November 30, 2008
November 29, 2008
November 27, 2008
November 26, 2008
I've been meaning to re-read Atlas Shrugged for a while now, so I think I'll start that up this weekend. You?
Also, in case you were wondering, it does suck being the only one at work (and the only person on the interwebs) the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. Only 2.5 more hours to go.
The comic-book superhero Batman may have finally found his match – and he happens to be a plain-spoken mayor from southeast Turkey.I don't see him getting very far with this, seeing as how Batman (the character, that is) has been around for about seventy years now. But the important thing to take away from this is that we've now identified the most badass municipality in the whole world. I mean, how cool would it be to be able to say, "I'm from Batman"?
The caped crusader's latest nemesis is Huseyin Kalkan, the two-term leader of a city called, appropriately enough, Batman (pronounced Baht-mahn). The politician recently raised eyebrows around the globe when he announced plans to sue Warner Bros., makers of the successful Batman films.
"Of course, I'm thankful to them for making the Batman name famous, but we can't let them use the Batman name without permission," Mr. Kalkan said during a recent interview in his office.
November 24, 2008
Police say thieves cut their way into a locked compound at a business in Puslinch Township on Saturday night and took off with the trucks. The trailers were loaded with hundreds of cases of chicken breasts, striploin beef, alcoholic beverages, plus new winter vehicle tires.You could have a pretty awesome party with all that stuff. And drive somewhere where there's snow, I guess.
November 22, 2008
There's a book written about the three of them conversing in Heaven that I've always kind of wanted to read, and then I'm distracted by reruns of "The Cosby Show."
November 21, 2008
They failed to mention that if you sing the Hillbilly Hot Dogs theme song, you get free ice cream. Will I partake? Hells yes I will.
*It may have it's quaint charm if you grew up there, but face facts people...
Um, enjoy, I guess.
November 20, 2008
Also Thursday: Chaffetz said he agreed to appear on the satirical Colbert Report, which has poked fun at House members in its "Better Know a District" segment. House members have been warned not to appear on the Comedy Central show, but Chaffetz said he can handle it.
"Yeah, whatever," he said Thursday. "Lighten up."
Good luck. Somewhat related, if you've never seen "Strangers with Candy," why are you still reading this sentence? Go rent it Seasons 1-3 right now, while avoiding the movie at all costs.
I hear someone has been itching (like a heroine addict) for a facecocking.
Ask and ye shall receive:
I'd write something about how disturbing it is that this piece of shit is on television claiming innocence without getting called a liar but that's like writing about these kids today or airline food.
I'd laugh if it wasn't so depressing.
P.S. I hope someone blows up his house. Then we'd see how forgiving he is about terrorism. Ratfuck piece of dog shit fucking coward motherfucker.
November 19, 2008
But when Nicola, 25, returned victorious to her camp, she confessed to Esther Rantzen: "I asked Ant and Dec whether the ball bag was full of semen and it is so I swallowed crocodile semen... I asked if I could get pregnant."Sounds like someone doesn't have a very firm grasp of...well, quite a few things, actually.
November 18, 2008
I rest my case, Gaia Rapers.
In honor of a stupid day, some animal vids below the fold. Courtesy Wired Blog.
60 queries taking 0.2819 seconds, 169 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.