I got nuthin'

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Noooooooooooooo!

Hairspray 2?  Really?

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Damn Birds

I always seem to post flash games on holidays...in any case, this one is pretty good.  It's called Damn Birds, you're a statue who has had one too many birds crap on you, and it's time to make those fuckers pay.

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Thanksgiving plans?

I've been meaning to re-read Atlas Shrugged for a while now, so I think I'll start that up this weekend.  You?

Also, in case you were wondering, it does suck being the only one at work (and the only person on the interwebs) the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving.  Only 2.5 more hours to go.

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A bad week for Batman

While I would imagine that it's never easy being the Caped Crusader, this week has been especially trying, with rumors of his demise and now, a lawsuit:

The comic-book superhero Batman may have finally found his match – and he happens to be a plain-spoken mayor from southeast Turkey.

The caped crusader's latest nemesis is Huseyin Kalkan, the two-term leader of a city called, appropriately enough, Batman (pronounced Baht-mahn). The politician recently raised eyebrows around the globe when he announced plans to sue Warner Bros., makers of the successful Batman films.

"Of course, I'm thankful to them for making the Batman name famous, but we can't let them use the Batman name without permission," Mr. Kalkan said during a recent interview in his office.

I don't see him getting very far with this, seeing as how Batman (the character, that is) has been around for about seventy years now. But the important thing to take away from this is that we've now identified the most badass municipality in the whole world. I mean, how cool would it be to be able to say, "I'm from Batman"?

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Fess up

Have any of you Morons been up in Canada lately?

Police say thieves cut their way into a locked compound at a business in Puslinch Township on Saturday night and took off with the trucks. The trailers were loaded with hundreds of cases of chicken breasts, striploin beef, alcoholic beverages, plus new winter vehicle tires.

You could have a pretty awesome party with all that stuff. And drive somewhere where there's snow, I guess.

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I was on ABC World News Sunday tonight

It's from the Mates of State show a couple weeks ago.  When the player says -2:11 I'm just to the right of the guy in the orange jacket. 

Kinda neat.

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45th anniversaries

JFK, CS Lewis, and Aldous Huxley all died on this date in 1963. 

There's a book written about the three of them conversing in Heaven that I've always kind of wanted to read, and then I'm distracted by reruns of "The Cosby Show."

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Weekend Video

If I have to watch it.... you have to watch it.

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Where I'll be going tomorrow...

Hillbilly Hot Dogs in not-so-beautiful* Lesage, West Virginia:



They failed to mention that if you sing the Hillbilly Hot Dogs theme song, you get free ice cream.  Will I partake?  Hells yes I will.

*It may have it's quaint charm if you grew up there, but face facts people...

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Confusion

According to this site, we're "quite gender neutral" here at dpud.  I blame all the shoeblogging.  *Cough* alex *Cough*

(h/t)

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Public Q. John

Since I failed to post anything on Wednesday marking World Toilet Day, I thought I'd share this list of letters to the Times of London from people complaining about public restrooms. Some of them date back more than 100 years!

Um, enjoy, I guess.

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This should be interesting

Heh:

Also Thursday: Chaffetz said he agreed to appear on the satirical Colbert Report, which has poked fun at House members in its "Better Know a District" segment. House members have been warned not to appear on the Comedy Central show, but Chaffetz said he can handle it.

"Yeah, whatever," he said Thursday. "Lighten up."

Good luck.  Somewhat related, if you've never seen "Strangers with Candy," why are you still reading this sentence?  Go rent it Seasons 1-3 right now, while avoiding the movie at all costs.

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PSA for our female cobloggers and readers

Godiva is offering free truffles at their boutiques today from 1 to 3 pm.  Limit one per person, so take all your kids and your neighbors' kids, have them get truffles too, and you can enjoy your chocolate and theirs while you listen to the sweet sweet sound of little children crying that their candy has been taken away.

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Apparently, I've been remiss.

I hear someone has been itching (like a heroine addict) for a facecocking. 

Ask and ye shall receive:

I'd write something about how disturbing it is that this piece of shit is on television claiming innocence without getting called a liar but that's like writing about these kids today or airline food.

I'd laugh if it wasn't so depressing.

P.S. I hope someone blows up his house.  Then we'd see how forgiving he is about terrorism.  Ratfuck piece of dog shit fucking coward motherfucker.

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Presented without context

But when Nicola, 25, returned victorious to her camp, she confessed to Esther Rantzen: "I asked Ant and Dec whether the ball bag was full of semen and it is so I swallowed crocodile semen... I asked if I could get pregnant."

Sounds like someone doesn't have a very firm grasp of...well, quite a few things, actually.

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Fun Fark Thread

For alex.

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For Future Reference

If you habitually purchase and consume bottled water you are no longer allowed to lecture me on environmentalism. 

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:



I rest my case, Gaia Rapers.

Love,
Moron Pundit

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Because Tuesdays are stupid

I hate Tuesdays, maybe even more than Mondays, because Tuesday is when my 'work week' starts.  And even for people with real schedules, Tuesday sucks.  It's not Monday, so you're not reminiscing about your weekend debauchery, it's not Wednesday, so you can't go out and get sloshed for humpday, and you're definitely not on the downhill slide to the end of the weekend.

In honor of a stupid day, some animal vids below the fold.  Courtesy Wired Blog.
more...

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A Random Thought On The Hillary For Sec State Talk

Remember when Colin Powell departed the Bush White House, and The Deciders bemoaned the "lack of dissent" with that move? Well, I wonder how this will play out should Hillbuzz get the nod.

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