October 14, 2010

Lessons (not) Learned

You should be reading This Ain't Hell so I wouldn't have to link it, but I know, you're lazy that way.

John Lilyea is one of ones who got the VFW-Pac endorsement reaction going, I think I read about that somewhere, finally got in touch with somebody at the VFW-PAC.
Not really long story short, Quote
"So basically, I spent ten minutes pissing in the wind."

At least it only took 10 minutes.
It's an interesting read, it reminds me of something else. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Hmmmmmm, maybe a cup of tea will relax me and let me figure it out.
H/T Veeshir

My posts have been very short on hot lately so here's Tawny Kitaen and some French chick, Zabou, mostly nekkid below the fold.

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Its Getting Harder To Admire The President

I eagerly await Iowahawk's rebuttal.

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Everybody sing along

As you've probably heard, Kaley Cuoco broke her leg in a horseback riding accident. The cast and crew of The Big Bang Theory filmed a message for her.

Apparently Penny's being turned into a bartender for a while to hide her cast. I thought they'd written it in to the script during the virtual presence episode. I almost wish they'd gone the How I Met Your Mother route, where they hid two characters' pregnancies without really hiding them by giving them ridiculously oversized purses that fooled nobody.

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Post office subsidy

What the FUCK is this doing in the health care bill?

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Now this is awesomeface

It's that thing you love!  The Constitution!

Also eight kids?  Really?  Really?  At least we know he's good at time management and multi-tasking.

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eddie's been moonlighting

As a chef.

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Zombie Dog?

Zombie Dog!

"'Euthanised' pet dog wakes up the next day"

Very Pet Sematary-y

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She who will not be named

Someone will occasionally make a reference to "She who will not be named" when talking about absolute craziness, SWWNBN is a stalker of Jeff Goldstein.

Jeff Goldstein has
been dealing with this leftist, deranged stalker for years now, she's been arrested at least twice, there is at least one restraining order and yet, she still goes after him with apparent impunity. I had figured the story was over, it's not. She's still just as vile and deranged.

After reading that you'll understand why she's named SWWNBN.
She's like Candyman except you don't have to say her name three times to get her to show up.

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This documentary about how military contractors are (somehow wrongfully) providing jobs for people in Third World countries is being shown on a local PBS station here.  Your tax dollars paid for that to be shown.

On the other hand, HALLIBURTON!!!!!

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...don't you just feel terribly awful for the poor little chilly fella fucking terrorist traitor scumbag piece of shit motherfucker?

About 20 minutes into the hearing, a blanket was draped over his shoulders. Hasan was paralyzed from the upper chest down when he was wounded four times by police who rushed to the scene of the shooting. Defense attorneys say he has trouble regulating his body temperature because of his injures. He usually wears a watch cap and long underwear.
Well, I doubt he's gonna need either of those pieces of clothing where he's eventually headed.

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In Tonight's Episode Of "Democrats Behaving Stupidly"

This guy is a Congressman in Massachusetts. 

Seriously, fuck them all. Fuck them and their careers so hard, they change gravitational impacts. These fuckers need to be put away, and put away so hard, it loses all meaning. 

I no longer want victory. I fucking want humiliation for the other side. I fucking want destruction. I fucking want electoral blood on the floor. I fucking want these turtlefuckers to get run out of town with a festering fuckspear of futility fucking forced up their asses. And I fucking want revenge for what they have done to our country.

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October 13, 2010

There's a reason Evo Morales is president of Bolivia

He's Number 10, for those of you who don't speak Spanish. Skip ahead to 0:35 if you'd like, there's not much of interest to gringos prior to that.

And no, he's not some master soccer player who happens to be president. This was supposed to be a friendly match.

The match pitted President Evo Morales against political rival La Paz Mayor Luis Revilla to inaugurate a new field. Each led their teams in a bitter, foul-filled match that ultimately ended in a 4-4 tie.
The best part?
One of the president's bodyguards reportedly sought to arrest Cartagena, who was ultimately kicked out of the match, but Revilla intervened on his behalf.
Cartagena's the dude writhing on the ground. There's a lesson to be learned in handling your opponents there, I'm thinking.

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Being around all that happy is bound to make you a little dark

If there's not a Miss Piggy getting turned into bacon, I'll be a little disappointed.

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Don't Elect Me

Okay, that's about funny.
Here we have a debate between the candidates for the NC-4 House seat, Dave Price, our Democratic hero from above, against Republican BJ Lawson.

Every time Price says, "My opponent wants to..." the crowd applauds.
The problem? They're applauding Lawson.

Seriously, all Lawson has to do is run his Price's soundbites and he'll win in a landslide.
Via Confederate Yankee
update, fixed vid.

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No, you don't say

So there's a NYT piece about Obama looking back on his first two years and blah blah blah. Here's the part that made my eyes nearly roll out of my head:

In the magazine article, Mr. Obama reflects on his presidency, admitting that he let himself look too much like “the same old tax-and-spend Democrat,” realized too late that “there’s no such thing as shovel-ready projects” and perhaps should have “let the Republicans insist on the tax cuts” in the stimulus.

Oh, you're just noticing this now, you utter jackass?  Just now?  I mean, it's not like a huge freaking number of people who told you this. 

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October 12, 2010

Do I know what a rhetorical question is?

I saw this in Ace's sidebar headlines, he saw it in the comments by Lady in Black.
The guy in Mexico who's investigating the shooting of a guy on a jet ski on a border lake was beheaded.
The guy and his wife were cruising in the Mexican part of the lake when some guys came out in boats and shot him and chased her. They never found his body, she said she tried to go back but they kept firing and went after her so she had to run.

I have to say, but I might get the answer to one of my stock rhetorical questions.
When people talk about Israel blowing up terrorist nests in Gaza or the West Bank I ask, "How do you think America would react if Mexicans started lobbing rockets at Arizona because they wanted Texas and California back?"

It's obviously not the exact scenario, but I don't think we can allow them to get away with killing an unarmed, jet skiing tourist via beheading the investigators.
Maybe we should export some guns to Mexico for real, we could send some Marines to watch them and make sure they shoot the right people.
I put this in LLAPH because I couldn't figure out where it went and I can't figure out what LLAPH means, so it seemed like a fit.

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The title is Teh Worstest Joke Evah

Something tells me this is either a precursor to or a direct result of the #dipdip.

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So now what?

Via Ace we see that a judge has ruled Don't Ask Don't Tell unconstitutional.

Ignoring the breathtaking judicial overreach and how this could also harden opposition as we only seem to get democracy when Teh Peepul make the right choices...

That means they go back to the system before that, right? The one where, if they find out you're gay, they kick you out.
If so, the only difference appears that now they can ask so if you lie and they find out, you're in trouble for being gay and lying.

Where am I wrong?
Did this judge wave a wand and change the policies of the US military so it's, ipso facto and presto chango, okay to be gay in the military?

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How Much Pudding?

$240 Dollars Worth of Pudding.

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The Onion: Now in the Prophecy Business

From the first Tuesday in November, this story:

Sweet, creamy death swept through this small Illinois town Monday, when nine 300,000-gallon storage vats violently burst at the local Snak-Tyme pudding factory, burying hundreds of residents in a rich, smooth tidal wave of horrifying pudding goodness.

The death toll from the lip-smacking tragedy currently stands at 350 and is expected to rise.

"After hearing a series of loud explosions, I looked out the window and saw the great taste of Snak-Tyme engulfing everything in its path," said barber Bill Cangelosi, who barely escaped with his life when his shop was devastated by a lethal dollop of butterscotch.

Oddly, it seems that the entirety of the Democratic congress lives in the same small town.   Strange.

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