November 17, 2008

Weird Monday

Was there a ban on newsworthy stories today or are the interwebs just dead?

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A Great Idea

There may be some constitutional problems with this scenario but I figure they pale in comparison to the already ridiculous amount of Constitution-Rape associated with the left in general and Obama in particular.

"Democrats prepare to move forward with investigations of Bush administration" ... Drudge Report

To prevent this from happening, I offer the following scenario......

On January 15, 2009, George Bush resigns. Dick Cheney becomes president and appoints Sarah Palin as VP. On January 16, Cheney resigns and Palin becomes America's first female president and immediately pardons all former,current, and future, Bush administration personnel. On January 17, Palin appoints Michael Steele, the first black Lt. Governor of Maryland, as VP. On January 18, Palin resigns and Steele becomes America's first black president. On January 19, Steele issues a pardon to Palin. On January 20, Barack Obama, becomes America's second black president.

The End.

I find the neatest stuff at that blog.

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Um...what?

In an effort to broaden everyone's cultural horizons, I give you the following, from the Land of the Rising Sun:



No, I'm not really sure what just happened there, either. 

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November 16, 2008

Movie thread

I was watching Sukiyaki Western Django this morning, (short review - if you like this kind of movie, you'll really like this movie) and I was wondering what my fellow Morons favorite Western movies are.  I'd say High Plains Drifter for me.  So, pilgrims, share.  What are your favorites?  Nosy minds want to know.

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November 15, 2008

Fun puzzle game

Took me a while, but I got through it.

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How close was I at the concert last night?

This close.

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This hand gesture...



I do not think it means what you think it means...

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November 14, 2008

Uh, no thanks, Bob, I'm not thirsty after all...

"I've got some in my fridge," he added. "It tastes fine to me."

(h/t)

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What's on my adgenda tonight...

Two of my friends opening up for Mates of State at The Dame?  Hells yes I'm there!


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November 13, 2008

If A Republican Had Said This, vol. 232,340,932,931

First there was the meme that Obama's waffling was "statesmanship", then Joe Biden's idiotic statements were just "Joe Being Joe", and now we have the endearing "Rahmbonics" to deflect the foolish comments made by the incoming Chief of Staff.

postponing a decision or avoiding an issue.

But Emanuel's Yogi Berra-style translation of the phrase should come as no surprise to those who know him well. Speechwriters in the Clinton White House, where he was an aide, used to collect choice examples of "Rahmbonics" and post them on a bulletin board. Oftentimes they involved sports.

"He'd say something like you can't kick a field goal in the ninth inning," recalled Jake Siewert, a longtime friend as well as a former Clinton press secretary and longtime admirer of Emanuel’s verbal skills.

Shutting a revolving door was another Emanuel classic. He used the phrase in 1998 to explain a Clinton plan to require states to report illegal drug use among inmates before receiving federal money for prisons.

"We have to slam shut the revolving door between drugs and crime," he told The New York Times.

"We kept tabs on them,” said a former Clinton speechwriter who asked not to be named. “There was a certain kind of admiration in involved in this.”

The mix-ups that made it into newspapers, as opposed to those he blurted out in staff meetings, were the ones that intrigued Emanuel's White House colleagues the most.

And yet the media is still running with the meme that Sarah Palin thinks Africa is a country.

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Giant Hornets vs. Honeybees: Who Ya Got?

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November 12, 2008

Our long national nightmare is over

Fox is canceling MAD TV.

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November 10, 2008

I'm posting this because Dennis Miller told me too

These women are grandmothers now.

Think about that.

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And what a handsome man she is, too

"I am a dude," he said. "I am a heterosexual male who appears to be a female."

I'm gonna make you head to the link to see him, but I will say that he probably...ummm...fits in with all the other women in Oregon.

Oregon politics is teh awesome.

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November 09, 2008

Great moments in tattooing

Alternate title: "Yes, I am friends with this person."

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I even dream dorky

Last night I dreamt that Obama chose Meshell Ndegeocello as his Secretary of Energy, which caused me to bolt to my computer and blog about how stupid an idea that was. 

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November 07, 2008

Just thought of something

We still haven't got that tape of Obama and Khalidi that the LA Slimes is holding, do we?

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The first step in getting rid of those of us who are bitter and clinging to our guns

They're blowing up the vodka distillers.   In Texas, no less.  I can't imagine what kind of vodka comes out of Texas, but I'm sure it can't be better than Val-U-Rite. 

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November 06, 2008

Hope. Change. Mayhem.

I'm a dork, and I want this tee shirt.

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November 05, 2008

1976-2008

I'm gonna take a quick break from my drinking to note that one of my local PBS stations is running a documentary right this very minute on the Carter campaign. 

They've already noted that he had the audacity (not a direct quote) to believe that he thought that his single term as Governor of Georgia qualified him to be President, how he was surrounded by "colorful" characters, and how his campaign came out of nowhere to win the Dem primaries.

Let's just pray to God that there's a new Reagan at the end of this coming four-year tunnel.

Now, back to drinking.  A lot.

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