my skill in school but in life and following my own pursuits).
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